General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[John Vtuber👁️]

Non perishables work best for niche merch. Chocolate kinda works if they have cold storage available in that warehouse but otherwise. Hard candies might work tho imagine the taste of mold in those annoying plastic wrappers.

Meemaw Brand Hard Candies, yeah, that would work

As for chocolate bars, there are shipping solutions that, now that I think about it, fishman may not want to utilize until their supply chain is capable of shipping within a reasonable timeframe, so put a pin on that for now

 

[Seth]

Well, that took an awkward turn.

 

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Its okay
I am just going to edit more memes with Lapu Horns in order to vanish these demons out of this land
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KRILLIN HATE

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I still think Phase Chocolate Bars and Confectionaries would sell gangbusters, not even Sakana likes Coffee

Or even Phase Hot Chocolate Mix, different flavorings for different talents, less difficult to prepare on the user-end than grinding coffee beans

Vox Akuma Lollipops.

Not Phase, I know, but you can't tell me they wouldn't ruin the Chinese economy.

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

Meemaw Brand Hard Candies, yeah, that would work

As for chocolate bars, there are shipping solutions that, now that I think about it, fishman may not want to utilize until their supply chain is capable of shipping within a reasonable timeframe, so put a pin on that for now

Why would you do food of all things? You don’t have to come with contend with shipping food or the small chance someone gets sick off of it.

Alternatively, you could make candles in the style of the ones with the pope on them. You could theme it around something like stained glass as a central motif for each girl but commission each piece from a different artist so the candles have scent and art variety. The part about the a scents writes itself and I bet people will have fun brainstorming different scents let alone the actual customer experience of getting one.

Candles don’t really expire in the supply chain like food can. Pretty sure candles are higher margin. They are still consumable if someone wanted to get more of the same one. Hell, you could even run a Willy Wonka style golden ticket promo that lets a viewer win a 5 minute chat with the person on the candle to spur demand.

It’s so easy, why am I not merchandising lead of Phase Connect…

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Why would you do food of all things? You don’t have to come with contend with shipping food or the small chance someone gets sick off of it.

Alternatively, you could make candles in the style of the ones with the pope on them. You could theme it around something like stained glass as a central motif for each girl but commission each piece from a different artist so the candles have scent and art variety. The part about the a scents writes itself and I bet people will have fun brainstorming different scents let alone the actual customer experience of getting one.

Candles don’t really expire in the supply chain like food can. Pretty sure candles are higher margin. They are still consumable if someone wanted to get more of the same one. Hell, you could even run a Willy Wonka style golden ticket promo that lets a viewer win a 5 minute chat with the person on the candle to spur demand.

It’s so easy, why am I not merchandising lead of Phase Connect…

this sounds like a good idea until one of the talents puts in a request for vagina scented candles

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

This poor woman can't catch a break this yea

Spoiler: P

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

this sounds like a good idea until one of the talents puts in a request for vagina scented candles

didnt Lia want pussy perfume?

nvm she actually got it, scent of anime pussy or someth

So a Tenma

alchohol scented

Shiina

scent of dust

Airi nice

milk scent

 

[Awoogers]

I remember @Awoogers when he joined. He was this wholesome happy guy that would thirst post from time to time just like every seafag and would tell everyone how Rin is amazing. Is this what the pippa thread does to a nigga? From wholesome to telling people to commit sudoku? People grow up so fast man.


@La+ de Central Norte YOU BETTER STAY THE SAME PENDEJO

When you see reticules post on a regular your body forces you to


I fucking swear I'm becoming a vegan due to this fucker and I don't even eat my greens like a fucking African citizen

I was basically hiding my power level and is trying my hardest not to drop slurs unprovoked basically

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

you could make candles

So a Tenma, Shiina and Airi nice, scented candle, and all of the other ones just smell like rotting garbage or a moldy room?

 

[Seth]

Interesting collab there



Werent they from the same corpo on their PL?

 

[Johnny Jambalaya]

this sounds like a good idea until one of the talents puts in a request for vagina scented candles

If you’re Sakana you can just overrule them or maybe even not. I guarantee you something like that would sell. I even thought of another benefit of candles in that it’s easier for fans to post about them online. You can take a picture of your cup of coffee with the decorated bag behind it but that is nothing compared to people posting shrines using the candles or praying to them.

 

[Awoogers]

Interesting collab there



Werent they from the same corpo on their PL?

Iirc Pandora and chapipi are from the same wave in tsunderia

Correct me if I'm wrong on that

 

[Kalion]

Iirc Pandora and chapipi are from the same wave in tsunderia

Correct me if I'm wrong on that

Cyberlive.

 

[Horo7618]

but that is nothing compared to people posting shrines using the candles or praying to them.

 

[Seth]

Cyberlive.

Yeah makes more sense since lumi was never part of tsunderia. Now were they both part of the hate clique?

 

[Kalion]

Yeah makes more sense since lumi was never part of tsunderia. Now were they both part of the hate clique?

Pandora/Aura was. Chapipi/Roca stayed out of it seemingly entirely. Lumi has even shilled Chapipi and raided her in the past.

 

[Bernkastel]

We may need a Twitter insanity thread

He follows a lot of jewcorp girls

https://twitter.com/Owl199901/following

Spoiler: Prepare for the insanity

These replies though. This account seems to have been made for this specific purpose. There seems to be a new generation of terminally online en vtuber fans since 2021-2022 who think unicorn sperging is some form of Japanese culture that needs to be respected. Always wondered why the /inf/ general in /vt/ is so pro-unicorn and deluded itself into thinking Kronii hates males because she is feminist.

 

[lakyus]

Pandora/Aura was. Chapipi/Roca stayed out of it seemingly entirely. Lumi has even shilled Chapipi and raided her in the past.

Pandora was in the clique but no proof of egregious shitting on Lumi on her part ever surfaced. I researched her a bit when she was popping up in Amiya's chat - they are acquainted

 

[Zinnaha]

We may need a Twitter insanity thread
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https://twitter.com/Owl199901/following

Spoiler: Prepare for the insanity

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These replies though. This account seems to have been made for this specific purpose.

This is the kind of person that probably got so mindbroken knowing Fauna has a bf/fiance before debut that their sole purpose is to hate on male interaction.