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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

USS IOWA

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 22, 2022

Euthyphro

Certified Awatistic
Joined:  Dec 22, 2023
The running mascara though :MozumiPichi::


It's just Ayu and Navi who are on VSMP right now, but they're fun:



And I just barely missed the Idol ENdless off-collab karaoke:
 

The Proctor

Manager Arc Unlocked?
Staff member
Lovebug Proctologist
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
I often find myself thinking, "this vtuber is playing it up and must be pretending". Sometimes I hope they're just pretending.

Never do I hope a vtuber is just pretending as much as I do with Wemi.

I wash my waterbottle out with hot water and soap/washing-up liquid every 3-4 uses. Probably still not enough overall. Most people never even think about this kind of thing.
 

Sankisei

HOLOLIVE SAIKYO
Joined:  Feb 23, 2023
The only thing that will fix her is a straight jacket and a lengthy stay at a Psych Ward
Psych Ward?
You fucking fool. The most effective method of taming a wild menhera is impregnating her. Just think about it. First you dominate and break her with mindblowing nakadashi sex. teaching her that in the end she's just a woman, to be owned and used by a superior, stronger man, and she won't be able to help but love the feeling and pleasure. Then the pregnancy itself physically weakens and inhibits her, preventing her from committing any more stupid shit. Then the pregnancy forcibly reprograms her brain chemistry to make her more gentle and nurturing. And then finally when she gives birth and holds her baby in her arms she'll realize nothing in the world could ever be more important than loving and taking care of her child, and never think twice about doing anything evil again. And you will be cemented in her mind as a beacon of hope that showed her how wonderful life as a wife and mother could be, loyally bonding her to you for life.
 

frz

Well-known member
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
Some more info about this Variance Project (VarPro?) corpo:

They're an EU (Dutch) company based on their FAQ (replies to the Tweet say there's a LinkedIn, but I haven't found it yet):

Their audition FAQs talk about "transparency", but I appreciate the expectation-setting they provide

Q: Do you pay your talent
A: HOW DARE YOU ASK US SUCH QUESTION? WE ENSURE YOU THEY ARE NOT ONLY PAID IN SUPERCHAT, they are also paid during sponsorship
:confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba:
So basically they don't have a salary and will be taking cut from their talents streaming revenue. Also no mention of merch. I hope it is their forgetting for this answer rather than not paying their talent at all. The passive aggressiveness is also weird as fuck.

Q: what do you actually offer?
A: We are the virtue of transparency and will disclose everything... To our contracted, nda-signed vtubers. We aint telling you shit.
:confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba::confusedshuba:
That's not how being transparent work. You are just disclosing contract term to someone who's getting contracted. The fuck do you mean. :dandanl:

Edit: I changed my mind. Too much lying and playing with words this early. These guys are too slimy for my taste. I think they will crash and burn. :laplusgun:
 
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Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Psych Ward?
You fucking fool. The most effective method of taming a wild menhera is impregnating her. Just think about it. First you dominate and break her with mindblowing nakadashi sex. teaching her that in the end she's just a woman, to be owned and used by a superior, stronger man, and she won't be able to help but love the feeling and pleasure. Then the pregnancy itself physically weakens and inhibits her, preventing her from committing any more stupid shit. Then the pregnancy forcibly reprograms her brain chemistry to make her more gentle and nurturing. And then finally when she gives birth and holds her baby in her arms she'll realize nothing in the world could ever be more important than loving and taking care of her child, and never think twice about doing anything evil again. And you will be cemented in her mind as a beacon of hope that showed her how wonderful life as a wife and mother could be, loyally bonding her to you for life.
Either that or she stabs you after you nut in her and it wasnt even enough to get her pregnant anyways
tough gamble
 

Nenélove

Menace of the Asylum
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Some more info about this Variance Project (VarPro?) corpo:

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They're an EU (Dutch) company based on their FAQ (replies to the Tweet say there's a LinkedIn, but I haven't found it yet):
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These are the factions listed on their website:
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The concept reminds me of Phase Wars somewhat:
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At least the timeline on their website seems realistic:
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Their audition FAQs talk about "transparency", but I appreciate the expectation-setting they provide. This is more info than most fly-by-night corpos care to provide:
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Their website lists HoshiLive Productions, a defunct US-based VTuber company, as a partner:
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They're looking for storywriters, which is interesting. I guess this will be a kayfabe-heavy corpo:
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"Story Characters" are not the same thing as talents, though they are supposed to inhabit a shared universe.
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Their presskit has a few story characters:
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They have a presskit for all their stuff on the website:
Don't know what to think of this one, interesting concept as a story-heavy corpo. I suppose something like VTubers + DnD might describe what they're trying to do. At the very least, they aren't first-timers and claim to have gone through a learning curve with their first attempt as Digilive.

