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Planetary Bombardment

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How many near death experiences does this rabbit have?
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Watching near death videos
blue balls on a forklift video for 10 minutes
dear god the tension just builds
PLAY THE FUCKING CLIP PIPPA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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John Vtuber👁️

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why not actually call the police with your phone instead of pretending to call the police
 

Godzilla1984

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Watching near death videos
blue balls on a forklift video for 10 minutes
dear god the tension just builds
The tangents must flow.
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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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why not actually call the police with your phone instead of pretending to call the police
Because you will be called as a witness later, and nobody wants to deal with that shit.
 

Realticule

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why not actually call the police with your phone instead of pretending to call the police
Because she'd probably rather get abducted than make a phone call.

Before anyone goes "uuuuuuu tomboy Pippa!!!", she didn't wash for months. She doesn't wash for weeks.
 

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Planetary Bombardment

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Well she dresses exactly the way I imagined.
Edit: got that 7-11 3am drip.
 

Realticule

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Zizara

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Because she'd probably rather get abducted than make a phone call.
Look, talking on the phone is scary okay
God damn zoomers. Back in my day we talked to people! You go up to that stalker and you tell them to get on with it or leave you to your day.

Edit: Pippa is clearly a greyman prepper, not a goth.
 

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Okay, lets search up some grown up nerd woman at walmart tik toks :smugpipi:
 

Realticule

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Okay, lets search up some grown up nerd woman at walmart tik toks :smugpipi:
Haven't we proven that she's actually a secret Stacy? We'd need to find crazy women at Walmart talking to cups of yogurt.
 

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Were reaching new levels of based
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Personally, I prefer Oikos to Chobani, I could probably whip up some recipes for her to substitute either - or for VTubers in general, really
 

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"Wow, what a fucking weirdo, asking people about Pokemon"
-girl who goes to 7-11 at 3AM on a Friday to buy a plush fucking squirrel
 

Realticule

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Paladin

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"She had the type of hair that leads me to believe that she had me blocked on Twitter" Pippa Pipkin.
Based
 

Realticule

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Any time a wagie gives you a generic sounding answer that it's just the system or they can't do anything, they're lying, they just don't know and don't want to admit they're retarded.

Pippa sees through the wagie lies!
 

Punished Anime Discusser

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Spoken like someone who's never had a real jo-
oh wait
 
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