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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Topo Chico

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Nolan is Anti-American. He foundationally doesn't like the 1st amendment, he believes if Germany had curtailed speech harder Hitler wouldn't have risen to power. This sort of alternative history speculation is for midwits to shill to the profoundly retarded masses (read: Nolan). We can't know what'd happen if the Nazis were censured harder than they already were in Weimar Germany, and it's pointless to speculate because it's not real; those proffering curtailing speech in Europe and the US do so not prevent an atrocity, but to amass power. No amount of libtard doublespeak can change that. The American retort to such an idea comes up a lot in our early founding, one that is minorly tangential but still relatable that I can think of off rip is:

“Liberty is to faction, what air is to fire, an aliment, without which it instantly expires. But it could not be a less folly to abolish liberty, which is essential to political life, because it nourish faction, than it would be to wish the annihilation of air, which is essential to animal life, because it imparts to fire its destructive agency.”
From the Federalist Papers #10 pg 42.

To snuff out liberty, in our case speech (part of liberty), to get what you want can only end badly. Mis-, dis-, and mal-information when shared by the common man is mere opinion. It can't be a crime, it shouldn't be shuttered out and away from the common square. The way you defeat bad opinions is with good opinions. If your only solution is to end the sharing of information you categorize as bad, you don't convince anyone, you just water the hatred that will bloom greater than if you'd have just left it alone. As well, it's short sighted, what do you do when your enemies gain power and seek to utilize the precedent you've placed in earnest? Doesn't end well.

But Nolan is a cuck that wants Good Boy Points from libtards and European tyrants. He will now champion censorship. It's so terribly juvenile to ascribe free speech as the embryo that Nazism grew out of. It denies the historical reality/conditions of Germany in that era. Weimar sucked, WW1 was a humiliation for Germany, etc etc etc. "Bu-buh-but Hitler was allowed to speak in public, THINK OF THE JEWS! Jews rock, don't spread misinformation about them!" He needs to log off, he's making his ancestors cry.
PS Nolan plz google "how to get a job abroad" followed by "how to renounce citizenship." There's guides out there.
 

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Nolan is Anti-American. He foundationally doesn't like the 1st amendment, he believes if Germany had curtailed speech harder Hitler wouldn't have risen to power. This sort of alternative history speculation is for midwits to shill to the profoundly retarded masses (read: Nolan). We can't know what'd happen if the Nazis were censured harder than they already were in Weimar Germany, and it's pointless to speculate because it's not real; those proffering curtailing speech in Europe and the US do so not prevent an atrocity, but to amass power. No amount of libtard doublespeak can change that. The American retort to such an idea comes up a lot in our early founding, one that is minorly tangential but still relatable that I can think of off rip is:

“Liberty is to faction, what air is to fire, an aliment, without which it instantly expires. But it could not be a less folly to abolish liberty, which is essential to political life, because it nourish faction, than it would be to wish the annihilation of air, which is essential to animal life, because it imparts to fire its destructive agency.”
From the Federalist Papers #10 pg 42.

To snuff out liberty, in our case speech (part of liberty), to get what you want can only end badly. Mis-, dis-, and mal-information when shared by the common man is mere opinion. It can't be a crime, it shouldn't be shuttered out and away from the common square. The way you defeat bad opinions is with good opinions. If your only solution is to end the sharing of information you categorize as bad, you don't convince anyone, you just water the hatred that will bloom greater than if you'd have just left it alone. As well, it's short sighted, what do you do when your enemies gain power and seek to utilize the precedent you've placed in earnest? Doesn't end well.

But Nolan is a cuck that wants Good Boy Points from libtards and European tyrants. He will now champion censorship. It's so terribly juvenile to ascribe free speech as the embryo that Nazism grew out of. It denies the historical reality/conditions of Germany in that era. Weimar sucked, WW1 was a humiliation for Germany, etc etc etc. "Bu-buh-but Hitler was allowed to speak in public, THINK OF THE JEWS! Jews rock, don't spread misinformation about them!" He needs to log off, he's making his ancestors cry.
PS Nolan plz google "how to get a job abroad" followed by "how to renounce citizenship." There's guides out there.

Current year, the only era in humanity where people walk themselves to the gallows, tie the noose around their necks and are now giddily waiting for the floor to drop under their feet while thinking they're saving the world. Truly we peaked in the 90s and everything has been downhill from there, our entire era is nothing more than the last hurrah of better times.

People talk endlessly and wax poetic about politics and economics yet say nothing, they're either tricking others or tricking themselves. Everyone is out to "fix the world" which is code for "pick whichever ideology fits me best". I always remember learning about the Holy Roman Empire and the italian states when people claim to truly be worried about real issues. The states of the italian peninsula found themselves between the Holy Roman Emperor and the Pope, and the whole power struggle those two positions had for hundreds of years, some sided with the emperor, others with the pope. Do you think they did so because they truly believed in either station? Because they had some sense of loyalty or honor or duty? No! They flip-flopped between whichever position suited them most while not giving a shit who truly won.

Human nature is opportunism, because we are beasts at heart, how have we managed to convince ourselves it's not?
 
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Topo Chico

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Rejoice, we have a new Nolan voice clip. Wishing happy birthday to a vtuber he likely doesn't watch.
 