What a bunch of nonsense tbh, wasn't merrynigga going to do something like this and REVOLUTIONIZE VTUBING!!!11!1!! too? Where did that end up?
All of these small corpos that have sprung up since 2020 seem to misunderstand vtubing in some way or another, how many times will we have to remark that nobody gives a shit about lore?

I guess the market is so saturated at this point that we're just throwing shit at the wall until it sticks, a practice also known as "finding your niche" when people try to make it sound nice and more than a pure game of RNG with the algorithm.
 

Pencilfreak

OG Pomu fan and former nijisister
Joined:  Jan 23, 2024
What a bunch of nonsense tbh, wasn't merrynigga going to do something like this and REVOLUTIONIZE VTUBING!!!11!1!! too? Where did that end up?
All of these small corpos that have sprung up since 2020 seem to misunderstand vtubing in some way or another, how many times will we have to remark that nobody gives a shit about lore?
They probably still think vtubing lore is what made Holo and Niji popular, so they copycat their test papers and think it will rake them profits lol. :dokiSmug:
 

Empty_Inbox

🏆 Thread Recap links are in my Profile Posts
Early Adopter
Deranged Archivist
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
The Virtual Asylum Thread Recap
Pages 4300-4350

Other Recap parts can be found [HERE]

Ᵽ PHC: Phase Connect
▷ HLO: Hololive
☆ HST: Holostars
◷ NIJ: Nijisanji
₪ IDL: Idol Corp
Ⓥ VSJ: VShojo
ⓘ INF: Highly informative



TVA got Threadmarks Pro installed, the first one goes to Void Scribas:
post | About Aviel's Twitter activity in the context of various Idol projects seemingly on hold/canceled



Discussion on Trump assassination attempt continues
post | Ᵽ PHC | Reminder - Pippa played JFK Reloaded
post | Don't forget 9/11 Microsoft Flight Simulator streams
post | Parasi talks about recent events

post | Godzilla1984 watchalong - President Biden addresses the nation. Actually he plans a whole week of politsperging watchalongs
post | Proctor is back with a seething Vtweeters stream

***


post | ▷ HLO | Discussion on HoloGra title languages, possible region specific titles, what it means for Bilibili partnership
post | It is an autotranslation
post | Nope, just Hololive not preparing Chinese titles after the Bilibili event
post | The newest episode has no Simplified Chinese captions at all, yet Traditional Chinese is available


post | Chio's schedule, several collabs including one with Pippa and Aoi

post | ☆ HST | Astel's thoughts about Aki's Vsaikyo team
Also Rena's 5th anniversary 3D concert

post | About a song Pomu released back in Nov 2023 on another channel



post | ▷ HLO | LaPlus gets a new outfit
post | Kiara's watching the UEFA finals. Pippa Pebblesworth and Reina Ronronea‬ are watching it too
post | Botan is taking a 2-week break

post | About the phrase "get along like a house on fire"
post | Anya threatens fans with Roblox perms possibility
post | Raora's schedule, Membership is coming up

post | Suu confirms that no period scare was caused by stress, not by getting laid
post | We cannot rule out the immaculate conception
post | Later - A prayer to the merciful, glorious God with a sense of humor
post | Reminder - One of her most notable zomrade recently left the world
post | Also she was evicted

post | Moona posts another Universal Music Studios logo on the wall, this time Harajuku devision
post | Airani Iofifteen 2024 Birthday 3D Live



post | Beribug is now debuting her new permanent model with a lot of new assets


post | Lottie is returning after her vacation
Also Otachan came back after over a year of inactivity
Recommendation - Lorekeeper Meerah



post | Ⓥ VSJ | Charity reward of gaming session together with Ironmouse and CDawgVA is massively popular
post | About top donors
post | Later - Some trolls are causing issues for the auction
post | More about that, people skewing the numbers with fake bids, reactionaries and slop outlets use the doctored numbers to rage bait
post | Reasons why anyone would donate so much



post | Ᵽ PHC | Phase Connect fighting tournament announced, Idol Showdown is the game. Phase will post multiple talent sprites with stats
post | Later - Rie is apparently working with one of the devs
post | It is the first project she "spearheaded all on her own"

post | Airi with a guerilla 2 year Anniversary celebration. She talked about the incident, confirms she got hit by a truck. Her black company still demands her to go to work
post | The black company is called CJ Logistics, info of earlier dox

