General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

niggaphil said:

SEA area has a lot of weird creatures. For example: penanggal

This one is more fucked up than the flips bullshit.

Please dont google it

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Slutpuppies said:

Is it bad that I think this is pretty sick? It's gory but I like genuinely scary monsters.

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Todd's Mistake said:

I'd take monsters that can detach their head to eat unborn babies over another fucking Nessie knockoff #58 for regional monstrosities.

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niggaphil said:

SEA area has a lot of weird creatures. For example: penanggal

This one is more fucked up than the flips bullshit.

Please dont google it

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kushami tasukaru said:

Funny thing is the anime is coming in two weeks and the tourists are already massively filtered by the latest reveal that anime sensei is a male.

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Salado said:

Sheepy's not having a good time...

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I hope she gets better. Between her putting everything she had into Tsunderia through today, she's definitely had her happy and positive glow dimmed.

At least this Day 1 struggle is one of the better (and funnier) outcomes, considering how much menhera/doomposting she did last year. I might be misremembering, but it sounded like she tried to join Nijisanji once when she was in the roughest patch of 2023.

Spoiler: Still..

Just send her the contract you had drawn up years ago, Fishman. Another sad girl to give a new direction and welcoming home.

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Aka Split said:

Calm down, Wendigoon.

I always say that she has the talent for Hololive, but I think life would probably get in her way and she'd die or something, killed by her friends or mom for not spending enough time with them. Also her music listen-along streams (why can I not think of the name) would be a no-go in any JP corpo.

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Joining Nijisanji = euphanism for unalive.

Bronze said:

If she was sad because she didn't get into Nijisanji then she should be pretty happy about it these days.

I think we should move on if she doesn't appear in the next invaders which she probably won't. It's not like she's unaware of the company, and that's at least two opportunities to join she passes(3 if you consider Euphoria).

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Again, joining Nijisanji = euphanism for unalive.

And, clearly she's aware. Not sure where this notion that there's any poachbegging going on here came from. For those unaware, the old joke is that Lisa is on the shortlist of Phase Adjacents who Fish has a contract written for; all they need to do is send him a 2 AM sadtext. In her case she's the sort that would rush to comfort Pippa when Pippa is doomposting.. but then turn around in the same situation and not want to burden anyone with her problems.

She's sad, seemingly, for a whole multitude of reasons (probably the majority of which are Tsunderia, and IRL struggles throughout 2023). She's sadposted about being lonely and missing the feeling of "belonging" which are probably referring to Tsunderia.

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I'm confused how you both have forgotten the hottest euphanism for sudoku already. I mean, haven't you @Aka Split been told to go commit joining Nijisanji by one of the other IRyS wranglers over the feet posting?

This is becoming too much effort for a mild concernpost over English Watame. It's nice to see her worst struggle on Day 1 of her hiatus being bored or fighting an urge to stream or something. But anyone who remembers pre-Tsunderia collapse Lisa vs. present Lisa knows she's probably one bad event away from going back into "concern" territory.

This of course comes up again as Nyaru is having a lot of menhera struggles over her content/numbers/maybe being lonely (in a "belonging" sense) right now. I don't think things would ever get to the point of attempting to join Nijisanji, but considering how upbeat and crackhead genki she is, it keeps giving me similar vibes.



The ESL should go join Nijisanji.

Todd's Mistake said:

I'd take monsters that can detach their head to eat unborn babies over another fucking Nessie knockoff #58 for regional monstrosities.

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Clown Penis said:

I might be misremembering, but it sounded like she tried to join Nijisanji once when she was in the roughest patch of 2023.

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Nenélove said:

Isn't he a male in the game? I always see art with them as a dude with a drawing taped onto his face... I would think the tourists would be filtered out by the sheer amount of loli the game has.

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Clown Penis said:

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I hope she gets better. Between her putting everything she had into Tsunderia through today, she's definitely had her happy and positive glow dimmed.

At least this Day 1 struggle is one of the better (and funnier) outcomes, considering how much menhera/doomposting she did last year. I might be misremembering, but it sounded like she tried to join Nijisanji once when she was in the roughest patch of 2023.

Spoiler: Still..

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Just send her the contract you had drawn up years ago, Fishman. Another sad girl to give a new direction and welcoming home.

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Todd's Mistake said:

>Manananggal vtuber

Holy shit based choice.

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kushami tasukaru said:

The Baseball tournament proper is starting.

Neoporte vs Indie first followed y Niji vs Holo.
Winners goes to Semifinal, losers to Elimination bracket. Semifinal winner goes to the final and the other place will be contested by the winner of the elimination bracket and the loser at the semifinal. In total there will be six games played.

Something interesting from /jp/, an Vtuber interview with the former Niji COO Iwanaga but it's in Japanese.

Also the next interview later at 10PM JST is with Dokugai Chinami so it might be something to look out for.


Hoshikawa Sara is the latest one to pick up Blue Archive.

Funny thing is the anime is coming in two weeks and the tourists are already massively filtered by the latest reveal that anime sensei is a male.

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kushami tasukaru said:

Funny thing is the anime is coming in two weeks and the tourists are already massively filtered by the latest reveal that anime sensei is a male.

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Nenélove said:

Isn't he a male in the game? I always see art with them as a dude with a drawing taped onto his face... I would think the tourists would be filtered out by the sheer amount of loli the game has.

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Banana Hammock said:

Another victim of The Proctor's sleep schedule.

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Banana Hammock said:

Another victim of The Proctor's sleep schedule.

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