General Thread v3: The Hexagone

[kushami tasukaru]

VSpo's Mario Party collab happening right now with Amayui Moka, Choya Hanabi, Akarin, and Ichinose Uruha.

Moka's POV here, in the description she talked about taking walks, buying a blanket with her first paycheck, and talking in stream with Akarin and Uruha for the first time.

Would be interesting to see Moka since Street Fighter Moka and and non Street Fighter Moka are completely different people.


774inc's Tsukinoki Tirol continuing DQ3 remake at 9.30PM JST.

Thumbnail reflects her feelings of not being able to reach Najimi Tower.

At 10PM JST, Sakamata, Kanata, and AZKi will talk about the Kanaken 3D live.

Hanabusa Lisa worked for that.

Her 3D intermission screen. You can relive it again around 1:17 into this clip.

 

[Svarog]

Onolumi playing The Longest Journey

Kanata's new original song for her 5th anniversary, composed by Toby Fox.

I don't understand the lyrics, but the video looks pretty damn sad. And with Kanata's illness, it looks doubly sad.
ps. Translated the lyrics (Kanata wrote text in commentary), sad song.

 

[frz]

Apparently a VOLs talent tweeted a yab that warranted a stream suspension, a gun-to-head apology tweet, and an apologetic QRT from the main agency account.

Adora Fortune 🕯️🏛️ 【VOLS】 on X: "Hi everyone, I’d like to formally apologize for one of my tweets that I posted earlier. At the time of posting, my intentions were to simply join in on a popular meme/trend that was popular a few months ago, but I had

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VOLs Official on X: "Thank you for your ongoing support of VOLs and our talents. We deeply apologize for the inappropriate contents. As their agency, we take responsibility for the lack of oversight and will work with our talents to prevent this from

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I put on my toxic radiation suit and searched /vt/ to see if I could find what the yab was and found someone speculating that this was the offending tweet, as it seems to have been deleted:


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Needless to say, I hope this isn't actually what got her in trouble, because if so the reaction is incredibly tone-deaf and retarded by the corpo.

Who would get butthurt by the fertility meme?

>Singapore
Ah, so the ladyboys that can't get pregnant at all. Figures.

So I did a little looking and everything about this company doesn't make a lick of sense
The company is registered as Crazia Privated Limited. They decided CRAZIA isn't "hip enough" (tbh I think it's a dope company name) so they created a different term to call themself.
VOLs is actually an acronym of the most stupid vtuber company name you may ever heard of. Using logo made entire out of the shape that everyone loves, triangle.

The CEO of 'Uhoh!' Live Streaming is someone who goes by the name of Arai Yosuke
A japanese born and lived in Japan, he moved to singapore to become "Client Partner Manager, Japan, Global Gaming" for Meta (formerly known as facebook)
I honestly have no fucking idea what is his job nor why does Meta randomly have a japan branch located in Singapore.
After 5 years, he left Meta to pursue a career that every Meta employee dreams of, owning a Singaporean vtubing company comprising of filipinos.

Virtual Ohhh!'s first generation comprised of Shirousa Mikumi, Aria Synth & Tenko Sorara, 3 fucking flips. The CEO himself flew to Manilla for one of the debut stream of all time

Note: The standee on the left is not affiliated with VOLs
During this insanely high production, well attended watch party, he was interviewed and tried selling the company as "e-sport oriented" in an attempt to pretend to be VSPO. But I highly doubt the ability of these gamers.
For example: Mikumi, the vtuber on screen, was sold as an Apex legend streamer. She recently did a "Road to Platinum" series where she rage quitted after two streams, abruptly ending the challenge, at gold III.

Her genmate, Aria Synth, seems a tad bid confused at e-sport titles. If you look closely you can see her stream title being "valorant - chill unrated". She is trying her best. Being a flip comes with natural debuff.
The last gen 1 member, Tenko Sorara, was terminated after a month.

So why does Arai Yosuke hate fertility and child birth so much that he forced his talent to apologize over a shitty fertility pill meme?

Spoiler: I have a "colored baby" theory (flesh jumpscare)

 

[tarkanoltr]

 

[jagiman]

Xalamon was Lumi's mod before Phase, and I very vaguely recall someone saying he was with her before even Cyberlive. The only time I've seen Lumi completely lose her shit is when someone with knowledge of her past (or just a schizo hitting the right button) showed up in her chat and accused them of being too close. I think he accused Xalamon of grooming her, though maybe it was the other way around. My money is on them being boyfriend and girlfriend, although married is also entirely plausible.