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He foundationally doesn't like the 1st amendment
He fucking loves it actually. He spergs the loudest when he isnt allowed to spam his meaningless bullshit everywhere
 

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I was watching a Japanese clip of Bae's dance special that had a Niconico-style chat overlay and encountered something unpleasant. The worst part was recognizing him without needing to see his name.

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I was watching a Japanese clip of Bae's dance special that had a Niconico-style chat overlay and encountered something unpleasant. The worst part was recognizing him without needing to see his name.

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Why does he roleplay as a black woman unironically?
 

Koronesuki

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He just imitates what he sees others doing online in a vain attempt to fit in.
 

Topo Chico

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Why does he roleplay as a black woman unironically?
This copypasta comes to mind
American culture is centered around Yamanbas. They have holidays for Yamanbas. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free Yamanbas. They listen to Yamanba music. They elect a Yamanba as their president. They dress and act like Yamanbas. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Yamanbas. They post sassy gifs about Yamanbas. They watch sportsball in worship of Yamanbas. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Yamanbas playing sports. They use Yamanba slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the Yamanba. Their cities are completely overrun with Yamanbas. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with Yamanbas and their global police force of soldiers filled with Yamanbas. Their men sit around watching Yamanba ball while their women sit around watching Yamanba talk shows. They worship Yamanbas like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before Yamanbas took over. Their movies are filled with Yamanbas and their music charts are topped by Yamanbas. They send Yamanbas to the Olympics and celebrate when the Yamanbas win because those Yamanbas are true red blooded american Yamanbas. They watch Yamanba porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about Yamanba penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate Yamanbas and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Yamanbas but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of Yamanba loving Yamanbas.
Relevant, someone is trolling Nolan about his Yamanba worship


He simply worships them and tries to wear their skin via adopting their lexicon. I think he's trying to erase his White and German guilt while also seeming cool.

He's also temp banned again for telling someone to kys
 

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He's also temp banned again for telling someone to kys
Holy shit that crush3_ account is like finding out Nolan has YET ANOTHER storage unit filled to the brim with stupid, useless tat. 40+ posts in the last 24 hours ALONE. ON THIS "BACKUP" ACCOUNT.

This Yamanba literally NEVER stops tweeting, no wonder why the site often flags his posts as "Probable Spam" lmao
 

Topo Chico

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Holy shit that crush3_ account is like finding out Nolan has YET ANOTHER storage unit filled to the brim with stupid, useless tat. 40+ posts in the last 24 hours ALONE. ON THIS "BACKUP" ACCOUNT.

This Yamanba literally NEVER stops tweeting, no wonder why the site often flags his posts as "Probable Spam" lmao

He's about to get banned again on Crush3_, he's going to lmao in peace over at bluesky soonTM
 

Topo Chico

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Any discord delvers? Are there really niggas that rp and speculate about vtubers gaying it up together? Also getting religious with it, chinese discords a "saving grace." Meds, involuntary commitment now plz.

Nolan pops into a 2 week old post to tell women they're retards for not liking videos of woman getting their asshole blown out painfully.
 
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Aquatic Novellite

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He's from Ohio. There is, in fact, a non zero risk of Nolan in space.
 

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He's also temp banned again for telling someone to kys

Seems that in Nolan's mind telling someone to kill themselves != threatening violence. In my opinion it is a distinction without a difference.

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More tweets condemning HasanAbi:


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Nolan seems to never stop getting hate for being a bronie:

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Any discord delvers? Are there really niggas that rp and speculate about vtubers gaying it up together? Also getting religious with it, chinese discords a "saving grace." Meds, involuntary commitment now plz.
Not necessarily speculate, they pretty much fanfic writers (quality is random) that spend their time figuring out the optimal route, plot, set pieces and whatever to craft their shippings between two vtubers in an agency.

RP and Degeneracy are to be expected, but again, it's not necessarily just speculating. Maybe they discuss how it goes and ask others.

Nolan likely assumes that he could behave like his usual self on these servers and not being able to adjust to the new rules and culture causes him to go apeshit and likely get kicked from there. Maybe.
 

Topo Chico

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Our boy Nolan was reading Pippa's mini-viral tweet about the stepdad video that went very viral. It made him cry, why would you do this Azehara!


He just fuckin sub-quotetweets it like a fag. Azehara's words hit too close to home coupled with his own dysfunctional family and we get waterworks.
 

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Our boy Nolan was reading Pippa's mini-viral tweet about the stepdad video that went very viral. It made him cry, why would you do this Azehara!


He just fuckin sub-quotetweets it like a fag. Azehara's words hit too close to home coupled with his own dysfunctional family and we get waterworks.

Nolan, you're a fucking grown ass man. You getting yelled at for watching Vtubers at ungodly hours of the night being unemployed is not comparable to actual child abuse.
 

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Our boy Nolan was reading Pippa's mini-viral tweet about the stepdad video that went very viral. It made him cry, why would you do this Azehara!


He just fuckin sub-quotetweets it like a fag. Azehara's words hit too close to home coupled with his own dysfunctional family and we get waterworks.

Nolan BITCHING about Azehara in some Bronies blog is the most funniest shit I have ever see :dokiwheeze:

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Bitching about his dad:
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Also, Nolan penis EXPLODED in official DOOBY DISCORD!!! :NOWWELAUGH::NOWWELAUGH::NOWWELAUGH:

Can someone in the Dooby Discord confirm it?


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