General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Awoogers]

She sounds cute, going off that clip.

She is

Totally not biased at all

 

[CalciumAnimal]

so its a brawler, samurai and a kunoichi?

claude is basically coded as a martial class holder because of his claws

edit: ok i was actually stupid its cleric swordmaster and kunoichi

how the fuck is claude a cleric a battle cleric?

Monks (aka brawlers) In JRPG's specifically have a long stories history of also being White Mages Remember Sabin suplexing the train? Everyone forgets Sabin's other job is to spam Chakra once he get's it.They also carry alot of religious connotations due to religion and martial arts being hand in hand to most people over there.

So because Martial Artist's are already considered capable of doing things like purging evil ghosts and imbuing their Ki into things/people Cleric is an accurate descriptor.

This also awnsers your battle claw question as well I think Gauntlets are fairly typical weapons for brawler types.

RE; Nijidebuts:
The dude looks like abject shit, it's like they looked at tempus and said "How can we make our design even more flamboyant and ridiculous?", that coat makes him look like he's tiny and his name is another Niji engrish cringer.

Nah they looked at Colress and how many girls simp for him.

Spoiler: D&D sperging

War Domain Cleric with Level 1 feat at character creation, takes the Fighting Initiate feat and selects Fighting Style: Unarmed so he's dealing 1d8+Str from the start of the game and utterly shitting on the nerd that chose Monk level 1 and gets stuck with 1d4+Str damage from Martial Arts class feature, and the Monk doesn't even get d8 damage until level fucking 11.

Even with a mid stat spread or basic array you can get decent fight stats, thick in Str for the big hits, big in Con for the extra HP per level, a 13 or 14 in Dex is fine since you can do all your clapping in Halfplate while the virgin Monk loses class abilities if they wear anything heavier than a puffy vest. A real Chad of God though will style on them by rolling hot fire for stats (given by the grace of God no doubt) and having +4 on Dex and Str so you can bust out the Dempsey Roll mid fight. But wait, there's more! Along with being part of the God Squad your devotion to a deity and their tenets as a clergyman means you get Divine magic so not only are you already outperforming the idiot in robes that didn't learn cantrips (like an idiot) by already slapping goblins harder than he can from the outset but you can cast cantrips like Guidance (to give him divine assistance to learn he fucked up his life path), Light (because he's a Variant Human normie bitch and doesn't have low-light or darkvision), Thaumaturgy (so you can yell over his panicked cries for help when he starts getting clowned by wolves), Sacred Flame (to deny them the kills they don't deserve to claim from a greater range than they can move to the next target). You even get full leveled spells like Command (you're so in with your God that you can tell literally anyone what to do and they are FORCED to obey), Sanctuary (Gay Baby Jail: The Spell as long as they sit still and don't try to fight), Healing Word (so they can't say you never do anything for them) and Guiding Bolt (because the retard can't roll for shit and keeps missing even though they've got +6 on their attack rolls, presuming the target survives 4d6 radiant damage in a level 1 encounter).

The claw comes in because unfortunately, Clerics don't get class features that make their unarmed strikes automatically count as magical for overcoming resistances or material weaknesses, but you sure as shit can get gauntlets enchanted, capped with cold iron finger blades and silver knuckle studs. Once that dumbass Monk catches up to your damage die at level 11 that you've had since level 1, you may think it'll even out, but I ain't seen no Monk that can cast Flame Strike. Best they can do is if they're a Four Elements loser and even then it's only Fireball, and if they think they're flexing by being able to cast that at level 11 the Wizard is averting their gaze trying not to make eye contact out of embarrassment because they've been able to do that for 6 levels themselves and can prepare that shit 7 times a day by now and the Monk can only do that twice before they're spent.

... I zoned out there for a second. What was I saying? Oh, right, battle claw on a cleric. So, War Domain-

Meanwhile the Wizard get's more useful spells Hold/Charm Person Dominate Mirror Image Blur Invisibility Web Gust of Wind. Or let's be honest the cleric and wizard are best friends because Enlarge makes them Scary and Reduce makes them Scared.

Then again you seem to be going off BG3 so i'm not sure how good those spells are there.

 

[Cubanodun]

So going for the new Nijers member info

Claude: his dad is a odd ball, worked on FGO and is for some reason followed by several Hololivers and their moms, like Mika, Wada and Pako, odd that with all those connections he ended on Nijeria and not on Hololive

Victoria Brightshield: Nijeria could not get Yoshida so they got the second best thing, the lead designer of characters of Nier reincarnation, i thought for a second her dad was SWAV but no

Kunai Nakasato: never heard of her Mom but she must have a yuge portfolio because her follow list is full of Holos to the point that even Shinove followed her when he was active and A chan, not only that Karen follow her in both her accounts

Edit: Karen follow her because she did the illustration for a tons of songs she has done

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

I really feel sorry for Shiori's manager.

