Ikari Tenri / "Henry" / Henry M. Magalona

[RestlessRain]

Decided we needed some more Henrijaks:

Edit: Big thanks to whoever reposted my henrijaks on The Farms, made my day seeing them.

 

[RestlessRain]

A couple more Henrijaks from his current autistic rants over on KF

Edit: One last one

 

[kestraline]

Yes, he really has gone to the producer of Troonshine to offer his services.

 

[Titanosaurus]

I finally googles Henry's new avatar and wtf, a Disney movie villain?
I'm just imagining Henry having to watch Disney movies in the group room at his behavior health center with his stitched up wrist and getting all motivated for his great revenge on Pippa

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

I finally googles Henry's new avatar and wtf, a Disney movie villain?

He made a video the other day which was basically the "Hellfire" song with subtitles about being betrayed by Pippa and so on: https://thevirtualasylum.xenforo.cloud/threads/ikari-tenri-henry-henry-m-magalona.8/post-43190

 

[chihirogumi]

I was watching a Neuro-sama clip when I came across this. I think he found his newest simp target. Vedal better come up with some anti-Henri solutions or else Henri's giga autism with fuck with Neuro-sama's algorithm somehow.

Timestamped URL of video.

 

[Just pretending]

I finally googles Henry's new avatar and wtf, a Disney movie villain?
I'm just imagining Henry having to watch Disney movies in the group room at his behavior health center with his stitched up wrist and getting all motivated for his great revenge on Pippa

That's actually the funniest part of this shit, at least to me.

You see, Claude Frollo in the original novel was an overly angry hypocrite who pretended to be motivated by love, faith and a sense of justice, but in reality he had a major case of blue balls and loathed himself for it. He was Victor Hugo's version of the "what no pussy does to a mf" meme. I'm not saying Henri is right, but I can see at least some similarities between him and Frollo, although perhaps not in the way Henri himself envisioned it.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

I was watching a Neuro-sama clip when I came across this. I think he found his newest simp target. Vedal better come up with some anti-Henri solutions or else Henri's giga autism with fuck with Neuro-sama's algorithm somehow.
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Timestamped URL of video.

He's been simping for Neuro for a while, showing up in her chat isn't surprising. Neither is the fact a soulless gimp like him is obsessed with a soulless robot.

I finally googles Henry's new avatar and wtf, a Disney movie villain?

It makes sense. Frollo is a man who considers himself morally (in Henri's case, intellectually) superior to everyone around him and bases his identity on that, but is eventually destroyed by his obsessive lust for a woman he can never have. That part in Hellfire where he's watching Esmerelda's visage in the fireplace might as well be Henri autistically screeching at Pippa on his computer screen. The difference, of course, is that Frollo is a interesting and human villain, and it's captivating to watch his façade of moral superiority crumble as his inner desires take over and expose him for the monster he always was, whereas Henri is just a retard. Just like with Shinji, Nietzsche, etc., he's using surface-level media and literature to make surface-level connections that, to him, seem incredibly profound, and help him cope with his miserable existence by being able to pretend he's some tragic, tortured soul, when anyone on the outside can see how pathetic and delusional he truly is.

 

[Ｍｕｒｒａｙしないで]

You see, Claude Frollo in the original novel was an overly angry hypocrite who pretended to be motivated by love, faith and a sense of justice, but in reality he had a major case of blue balls and loathed himself for it. He was Victor Hugo's version of the "what no pussy does to a mf" meme. I'm not saying Henri is right, but I can see at least some similarities between him and Frollo, although perhaps not in the way Henri himself envisioned it.

To be fair I think that aspect of the character was portrayed well in the Disney movie - it was pretty clear he lusted after the girl (forgetting her name) and was conflicted about it but gave into it anyway. For better or worse that movie came out during that weird period between about '95 and '05 where "children's movies" were permitted to kill characters and use words like "hell" and "damn" and, in this particular case, have a villain be driven by malicious horniness without it being portrayed as silly or romantic.