post | Lumi's 3rd Anniversary is coming up
post | Pico with English only challenge stream
post | Sexy Nasa, god damn! Screenshots



post | Small corpo Yume+ is having a Dreams Come True concert with their talents
post | VAllure talent Mercy is doing a watchalong


post | Rowa/Eimi off collab Q&A

post | Reincarnation - Relia Lace is Salmon Lordette

post | Nyana is nearing 30k subs

post | Needy Girl Overdose got an update - you can now create custom KAngel streams in-game

post | Mythos's Ares attended a Nickelback concert

post | VSpo's Ichinose Uruha had one of her outfits updated

post | Clio Aite with a stream on Dark Ages. Former history teacher is in her element

post | Sawa's new schedule. Also a clip of a vtuber screeming CONCHATUMADRE

post | The remaining Honeystrap members (Saionji Mary, Sekishiro Mico, and Shimamura Charlotte) with their sixth year anniversary



post | ▷ HLO | JapanExpo was a huge success, organizers want them back and bigger next year
Also a little historical fact about JapanExpo - le retard de Vox Akuma
post | Clip - Matsuri's Twitcast talking about performing at bilibili Macro Link with Kobo
post | Matsuri's tweet about having a good time at BML

post | Suisei cooks a Filipino dish
post | Pekora's new summer outfit
post | Miko's announcement - a special 3D stream with guests and a live performance

post | Mori Calliope's short "my friends are go-getters too!" starts a discussion on relationships within HoloEN, including managers
post | Rrat - Kiara is a clique leader in HoloEN, using her power to make a branch more efficient
post | Reminder - Jenma, who started as Kiara's manager and is really close to her, became lead manager for EN



post | ◷ NIJ | Some NijiEN livers, small corpo vtubers and indies collab with Crab Game
post | First Kunai POV stream in 2 months
post | Obsydia celebrates its third Anniversary with merch



post | Rage Street Fighter event, Botan, Aruran and couple of other vtubers. Notably, Botan is in the team of Shinji, who shat on Rikka as the host of SF6 tournament

post | Sera Kesera's monetization stream

post | Debut - Clotho/Fate of Mythos and her sisters - 2 sock puppets, literally


post | ₪ IDL | Idol Weekly hasn't been updated since March
post | Idol Alert hasn't updated in three weeks
post | Question - Have they actually actually considered doing idol activities?


post | Mega translation clips, Hololive Cops and Robbers, Nijisanji eight part documentary of Furen in the NijiGTA server, JP clipper of Pippa

post | JorunnaV has debuted her low-poly model with Megaman Legends


post | Info about V&U, a korean ENVtuber agency
post | The state of EN vtuber sphere by frz
post | Small corpos


post | Ⓥ VSJ | Kson presents Tenga model and merch
post | Reminder - Coco's plug-in tail merch


post | ▷ HLO | Tenga followed Iofi
post | Tenga lore, those people are commited


post | Later - Kson post was featured on a top banner, users point out double standards with Kirsche
post | Kirsche's porno doujin link, for educational purposes only
post | There are other places where you can find it
post | A list of collab items


post | Giri is having a collab with Limealicious

post | MariMari_EN gets a happy Birthday from Scott Steiner

post | Nova Aokami with a thread on how to grow as a streamer

post | ☆ HST | Jurard wants to talk about something, possibly related to his recent membership stream clip getting leaked


post | Ⓥ VSJ | Zentreya wants to workshop and bankroll another vtuber's debut
post | Rrat - Yozora Mel is getting it


post | Reminder - Kiri was Shizukou, panda vtuber who failed by switching to coomerbait model
post | She is indeed from UK


post | Taiga collabing with globie again, Reina this time



post | ▷ HLO | Notes from Nayuta's stream, talking about her South Korea guest concert
post | DemonDice is voice acting in a game, voicing Akira Hibuki. Devs have an impressive list of credits
post | Archive - Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame - 【UNARCHIVED KARAOKE】 Toca Toca~!

