[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Ensok]

Only downside is you're only a few miles north of Detroit. But at that price for what you're getting? Might actually be worth it.

 

[RestlessRain]

Sounds like we have a goal for Pippa's first donothon.

 

[Sven]

That basement has seen some shit, and probably has a body buried in it

This is the epitome of making your crack house your crack home

 

[IonProxy]

"With the right vision"
Then call me blind, cuz I ain't seeing it.

 

[Pippenis Inspector]

Only downside is you're only a few miles north of Detroit. But at that price for what you're getting? Might actually be worth it.

The slavesservants have to come from somewhere.

 

[Trap Supremacy]

Only downside is you're only a few miles north of Detroit. But at that price for what you're getting? Might actually be worth it.

This implies Pippa would not also have extensive medieval artillery to defend herself.

 

[Ensok]

"As is". There's the biggest warning sign on any listing.

 

[SomeRando]

Imagine being the poor SOB that looks at that goes "Yes I want to live in Gary, Indiana"

 

[Thomas Talus]

Gary, Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary, Indiana
Let me say it once again
Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana
That's the town that "knew me when"

 

[Compressed jpg]

ROI in Gary? Home of Michael Jackson and Freddie Gibbs?

You move in you keep the local clientbase, just don't get caught.

 

[RestlessRain]

These hovels probably remind Pippa of the previous houses she's lived in.

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Pippa please stop reading /X/, summoning demons just to smooch them is not worth eternal damnation of your soul

 

[RestlessRain]

Pippa please stop reading /X/, summoning demons just to smooch them is not worth eternal damnation of your soul

I blame Hazbin Hotel.

 

[IonProxy]

Pippa please stop reading /X/, summoning demons just to smooch them is not worth eternal damnation of your soul

C'mon now, even satan has standards, and some spore-free furniture he'd like to remain as such.

 

[lvl8]

Mamakin texted to tell her to buy it.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

500 for that is pretty good

 

[Ensok]

It actually is sitting on a good-sized lot for the size of that home. You could make yourself a nice yard with that.

 

[Realticule]

Just slap a deck on it and you can rent it for an extra $500 a month.

 

[Lazybug]

She has some real creativity for someone with zero internal monologue or ability to visualize objects in her brain!

Her thoughts take the shape of something out of child's picture book

 

[ScarletCorrupt]

Looks like a fucking mini golf prop lmao