It's frankly irresponsible of Sakana to keep someone with that much power over a major talent around and in a position of privileged access within the company. But I guess the Chinese will stick together against the filthy white devils no matter what.

Xalamon was not Lumi’s mod before Phase. Xalamon was working for Phase and was Tenma’s mod before Lumi was even a member of the company.

The TTS message that set Lumi off was not about Xalamon but about Lumi’s mod Seishirou or Sei from Cyberlive and Smugdoka. The TTS message was a response to Lumi saying she was “ungroomable” by pointing out that she had a history of mods with weird groomer behavior.

The Xalamon hate, aside from him being an annoying femboy, comes from him being a part of Fishman’s plan to censor the company in the early days of Phase. Banning people for 4chan references and terminology and being overbearing in people’s chats.
The schizo rrats are that Xalamon has blackmail on the company somehow and is secretly the one running the show but in reality he’s just Phase’s head mod and has no life so he’s always around to moderate chats and the Phase discord if other mods aren’t around.

 

[The Proctor]

The schizo rrats are that Xalamon has blackmail on the company somehow and is secretly the one running the show but in reality he’s just Phase’s head mod and has no life so he’s always around to moderate chats and the Phase discord if other mods aren’t around.

If a mod has no life, they are automatically a timebomb, no exceptions whatsoever.

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

So I did a little looking and everything about this company doesn't make a lick of sense
The company is registered as Crazia Privated Limited. They decided CRAZIA isn't "hip enough" (tbh I think it's a dope company name) so they created a different term to call themself.
VOLs is actually an acronym of the most stupid vtuber company name you may ever heard of. Using logo made entire out of the shape that everyone loves, triangle.
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The CEO of 'Uhoh!' Live Streaming is someone who goes by the name of Arai Yosuke
A japanese born and lived in Japan, he moved to singapore to become "Client Partner Manager, Japan, Global Gaming" for Meta (formerly known as facebook)
I honestly have no fucking idea what is his job nor why does Meta randomly have a japan branch located in Singapore.
After 5 years, he left Meta to pursue a career that every Meta employee dreams of, owning a Singaporean vtubing company comprising of filipinos.

Virtual Ohhh!'s first generation comprised of Shirousa Mikumi, Aria Synth & Tenko Sorara, 3 fucking flips. The CEO himself flew to Manilla for one of the debut stream of all time

Note: The standee on the left is not affiliated with VOLs
During this insanely high production, well attended watch party, he was interviewed and tried selling the company as "e-sport oriented" in an attempt to pretend to be VSPO. But I highly doubt the ability of these gamers.
For example: Mikumi, the vtuber on screen, was sold as an Apex legend streamer. She recently did a "Road to Platinum" series where she rage quitted after two streams, abruptly ending the challenge, at gold III.

Her genmate, Aria Synth, seems a tad bid confused at e-sport titles. If you look closely you can see her stream title being "valorant - chill unrated". She is trying her best. Being a flip comes with natural debuff.
The last gen 1 member, Tenko Sorara, was terminated after a month.

So why does Arai Yosuke hate fertility and child birth so much that he forced his talent to apologize over a shitty fertility pill meme?

Spoiler: I have a "colored baby" theory (flesh jumpscare)

I love it when retards fumble their way through a corporate life full of zero stakes and zero expectations positions and somehow develop the confidence to decide to start an entertainment media company in one of the most volatile and competitive markets in the world. The amount of small to medium-ish corpos to fold in the last year is proof enough that you need work to last, and even the necrotizing form of NijiEN is a sign that big corpos aren't immune to suffering off the back of bad decisions.

Where'd this fuckboy get the idea that he'd be successful at running a vtuber corp? Especially with such fucking abysmal brand sense. Virtual "Oooh!" Live Streaming is fucking stupid and to be honest sounds more like gooner posting, VOLS just makes me think of VOMS and miss Pikamee's design, and seeing that history of their attempt at e-sports seems like they're just forcing normies to try to git gud at slop. I'm sure this one will last!

If a mod has no life, they are automatically a timebomb, no exceptions whatsoever.