post | Mori Calliope revealed her set list for her album with a bunch of guests
post | Lotus Juice is in
post | Later - Some people seeth about Mori Calliope's music, must be the day that ends in Y

post | Discussion on BradTaste and where to find more info
post | A brand new song announced, with Jean-Ken Johnny from MAN WITH A MISSION



post | Ⓥ VSJ | Henya got Covid again

post | Brown Woman update

post | About friends group Requiem, consisting of Shiki, Pina, Yura and Nia


post | Rima joins Mythic Talent, talks about what do they do
post | Notes from the stream


post | Ᵽ PHC | Lumi is going to debute a derpy 3D model with full body and face tracking
post | Uruka got OffKai gifts, going to do an unboxing stream
post | Remilia is a mold-drinking girlfailure of a Phase talent


post | Lisa is back

post | ixo-tan (ex Rurumi) is fleshposting


post | PixelLink announced a new batch of vtubers joining VSMP
post | A big VSMP shillpost


post | Clip - Mikeneko dancing in 3D




Nano (@Nanobites, ex Phase talent Fuura Yuri) comes into contact with TVA Discord
post | Nanobites tweets about adult men screenshoting her tweets and gossiping about her in a Discord server
post | Screenshots of allegedly adult men gossiping about her on a certain Discord server
post | Rrat - Green loli showed TVA to Nano

post | Nano joined the Groomcord
post | Her posts in there

post | Looks like Cubanodun was the one guy
post | From the man himself

post | About Kirsche Discord incident and how it colors TVA in the eyes of all vtubers in the earshot
post | Rrat - Yuri got in trouble because she started to hang out with Mean Girls of Cyberlive again

post | Request - Somewhere to catch up on Cyberlive lore. Answers with links follow
post | Cyberlive Discord screenshots
post | Counter - Yuri could've started hanging out with Lia and Rie instead

post | Question - Why she banned thhrang from her Discord?
post | He was unbanned apparently
post | Reminder - Nano talked about behind the scenes stuff, mentioned finding out her best friend being her biggest anti

post | Question - Did Chapipi ever gave reasons for her health related breaks?
post | About Pippa and Coni
post | Proctor with an example from a microcelebrity perspective - missing arm

Discussion on her past and present, and how the forum reacted to them. Bits and pieces scattered all over, I recommend to just read from the start

***




post | Brave Group is launching AStars production, a male-only agency focusing on SEA. First 4 talent wave to be revealed soon
post | Later - Debut link tweet features Thai language


post | ▷ HLO | bakwaNKrenyes posts a photo with other girls
post | Not Risu retweeted that photo

post | Recommendation - Comicdud, a fan animator
post | Pekora dreams to collab with Messi
post | Ina is back


post | miruku kumazuki (@MiruTheBear) posted an IRL swimsuit picture. Also about Proctor in her replies


post | ◷ NIJ | ₪ IDL | Twisty Katta collab
post | Twisty has a Twitch channel now
post | First Rosemi stream this month, Fall Guys. Also Kotoka shows signs of life. Also it's Iluna's 2nd Anniversary
post | Shabel Tonya with AX haul handcam stream


post | Kagura Mea, an OG vtuber vagueposted about retiring
post | She was not in a good mental space recently
post | About Kagura Mea's Bilibili issues, and related whiteknight issues


post | Dokibird with Mint are ready to make a special announcement together

post | Legal Mindset stream with SuliaDH, talking about vtuber art and models

post | Ⓥ VSJ | Matara collabs with Dodger/Dexbonus, who apparently has a vtuber model

post | About a surge of ESL clippers who sub the wrong English



post | Ᵽ PHC | Jelly with a suicide art. Says she is ok
post | Later - Well, she have a fever
post | Lumi gets a strange dono "...You don't seem to really focused on Vtubing "

post | Dizzy with an announcement. Edit: Apparently she quit her day job, going full time vtubing
post | Talks about Phase streamer house, Sakana is not having it
post | Clara announces Grease the one man show



post | Inis is about to have a noodle bath

post | Filian with another laxative stream

post | Nyaru with handcam

post | Bri booked a flight to the wrong Birmingham, VeXpo is in UK

post | Sleepy is not having a good time


post | Variance Project is announced, a vtuber agency dedicated to storytelling and talnt's growth
post | Seems like it is a re-brand of an old microcorpo Digilive
post | They have a presskit for all their stuff on the website
post | Doesn't inspire much trust


post | PixelLink's Miuna is holding a donothon for her back-to-school funds


post | Question - Has anyone heard of Takamura Takako? Discussion on Twitch' gifted subs
post | Info on her


post | Mikeneko tweets a request to stop asking questions about Hololive
post | Translation
post | Later - She posts a photo of her face, simp levels raise to dangerous degree


post | V&U's Spectra bans people who post spoilers in YouTube comments

post | Onolumi learns how small arms work. Also Legal Mindset on clippers, starts a discussion

post | Furi Ferntail's grandpa saw her case full of leather, garters and straps


post | Aka Virtual presents their awards throne - collection of YouTube Play Buttons
post | About their talent Akemi - used Shorts meta. Apparently CCV is pretty bad comparatively



post | ▷ HLO | Clip - Oda Nobuhime wanted to join Hololive
post | Interesting timing of the clipped moment
post | Yuniiho wanted to design a 2D model for Hololive

post | Nintendo World Championship is coming, Pekora, Luna, Korone and Okayu will be playing and it'll be hosted by Fubuki
post | Kobo and Altare announced for a fan meeting in Taipei
post | Updated Holo Feet chart



post | Nova Aokami with an interesting frame from her handcam stream
post | Timestamp, it is from Grand Archive collab with Liora Walkyria


post | Question - What are people's thoughts on the VSPO EN girls so far?

