FBI Agent: Hello Mr. Humphreys, It's a pleasure to meet you. I've enjoyed working with your father.
GH: Thank you. Hopefully this interview is just a formality
FBI Agent: Well, you see, it would be for you, but unfortunately we have to have all our new agents explain all their activity online. Can you explain your activity on this international
*ahem* "Virtual Youtuber forum" before we issue you your Security Clearance. Specifically all the posts about loving Hitler.
GH: "Virtual Youtubers?" I'm not even sure what those are, really.
Agent: Lying doesn't become you Mr. Humphreys, we've seen the TOR network traffic from your house, and you can't deny that your fellow users discovered your identity. I'm afraid we'll have to deny your clearance due to your post stating, and I quote:
I can't believe Pippa keeps disavowing Hitler, I feel personally slighted by this and I can't believe she would betray her fans like this. Smh.
I'm sorry, you'll have to leave, you vile anti-semite.