Terminally online chuds shouldn't have any rights, let alone power.

 

[Shuba]

In an hour, the Oozora Police Chief and her Deputy Rat will return to arrest the Holo girls for their degenerate crimes over the year


Whether they actually arrest anyone or get arrested themselves, we'll have to find out.

Suspicious persons that could be a danger for the reasons below:

Botan: Potential pedophile
Chloe: Doing blowjobs on streams
Gigi: Shilling League of Legends

Looking forward to next year after Subaru gets out of jail

 

[Bronze]

Won't quote frz since these are pretty trivial but some additional info about VOLS
-They are a 2-view corp. They are decently active in SEA and attend some cons in west as far as I know. Their gen 2 sub numbers are equal to gen 1.5 already. You can see them in big collabs from time to time, otherwise they weren't really noticeable.

-They have a gen 1.5 with 3 members, one of them an invader who got a new model(Angy Catto). She still has her indie twitch channel with same name, directly stating she's in VOLs in her about page. First 2 members debuted in Fall 2023, while Angy was announced around december and debuted in February 2024.

-They give weapons to their talents like VSPO. I like Minazuki Mana from them. She's not been streaming for few months. She took a hiatus before as well, around start of 2024, but they made an announcement for it unlike now. She's relatively active on her twitter, mostly retweets and sometimes replies. I hope she's doing ok.

Spoiler: Mana and Aria with weapons

-They made a statement against inappropriate messages before. No idea what triggered this response.

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-As for Tenko, she got terminated for botting and other "activities that compromised trust". Latter is concerning with recent statement, but i think Adora should be fine for now. I wasn't aware of them back then so no idea if it's true.

Spoiler: Tweet

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Don't have anything to put so here's Angy and Mikumi playing grounded

 

[El Rrata]

Suspicious persons that could be a danger for the reasons below:

Botan: Potential pedophile
Chloe: Doing blowjobs on streams
Gigi: Shilling League of Legends
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Looking forward to next year after Subaru gets out of jail

Officer Hakos apologizes for her superior's misgivings and promises Oozora Keisatsu will do better next year.

 

[ValkyrieAce]

Officer Hakos apologizes for her superior's misgivings and promises Oozora Keisatsu will do better next year.


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Counterpoint: Australian.

 

[MerryKusa]

Don't have anything to put so here's Angy and Mikumi playing grounded

thats just bunny iofi

 

[RestlessRain]

If a mod has no life, they are automatically a timebomb, no exceptions whatsoever.

Can we at least condemn the man after he's done something wrong? He already lives a life cursed as a janny.

 

[Willemshaven]

Highlights from NePoLaBo playing Uno.


Shion lied to her manager that she had squid ink and freaked her out.


Raora's dad wanted to explain to his colleagues what Raora does.


While talking about Fauna, Kobo brings up a little song she made for Aqua.

 

[USS IOWA]

Oh yeah not Raora is posting art.

 

[Sky Shouter]

Anyway, Lisa's gonna hit a karaoke... uhh... soon? She's late

Someone send Lisa some oranges, it's as if she's literally always suffering from a head cold

Is this what the zoomers call “w rizz”?

Eye cleanser: an animated version of Dooby singing Padoru in "Spanish" (actually still in Japanese)


Kinda disappointed tbf, it wouldn't be a real Spanish Padoru unless we got an Asylum chorus led by our favorite Latinx @NeneHATE while this plays in the background



Edit: "Boss, I can't stream, I'll be disabled"



Sakana: "What kind of disability?"

Remi: "The food stamp kind, because I'll be BROWN"

Genuine ear cleanser: Jelly singing "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"

 

[VSoyBoy]

New cover by VShojoJP's Hotaru:

Also, Michi's new cover will premiere in about 90 mins:

 

[lakyus]

SUPER MECHE is playing Sexy Parodius (Sega Saturn port)

 

[Smelliest007]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1ho2h1p/ironmouse_signed_our_get_well_card_for_aliceixia/

Looks like Mouse caved and signed the card seems like she wasn't too busy after all

Whose sleep is more destructive? Proctor or Mouse?

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Everyone SHUT UP because my wife and @superduper just released a cover

It's been a good day for Rie, she was mentioned twice in the Kaleido collab as a sempai who the members could look up to.