[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Planetary Bombardment]

How many near death experiences does this rabbit have?

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

Watching near death videos
blue balls on a forklift video for 10 minutes
dear god the tension just builds

PLAY THE FUCKING CLIP PIPPA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

why not actually call the police with your phone instead of pretending to call the police

 

[Godzilla1984]

Watching near death videos
blue balls on a forklift video for 10 minutes
dear god the tension just builds

The tangents must flow.

 

[PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR]

why not actually call the police with your phone instead of pretending to call the police

Because you will be called as a witness later, and nobody wants to deal with that shit.

 

[Realticule]

How many near death experiences does this rabbit have?

Probably a high score at this point. Poor girl.

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

why not actually call the police with your phone instead of pretending to call the police

Because she'd probably rather get abducted than make a phone call.

Before anyone goes "uuuuuuu tomboy Pippa!!!", she didn't wash for months. She doesn't wash for weeks.

 

[Sven]

Because she'd probably rather get abducted than make a phone call.

Look, talking on the phone is scary okay

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Well she dresses exactly the way I imagined.
Edit: got that 7-11 3am drip.

 

[Realticule]

Goth Pippa!

 

[Zizara]

Because she'd probably rather get abducted than make a phone call.

Look, talking on the phone is scary okay

God damn zoomers. Back in my day we talked to people! You go up to that stalker and you tell them to get on with it or leave you to your day.

Edit: Pippa is clearly a greyman prepper, not a goth.

 

[Titanosaurus]

Okay, lets search up some grown up nerd woman at walmart tik toks

 

[Realticule]

Okay, lets search up some grown up nerd woman at walmart tik toks

Haven't we proven that she's actually a secret Stacy? We'd need to find crazy women at Walmart talking to cups of yogurt.

 

[Paladin]

Were reaching new levels of based

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Personally, I prefer Oikos to Chobani, I could probably whip up some recipes for her to substitute either - or for VTubers in general, really

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

"Wow, what a fucking weirdo, asking people about Pokemon"
-girl who goes to 7-11 at 3AM on a Friday to buy a plush fucking squirrel

 

[Realticule]

 

[Paladin]

"She had the type of hair that leads me to believe that she had me blocked on Twitter" Pippa Pipkin.
Based

 

[Realticule]

Any time a wagie gives you a generic sounding answer that it's just the system or they can't do anything, they're lying, they just don't know and don't want to admit they're retarded.

Pippa sees through the wagie lies!

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

Spoken like someone who's never had a real jo-
oh wait