 

[Titanosaurus]

He made a video the other day which was basically the "Hellfire" song with subtitles about being betrayed by Pippa and so on: https://thevirtualasylum.xenforo.cloud/threads/ikari-tenri-henry-henry-m-magalona.8/post-43190

That's actually the funniest part of this shit, at least to me.

You see, Claude Frollo in the original novel was an overly angry hypocrite who pretended to be motivated by love, faith and a sense of justice, but in reality he had a major case of blue balls and loathed himself for it. He was Victor Hugo's version of the "what no pussy does to a mf" meme. I'm not saying Henri is right, but I can see at least some similarities between him and Frollo, although perhaps not in the way Henri himself envisioned it.

It makes sense. Frollo is a man who considers himself morally (in Henri's case, intellectually) superior to everyone around him and bases his identity on that, but is eventually destroyed by his obsessive lust for a woman he can never have. That part in Hellfire where he's watching Esmerelda's visage in the fireplace might as well be Henri autistically screeching at Pippa on his computer screen. The difference, of course, is that Frollo is a interesting and human villain, and it's captivating to watch his façade of moral superiority crumble as his inner desires take over and expose him for the monster he always was, whereas Henri is just a retard. Just like with Shinji, Nietzsche, etc., he's using surface-level media and literature to make surface-level connections that, to him, seem incredibly profound, and help him cope with his miserable existence by being able to pretend he's some tragic, tortured soul, when anyone on the outside can see how pathetic and delusional he truly is.

To be fair I think that aspect of the character was portrayed well in the Disney movie - it was pretty clear he lusted after the girl (forgetting her name) and was conflicted about it but gave into it anyway. For better or worse that movie came out during that weird period between about '95 and '05 where "children's movies" were permitted to kill characters and use words like "hell" and "damn" and, in this particular case, be driven by malicious horniness without it being portrayed as silly or romantic.

That's very interesting but I'm still fixated on the idea of Henry being forced to watch Disney movies at BH (or whatever it's called there) after trying to KHS. Cuz that's what they do, can't watch anything too sexy or violent and there's always some literal tards mixed in too.
Edit: TBC I've been in them a lot but NO not as a patient

 

[Mumberthrax]

With each new update on his antics I believe less and less that Henri is a real human, rather instead that he's a fabricated persona.

 

[Titanosaurus]

https://archive.ph/QCUrq
Henry..... you're not really helping us forget you said you jerked off to a dogs feet


https://archive.is/VFEp8

There's something really funny about Henry trying to manipulate someone. Flakes isn't retarded Henry, he just likes Lia!

 

[Clown Penis]

There's something really funny about Henry trying to manipulate someone. Flakes isn't retarded Henry, he just likes Lia!

Yeah, I don't think Flakes is retarded; he's extremely retarded.

Spoiler

Just accept it: he's part of this retard triangle along with Henry and Joel. He just happens to be the only sympathetic one (kinda).

 

[RestlessRain]

Yeah, I don't think Flakes is retarded; he's extremely retarded.

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Just accept it: he's part of this retard triangle along with Henry and Joel. He just happens to be the only sympathetic one (kinda).

Flake is special, but I've never seen him say or do anything that would make me concerned for Lia's safety, or even make me dislike how he interacts with Lia.

 

[Mumberthrax]

Flakes is a good boy. He's just got some problems of his own he's dealing with from what I can see. These two messing with him is probably overall bad for him though.

 

[hololive ruined /jp/]

flakes has done this once a month for the last 2 years. He'll be fine.

 

[thhrang]

A Henri Twitter sock has seemingly been identified.

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

A Henri Twitter sock has seemingly been identified.

Hilarious how on his main he's all I AM FROLLO PIPPA MUST BURN NO DAD I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS but as soon as he's on an alt he goes back to being nice to her. It is kinda tragic, all he really wants is to be back with his Fluttershy Messiah (how to get an express ticket to Hell in 2 words), but then why go through with this cringey vengeance shit publicly? THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD'VE DONE FROM THE START!!!

 

[thhrang]

What the fuck:
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@Reticule

 

[Realticule]

What the fuck:
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@Reticule

How did he not piece it together?