post | Glitch Stars opens applications. Talents will apparently get a monthly budget for gacha needs (or other things)

post | Natsumi is currently seeking horror game recommendations


post | ₪ IDL | Katta uses Macdonald's hashbrown asset
post | Her account was temporarily restricted
post | Poko and Kai are streaming directly from a Karaoke Booth


post | Tomoe Carmine is back from her vacation

post | Shondo was able to fix him

post | Nanobites with a House Flipper Tournament, a lot of indie vtubers participating

post | Big indie Buffpup seems to have caught the attention of the Japanese



Recap soon (tm)

DM me about missing info, mistakes and typos, with general feedback!
 
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Sankisei

HOLOLIVE SAIKYO
Joined:  Feb 23, 2023

Tamavitch

Pig in human clothing
Joined:  Oct 3, 2022
I wash my waterbottle out with hot water and soap/washing-up liquid every 3-4 uses. Probably still not enough overall. Most people never even think about this kind of thing.
You gotta get a scrub brush that fits in there and also inside the straw part. If you don't then you're one warm day away from starring in a Chubby Emu video, guys. It's even worse if you put warm coffee or tea in them.:mold1:

Maybe this Story Corpo is trying to hit the (horrid) popular critical role demographic.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Don't know what to think of this one, interesting concept as a story-heavy corpo. I suppose something like VTubers + DnD might describe what they're trying to do. At the very least, they aren't first-timers and claim to have gone through a learning curve with their first attempt as Digilive.
Loreshit is one of the worst parts of corpo vtubing, I can't wait for even more needless masturbatory fanfiction instead of actual entertainment!
 

Superduper Samurai

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Plan B if i Die:BijouBijou::
Perk3Martyrdom.jpg
 

Ballpark_Look

Well-known member
Joined:  Feb 1, 2024
Psych Ward?
You fucking fool. The most effective method of taming a wild menhera is impregnating her. Just think about it. First you dominate and break her with mindblowing nakadashi sex. teaching her that in the end she's just a woman, to be owned and used by a superior, stronger man, and she won't be able to help but love the feeling and pleasure. Then the pregnancy itself physically weakens and inhibits her, preventing her from committing any more stupid shit. Then the pregnancy forcibly reprograms her brain chemistry to make her more gentle and nurturing. And then finally when she gives birth and holds her baby in her arms she'll realize nothing in the world could ever be more important than loving and taking care of her child, and never think twice about doing anything evil again. And you will be cemented in her mind as a beacon of hope that showed her how wonderful life as a wife and mother could be, loyally bonding her to you for life.
The amount of baby killer Moms begs to differ.
 

Henrik Carter

Disco Contagium!
Joined:  Mar 30, 2023
So... who wants to watch a baby?
 

Sankisei

HOLOLIVE SAIKYO
Joined:  Feb 23, 2023

Dawifet

I love my dumb dorky nephilim
Namirin's Husband
Joined:  Nov 28, 2022
Normal chubas: oh no I spilled my <insert drink of choice> all over my keyboard
Raora:

This is the most Italian thing I've seen today
 

NotDecatto

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF MENHERA
Joined:  Oct 21, 2023
Buffpup seems to have caught the attention of the Japanese.
TL: I don't understand English, but this exterior is too amazing. The inside is a pervert. #Buffpup

Also her thirst levels are on par with Bao.
 
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Kazuma

Well-known member
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 10, 2022

The Rrat

Phoneposting, Rat-loving menace
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 9, 2022
Edit: Is my, or Haachama English has improved a lot?
She has been noticeably a lot better at it since her long break.

I'll admit I'm finding Bae's "Late" arc rather funny.
It would be funnier if the underlying cause wasn't her overworking herself.
:painpeko:

Normal chubas: oh no I spilled my <insert drink of choice> all over my keyboard
Raora:

This is the most Italian thing I've seen today

Amusingly enough, Bae said she didn't notice Raora talk much with her hand when she met her IRL because she is used to IRyS being like the hand-talking Buddha.
 
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