[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[Eat em and breed em]

Mortis

 

[Hff201]

The 8-bit gamer in me is annoyed that the boss has checkpoints.

You die, you go back to the start, faggots.

Please understand, they had to make the game womanproof.

...not that that's working out anyway

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Guys, I don't think Pippa is very good at this game

>This game
Don't worry champ. She'll beat the belief she's good at ANY of them out of you relatively soon.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

Atleast she's remembering the patterns

 

[Security]

Will we hear the gamer word?

 

[thhrang]

Of course, because she is when she wants to be.

Why did she let me dominate her in TF2?

 

[Godzilla1984]

The 8-bit gamer in me is annoyed that the boss has checkpoints.

You die, you go back to the start, faggots.

 

[Sven]

How is this not intentional at this point, how many times can she stand right where she knows the boss is going to come and not realize she's gonna get her ass MORTIS'd

 

[Hff201]

Remember that time when a speaker pulled up a clip of DSP playing God of War at a game dev conference, as an example of a player's response to the gameplay loop?

Imagine how patronisingly easy games would be if they used Pippa clips instead.

 

[lvl8]

 

[kingcaid]

Why did she let me dominate her in TF2?

Your sister wanted you to have at least one W in your life.

 

[Negzana]

wait that was real? I thought it was a feverdream and deja vu or something I saw on youtube

 

[Hff201]

>she's already watched a stream of this and STILL took forever learning the boss's pattern

Pippa...

 

[Negzana]

How did Fauna do in the game? I was listening to Panko's playthrough in the background while working and she sounded better than Pippa at this at the very least

 

[Realticule]

See, she one shots things when she wants.

Why did she let me dominate her in TF2?

She has to let you have something Yuni, doesn't she? Pippa is such a kind and benevolent sister.

 

[Sven]

>she's already watched a stream of this and STILL took forever learning the boss's pattern

Pippa...

She did say all she remembers of Gura's playthrough was shooting the mirror.

 

[Realticule]

"Why am I so retarded?" - Pippa

 

[Hff201]

"Why am I so retarded?" - Pippa

Hang on, let me get the list...

 

[Pippenis Inspector]

If anyone does break into her house, they are getting shot before even she means to.

 

[Realticule]

Pippa, this is 2023, the Chupacabra got flown in with the other illegals.