General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[Security]

Phase Connect on the rise! Slow and steady wins the race!

EDIT: I remember someone saying that NijisanjiEN still blows Phase out of the water. While a couple of the homos may dominate, the average number of viewers here now has Phase and NijiEN on par with each other. Suck it!

 

[Shuba]

August may be exploding, but today is Towa's birthday


Her birthday live will be in an hour. With a great guest list of Mio, Bae, Nene, Fubuki, Zeta and VSPO's Hinano:


And a bonus members live afterwards.

 

[Limkin]

Because crowbarring your boyfriend into the vtuber sphere has yielded such fantastic results, hasn't it, Mouse? Did you really run out of friends to backdoor into Vshojo already that you need this bullshit stunt for attention?

Why don't you commission like 20 more models and fuck off?

It's not attention, it's because the new hires are not her lapdogs who would do everything she says, and there is a non-zero chance they will slowly and subtly remove her and her lackeys instead if they think it would be better for them. If vshojo continues to hire popular graduates you would have two very distinct groups - her and the orbiters who owe their position to her, against the new people who got it on their own and have no reason to support her. She feels rightfully threatened and is trying to remedy it by creating a group that is entirely dependent on her

 

[MornLurker]

She was there when the gates were built man.
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You're all overreacting a bit much, chances are your oshi was a fleshstreamer once.

The problem with Mouse despite her being one of the VTuber pioneers is that she's way too intertwined with the faggy EN Twitch scene down to its flesh streamer community that's prone to making shitty drama every few weeks, people will look at Mouse and the community surrounding her then concludes the VTuber scene isn't any different from any random e-thots scene and privacy be damned. While the other side of the coins is the pure VTuber kayfabe grind that oftentimes refuses to be associated with their IRL looks.
Doesn't matter if you started your VTubing career in the early years or if you were a flesh streamer once or whatever, once you started pandering to the side of crowds that don't mind the flesh side of the streamer please don't be surprised when a horde of people began demanding the same towards other VTubers even though the main point of VTubing itself lies on the model they piloted just because "This big streamer is okay with it".

 

[the gnome conspiracy]

>first post was aggressively demanding threadmarks before we had the means to add them
>second was a few weeks later talking about the mafumafu/korekore
>disappears for over half a year, only to come back subtly asking for a porn spoonfeed

Brother, just do your reps.


This time next week we'll be scrolling past three screens' worth of announcements in Proctor's list before being able to see the thread.

I don't want links, I was just curious. I know that in Matsuri's case it isn't even for money like Noel, she just gets drunk and horny on twitcast sometimes while streaming as her roommate.

Also it'd be funny if it turned out that one of the more straight arrow talents were into that kind of thing.

 

[UberSoldat]

Jorunna plays Sonic Heroes


Imma start shilling this guy too


Some of you remember him as the Arab vtuber who uploads his Quran readings to Youtube who was posted here a while back. Turns out he's on Twitch too.

 

[Willemshaven]

hololive ARK Server (2024) - Extra
First day - Last day​

Stuff I couldn't add to my previous posts due to the edit grace period running out for them.

Additions and corrections:

• Day 1:
  • I totally missed that Subaru got her Mammoth on Day 1. I was only able to make note of it on the Day 3 post.
• Day 2:
  • Okayu's Argentavis was named "Blue Bruised Balls".
  • Mio's Argentavis was named "Sunflower Sunshine☆Chick Squad".
• Day 4:
  • Subaru's first Pteranodon was named "Subakid".
  • Aki and a few others went on an expedition to caves for Wyvern eggs in the latter hours of the day. The expendition was a success.
  • There was another expedition to get sulphur for the daily mission and additional eggs. It was during this expedition that Subaru's Subakid died.
    • It was during these expeditions that Polka and Fubuki's burned through a bunch of Pteranodons.
    • Despite the setbacks, the expedition was another success. One of the eggs hatched a Magasamar, which would eventually be Towa's "Eren".
• Day 5:
  • It took three attempts for Subaru to get pregnant.
• Day 6:
  • The penguin Kanade showed off was brought in by Kanata. This penguin turned out to have died.

Spoiler: Additional clips

Day 1:
Chloe uses a soundboard of her to talk. Also, the "hello" key is the same as Steam's screenshot key.


3D animation of the Alpha T-Rex chase.


Aqua was minding her own business only for an Alpha Raptor to attack her.


Aqua helped Sora get her first tame.


Kanata talked to Lamy and Koyori in separate voice chats.


Subaru highlights of Days 1 and 2.


Day 2:
Footage of Aqua dragging Ao's body.


Day 3:
Roboco got defeated by fish.


The Carcharodontosaurus hunt.


Subaru highlights of Days 3 and 4.


Day 4:
Haachama and Roboco play around with Gasbags.


Roboco gives a ride to Towa on a Gasbag.


Kanata was late to the raid.


Day 5:
Kanata got stuck in an animation loop, plus bonus We Will FAQ.


Miko riding with Pekora.


Day 6:
Longer clip of Noel talking about Subaru and Flare getting pregnant.


