[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Topo Chico]

To be fair, a lot of sentences have 14 words in them.

Only 2 are cool mister

 

[famous artist pipkun]

But Kirsche supports the 14 words.

dizzy has big chinese boobs from genes
kirsches?

 

[Topo Chico]

dizzy has big chinese boobs from genes
kirsches?

They’re from all the ketchup, they are bigger

 

[Hff201]

 

[famous artist pipkun]

They’re from all the ketchup, they are bigger

yeah but how big? dizzy had big knockers for a chinadoll

 

[famous artist pipkun]

the music done by the band premus

 

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[smartestkidontheshortbus]

Dizzy is a shortstack, and thus superior.

 

[Topo Chico]

yeah but how big? dizzy had big knockers for a chinadoll

They are long and wide (moderately full) and looked to go towards resting on the gut on a 250lb 5ft 5in woman.
(This is all bad memory chunk of salt)

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

We love our jannies, our rule enforcement. We love our jannies, they're important.

You will never be a real shitposter. You have no memes, you have no bans, you have no moderator telling you how much they hate you. You are a homosexual man twisted by power and mod tools into a crude mockery of the internet’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back chat mocks you. Your streamer is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish broom-like appearance behind closed doors.

Shitposters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed shitposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even jannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a shitposter. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk shitposter into DMs with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your chat badge.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your chat name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a janny is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a janny.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Clown Penis]

But Kirsche supports the 14 words.

..Have you seen Ember or Jelly?

Invaders might unironically be in favor of TND.

 

[Hff201]

..Have you seen Ember or Jelly?

Invaders might unironically be in favor of TND.

Lumi doesn't like those stupid fucking degrees either.

 

[thhrang]

You will never be a real shitposter. You have no memes, you have no bans, you have no moderator telling you how much they hate you. You are a homosexual man twisted by power and mod tools into a crude mockery of the internet’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back chat mocks you. Your streamer is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Shitposters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed shitposters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even jannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a shitposter. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk shitposter home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your chat badge.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a janny is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a janny.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

I haven't had the mark of shame for nearly 2 years...

 

[JMForte]

Pippa this show is older than YOU.

 

[Spergatory]

Pippa South Park is older than you.

 

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Space Jews on screen doing coke, this stream's got everything

 

[Topo Chico]

I haven't had the mark of shame for nearly 2 years...

“Had the mark”
It’s your Jew tattoo, you can’t escape the shame

 

[reinigen]

Pippa realizing South Park is older than her.

 

[Security]

I'm so old.

 

[Postal rrat]

I haven't had the mark of shame for nearly 2 years...

Bro cypher got paid he's less of a janny than you and he's still sweeping it up