"Heeey lads! Lads! Come on me ship! Come on me ship! We'll all go out! Get your guns! And the treasure chest! Bring out the treasure chest!! And treasure map!! We have to get back to the ship HURRY!!! It's gold! I have to get my pirate hat! Oh nooo it fell, get my pirate hat! Ahoy mateys!"MamaMori (looking at her favorite holomem photo)

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I Wanna Die

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Just noticed it… sure you did.

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I doubt anyone who replied bothered reading the 90 page doc. I sure as shit am not. Just gotta show support for your "fellow gals."
 
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El Rrata

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I mean I kinda prefer it this way the vultures are circling Vshojo instead of brewing Hololive is doomed rrats constantly.
Shit, you're right. WTF, I love Froot, now?
 

Al-Sandulishun

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Selen was terminated with prejudice in just over two weeks after Mel's comparatively amicable termination
so give it a couple weeks after Ame's retirement for the real fireworks to start, this is just a prelude
Rosemi's finally coming home to the Tsunderia retirement home.
 

Hotdogs Aplenty

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El Rrata

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Nenélove

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Shit, you're right. WTF, I love Froot, now?
THANK YOU DADDY GUNRUN FOR DELIVERING US FROM THIS TERRIBLE STORM!
I am sure the 50 dongerbills Yagoo paid you after slipping those random indies roofies at twitchcon really sealed the deal!
 

AO Cody

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Shame Kson got dragged into this, I wonder if there's some other company she could've been signed to... Some company that doesn't get you wrapped up in the personal scandals of its members where showing support for them means throwing your lot in with cheating, harassment, and vile pseudo-charities... Where associating with your own co-workers doesn't necessitate Covering you own ass...

It is a mystery...
 

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Shit, you're right. WTF, I love Froot, now?
>Mel gets terminated amicably
>Selen gets the book thrown at her and almost offs herself twice

>Aqua leaves
>Hex leaves, Kunai leaves shortly after, Vox accidentally strikes a crypto company's video over a chinky music sample

>Ame leaves
>Froot becomes the local punching bag, Kson has to delete a tweet where she shits on her indirectly for cheating, the one thing people kept ignoring
 

Nenélove

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Shame Kson got dragged into this, I wonder if there's some other company she could've been signed to... Some company that doesn't get you wrapped up in the personal scandals of its members where showing support for them means throwing your lot in with cheating, harassment, and vile pseudo-charities... Where associating with your own co-workers doesn't necessitate Covering you own ass...

It is a mystery...
Obviously phase connect.
>Mel gets terminated amicably
>Selen gets the book thrown at her and almost offs herself twice

>Aqua leaves
>Hex leaves, Kunai leaves shortly after, Vox accidentally strikes a crypto company's video over a chinky music sample

>Ame leaves
>Froot becomes the local punching bag, Kson has to delete a tweet where she shits on her indirectly for cheating, the one thing people kept ignoring
STOP NOTICING THINGS
 

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Shame Kson got dragged into this, I wonder if there's some other company she could've been signed to... Some company that doesn't get you wrapped up in the personal scandals of its members where showing support for them means throwing your lot in with cheating, harassment, and vile pseudo-charities... Where associating with your own co-workers doesn't necessitate Covering you own ass...

It is a mystery...
Miramax?
 

Superduper Samurai

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Shame Kson got dragged into this, I wonder if there's some other company she could've been signed to... Some company that doesn't get you wrapped up in the personal scandals of its members where showing support for them means throwing your lot in with cheating, harassment, and vile pseudo-charities... Where associating with your own co-workers doesn't necessitate Covering you own ass...

It is a mystery...
Fishman will poach her into Phase just to make Pippa collab with her once, and then terminate her because she slighted china

STOP NOTICING THINGS
Im on to you holofags, clearly there is information that will lead to the arrest of Motoaki Tanigo in this wild landscape of corpo retardation
 

Todd's Strongest Howard

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Al-Sandulishun

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At least you all finally admit it now.
The time until retirement is up to Fishman. Until then, they'll be captive to his mercy.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Wait a minute... how come Brave hasn't bought Vshojo yet...
 

Nenélove

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Al-Sandulishun

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Superduper Samurai

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That Kson tweet got me cultivating a small skaven hive underneath the Vshojo HQ but i wonder if VSJ would ever suspend a talent?
There was a very cut and dry wrangling, so there are limits to talent freedom, but what would be the line for a stealth or open suspension?

Henya.....
 

bothyourhouses

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Another great advantage of having an Oshi who's corpo. They know better than to wade into the sewage that is indie drama, and for those who don't there's a manager to smack them on the back of the head and tell them no.
Corpo cuts both ways - you'll never be forced to see your oshi making terrible takes, but you'll never know what her actual views are either. Watching mine have the chance to sign on the bad take that all her friends are doing and pass is a very good feeling (even if it's actually just as likely she was just sleeping or whatever).
 
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