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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Fellow Brave enthusiasts, do you think that Aviel had Katta and Nikki de-jew themselves so that Idol was more attractive to Brave who like most others are deathly afraid of the jewish
 

BioBreak

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You're right, they don't need any new vtubers, they have plenty.
What Brave should be doing right now is a thorough restructuring to ensure that each entity is in its proper place in the corporate structure and reassign each of their vtubers to the appropriate subentity where they best fit.
I've long had the feeling that the huge Brave acquisition spree of all these disparate microcorpos was more about harvesting subscriber data and analyzing their spending/buying habits - it's a tried & tested Silicon Valley start-up playbook. They'll keep the myriad of operations running as long as they can and as long as their cash runway allows but regular pruning will happen as they start consolidating more data and trying to cut costs/expenditures.
 

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There are too many vtuber threads to shitpost in now.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome!
Start your morning by posting "Sorry, wrong thread" in a random thread, ask fellow shitpost members to give those posts random reacts to trigger people's curiosity
 

Abomination

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Fellow Brave enthusiasts, do you think that Aviel had Katta and Nikki de-jew themselves so that Idol was more attractive to Brave who like most others are deathly afraid of the jewish
Yes, but I assume he had a lot of explaining to do because a manager from Brave's Globie division expressed concern that Katta was a member of the mob.
 

BioBreak

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Bettel's dad was not impressed by his tournament win.
 

Hff201

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I wonder if we should still crosspost notable updates from the split threads here for visibility? Because it looks like Shion's dead.


Important announcement from Shion in 8 hours.
 

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I wonder if we should still crosspost notable updates from the split threads here for visibility? Because it looks like Shion's dead.
Nobody gives a shit about her outside of the Holo circles but if she does drop I'm sure proc will put it up on the board.
 

Hff201

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Nobody gives a shit about her outside of the Holo circles but if she does drop I'm sure proc will put it up on the board.
I'll care about her once it's confirmed and it becomes fair game to Phasebeg.

Why would you want a woman who barely streams and EOPs (99% of phasekeks) barely know about?
Phase poaching a Holo would allow me to be incredibly annoying though!
 
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RIOT Music's Cocoa Domyoji will end all her activities as of March 6.


 

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I'll care about her once it's confirmed and it becomes fair game to Phasebeg.
Why would you want a woman who barely streams and EOPs (99% of phasekeks) barely know about?
 

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I wonder if we should still crosspost notable updates from the split threads here for visibility? Because it looks like Shion's dead.
Nobody gives a shit about her outside of the Holo circles but if she does drop I'm sure proc will put it up on the board.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm really going to miss Shirley.
 

BioBreak

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Why would you want a woman who barely streams and EOPs (99% of phasekeks) barely know about?
Because the entire point of Phasebegging at this point is just to beg.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Why would you want a woman who barely streams and EOPs (99% of phasekeks) barely know about?
That's like half of Phase streamers tho
 

RestlessRain

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Because the entire point of Phasebegging at this point is just to beg.
Yeah, why would anyone want someone with over a million subs and close to a decade of experience as a vtuber to join their favourite vtuber company? Phase Connect couldn't possibly find a use for someone like that.
 

NeneLOVE

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Yeah, why would anyone want someone with over a million subs and close to a decade of experience as a vtuber to join their favourite vtuber company? Phase Connect couldn't possibly find a use for someone like that.
If they actually had any JP fans then maybe :SelenHAHAhere:
 

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