Day 7:
Aqua's POV of the final battle and ending.


Miscellaneous:
Aki talks about some behind the scenes and other stuff during her time on holoARK.

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And that should be all I have left. I'm going to eventually get around to doing such a post for my hololive Minecraft Hardcore recap series as well.

Edit: Added another clip.
Edit 2: Added more clips.
Edit 3: Added some tame names.
Edit 4: Expanded upon the Day 4 events.
Edit 5: Added more clips.

 

[The Scream Guy]

White woman jumpscare


Rough day for Hololive fans. First Aqua graduates and now we find out Calli is no longer fat.

I no longer love fat bitches. Forgive me chat

Also get fucked Hex Haywire you will not be missed. Go deepthroat your dildo asset you fucking freakazoid. Sayu wins again

Also also: Saw some images where Taiga is contemplating suicide (not based) and calling nux and marina pedos (very based). Can anyone confirm these are real? Taiga went private and I'm not in their discord. If Taiga kills themselves, I am going to

 

[Sky Shouter]

Endearing clip from the weird thunder bunny



TL;DW: Clara was a tomboy growing up, and when she was young she had a voice that made her sound like a boy

One day, she went tobogganing and was approached by a mom who wanted to settle an argument between her sons as to her sex

That apparently traumatized Clara so much, she decided to become a more girly, and when she did a bunch of the boys who used to bully her started crushing on her

TOMBOY

 

[Egg the Boiled]

Oh no

Why couldn't flesh streamers just apply to the auditions like everyone else?

 

[Dawifet]

Garlic returns?

 

[Awoogers]

She was there when the gates were built man.
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You're all overreacting a bit much, chances are your oshi was a fleshstreamer once.

yeah and theres a reason why sora is widely known as a goddess and her as just a twitchigger with a disease

just because she was there when the gates were built doesnt mean that she helped in making said gate if ever she just opened it for the rats to come in and now look at the whore to chuuba ratio on twitch not even counting the countless fucking grifters and Yamanbas that she shoehorned into the industry alone

theres a reason why we see the heavenly kings,natsumi moe,PPH,JKgumi and many others in a positive light and its because they added so much life to the otherwise infant industry that was vtubing back in those days that you could say that their actions helped shape vtubing to what it was today

now do that on the bubble rat and youd hardly see any shit that she does that actually benefited on the overall twitch vtuber scene if ever what she added were reaction streams,collabs with streamers and many others that are otherwise something that contradicts what vtubing is

 

[Svarog]

Rica Chained together with Yuka Hiragi and Azumi Waki


clip tax
Pico meet dog and Patches.


Eri is trying to tell us something.

 

[Svarog]

And sorry for doubleposting, but I don't want to mix funny and serious topics in one post.
Maybe it's nothinburger idk. But is it normal for Holoive to release ads like this?

 

[Seth]

So uh..... yeah why does this shit always happen to doki?

 

[Xuhle]

I missed this and don't think I've seen it mentioned yet, but Naki, ex-prism girl, has came back from her hiatus about last month.

 

[frz]

So far we've lost people from 3 of the big 5: Nijisanji, Hololive, and Idol, so who wants to bet on losing someone from Phase and Vshojo to make it full circle? (Yeah I know idol and Phase are not as big, but they're more popular than... V&U and First stage?)

Vshojo is already a retirement house. What are they gonna do to graduate from vshojo? Retire even harder?
Nazuna happened but she was a cooking nuclear bomb and gunrun might have caught winds of it.

Phase Connect on the rise! Slow and steady wins the race!

EDIT: I remember someone saying that NijisanjiEN still blows Phase out of the water. While a couple of the homos may dominate, the average number of viewers here now has Phase and NijiEN on par with each other. Suck it!

Note that their numbers are high because of the JP market & 3D debut. The real number a bit lower than that. Melocco in particular is doing a lot of heavy lifting, she has 10% of the entire branch watch hours and also the 5th highest in CCV, and she mainly streams in Japanese.
If you exclude the 3D streams & Melocco, NijiEN's average CCV is actually 636. Phase blew them the fuck out of the water in CCV. They are only higher in watch time because there are so many of them.
NUMBERFAGGING TIME.

Honestly I have more fun with the names than the numbers. Don't know what to do with Maria & Petra though.
The other chart have 59k more watch hours since they counted the NijiEN main channel which I excluded.

 

[Seoleim]

Time is a circle.

How the heck does a pet dox you? That's baffling. Then again I know nothing about this lady so for all I know she has a parrot that knows her full name and address.

 

[Bronze]

How the heck does a pet dox you? That's baffling. Then again I know nothing about this lady so for all I know she has a parrot that knows her full name and address.

Kinito pet is one of those "breaking the 4th wall" games. I think it shows device location(or some other info from your computer) at some point. She probably didn't turn the streamer mode on or check the proper settings. Allegedly it warns and asks at the start.

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He may company

 

[Eureka]

CCHIKO__ Is live with an art stream today, she might play a game later as well.