 

[frz]

HoloEN usually had at least 1-2 big names to act as the ringer, hoping their fanbases would hop over and watch other talents. In Hololive EN, Gura's PL was far bigger than anyone else's. Irys's PL cover of Renai Circulation remains the de facto cover and they made her a Vsinger. Council had Mumei's PL. Meanwhile Advent was just super stacked with everyone there being established names. Had Project: Hope not fallen apart, I would not be surprised if Nerissa were to be labeled another Vsinger.

Advent wasnt really that stacked. Shiori was the first big en vtuber but she struggled later on in her career and disappeared into a corner of bilibili, shilling for chink spare coins and everyone thought her career was donezo. Fuwamoco got all the hype purely because some redditors saw their name but never watched their stream and they are now a fan who always longed for their come backs (and the flip rabbit being one of them), they hit 15k total subscriber before they got canned, Bijou was a 2-view nobody.

Nerissa did come off with a huge music portfolio but her m0moki streaming persona didnt garner much views.

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

If someone wanted to know why Lap doesnt have that much money its because her mother gets some and her accountant also helps to manage it
LAPU MAMA LOVE
TAXES HATE
Good Night

 

[Superduper Samurai]

BASED
BASED

 

[agility_]

I'm impressed Zaion isn't hastily drawn over with marker in that image

They just don't care, which is the default state of anyone streaming under nijisanji until you either make a name or drop off the Earth.

 

[RiverBear]

WTF is with those new Nijis.
Is the management trying to cheap out of supporting them by giving them Xbox microphones

 

[hylic]

omg yes it's happening

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

WTF is with those new Nijis.
Is the management trying to cheap out of supporting them by giving them Xbox microphones

Like niji would ever give anybody anything. Niji probably took their good mics away for sonar on the yacht.

 

[Abomination]

Submitted for the approval of The Asylum Society, I call this story:

 

[RiverBear]

NijiCure is no longer but a dream

EDIT:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[soap suds]

Enna's internet is still not working.

 

[Anime Fan]

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Advent wasnt really that stacked. Shiori was the first big en vtuber but she struggled later on in her career and disappeared into a corner of bilibili, shilling for chink spare coins and everyone thought her career was donezo. Fuwamoco got all the hype purely because some redditors saw their name but never watched their stream and they are now a fan who always longed for their come backs (and the flip rabbit being one of them), they hit 15k total subscriber before they got canned, Bijou was a 2-view nobody.

Nerissa did come off with a huge music portfolio but her m0moki streaming persona didnt garner much views.

Going by "views" alone is a pretty retarded metric especially when in the next sentience you admit GGN Sisters had much more reach outside of their their streams (kinda like how everyone Knew Pikamee even if they didn't watch her) Meyers views were never going to be Big on her own as shes mostly a singer (aka you come to watch the songs not her)

Both are in a seemingly better place in hololive but don't act like they were not Stacked and i'm focusing only on those two because i know them better

 

[Scoots]

I have it on good authority that Mozu was sadgirling about the Oceane firing in a members stream

"her friend got fired, and started causing drama about it, and people believed it.
That Mozu can't address any of it, clear her name, or make peace with her former friend without all manner of legal issues.
That Mozu understands that people hate her.
She's just frustrated that the drama will never die and people won't move on.
She said she still wishes nothing but happiness and success for the girl, and she still can't just let it go.
She hopes she can find peace."

I'm not aware of Zoey causing any drama lately

Maybe something for someone to investigate

I find myself wondering why Mozu would want to make peace with someone who allegedly doxxed her genmates? Makes me think whatever Zoey did was not so bad after all

@God's Strongest Mozumite thoughts?

 

[46gumi]

NijiCure is no longer but a dream

I legit forgot this dude is an artist/animator because all I've been seeing from him recently is Holocure stuff.

Spoiler: Also

 

[Sankisei]

Awww isnt she the most cutest menhera ever?
She can sue me everyday

 

[Netscaper]

Perms got obliterated because she mentioned Kojima during the MGS1 stream.

Spoiler

(this is a jork)

You joke, but we are talking about the company that tried to memory hole and prohibited Kojima from attending awards AFTER firing him.