General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

[God's Strongest Wardog]

Panko, not a lewdtuber

Panko always beats the allegations and isn't moldy.
Best Phase Girl

 

[MerryKusa]

>Punk/Emo Runie
I CAN FIX HER! I CAN MAKE HER STRAIGHT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Men are not allowed to get in the way of yuri

 

[BlueSharkTV]

Some notes from Kronii's "Just Chatting Did You Capture The Moment + Japan Stories" stream.

Spoiler: Notes

-She got really sick, she can barely move her mouth and couldn't even talk, even got nosebleeds, her ribs hurt, she had to sleep while sitting otherwise she can't breathe, she has bruises everywhere, I'm starting to believe she got run the fuck over or she got the worst ever covid.

-She's still not home, she's almost done with pikmin 4, she will still join collabs but will probably not stream.

-She made the reservation for a sushi place with Anya and when they got there the place was full, they had to wait a long time to be let in, she gets cranky when she's hungry.

-She went to Japan and she mentioned people thinking she wasn't going again since she went there 2 weeks before, she is still dealing with personal stuff so she wasn't thinking of going but thought it would be fun to go, she wanted to go to the expo but thought against it because she didn't think she would be let in.

-She thought fansa would be a nice song to sing for the fes, she usually likes darker and edgier songs but she wanted to make the audience react, next fes she hopes she will be better and wants to keep practicing.

-Her plane ride was bad, when she got on the plane there was a guy next to her, she was supposed to be in the middle and the dude told her the person from the seat next to her wasn't coming, so she moved to the other seat, the dude was traveling for the first time in 12 years, the dude got tmi and told her his wife and kid are in Japan and he told her his job, asked her about social media and said she may have a lot of friends, he asked her for advice to advertise his company on Instagram, she told him he should move to Japan with his wife to avoid him getting the wrong idea, he told her his past time is gold panning, he kept pocking her and asked her what she was going to do in Japan, the dude couldn't sleep in planes so that's why he kept talking to her.

-She was watching the new hunger games movie in the plane but couldn't finish watching it, she used to like the books but she stopped liking it because it got popular.

-She went with the other girls on their expo tour, she met the EN and ID girls that went there, ollie lifted her like the rest of the girls she has met, she met advent minus Shiori and biboo for the first time, she talked with Ina about webtoons and they read a lot of the same ones, Kiara asked them why do they know so much about those things, kronii went on with a very detailed description on the character tropes, she is bad at explaining which webtoons she reads because they all share the same character designs, she told Ina webtoons are like junk food and she's pretty much addicted to them.

-They signed their cutouts, she got the haachama pancake the kobo drink, kobo bit her lip when she saw kronii and didn't elaborate about it, the girls told kronii she looked nice, she saw some iroha food and she asked if she could have iroha's balls and they ate one of them before she was supposed to, she wrapped it back up to try and cover them up but got ratted out by the other girls, they saw the laser effect before the concert, she wrote "sheeesh" on her cutout because of the legs and "I'm hungry" because she was hungry when she was writing, she met yagoo and shook hands and the rest saw her so they decided to do the same.

-She thought IRyS chose their duet song because IRyS likes Frieren, but IRyS chose it because she thought it represented them the most, there was an earthquake when she was with IRyS and she was exited since she never experienced one, she asked if they had to go under the table but IRyS said they didn't have to, they had yakiniku together, kronii likes her meat on the medium rare side and IRyS on the well done side or past that point.

-She had food with Kaela, they had tempura and Kaela couldn't finish her rice so Kronii ate it for her, she had a fuck ton of conveyor sushi, Kronii and Kaela had a 10 hour date, Kaela may have been upset because Kronii didn't recognize her, she didn't know it was Kaela because she looked different since the first time they met Kaela was wearing casual clothes, they went to karaoke and it was Kaela's first time on one, Kaela gave her more indomie, Kronii gave a lot of the girls maple cookies.

-She met with Nerissa and they interacted for the first time, she doesn't contact people and pretty much gets approached by people first, she asked Kaela if she is intimidating Kaela said no, she wanted to rest but decided to hang out with Nerissa, they went to a cafe, had drinks, said Nerissa is nice, Nerissa reminded her of a friend she has, Kronii said she needs to open up more as she has trust issues, she barely got to meet fuwamoco and they are pretty much the same IRL, it was the first time Kronii met twins, she went out with the wigger.

-The live was stressful but she doesn't regret it, it's expensive but she wants to give something back to us, the 3D debut they don't have to pay for it but the second 3D event onwards is on them to pay for it.

-They gave them a new iPhone and they have to return the old one, the tracking is weird.

-She asked her manager if she could have more meet and greet events, she showed her family and friends her performance.

-She offered Gura some of her kobo drink because it tasted "interesting" but Gura refused, Kiara did like the kobo drink, she wanted to hang out with Ame and Gura but couldn't because of the lack of time.

 

[Dawifet]

IRyS on the well done side or past that point.

I can look past the ESLness and the negative IQ because those are character traits.
I can look past the Fujo, keyboard and Ishida Akira addictions because nobody is perfect

But jesus christ IRyS wtf?

 

[Bronze]

 

[Svarog]

Hologra


Wemi pro gamer


Mozu


Not vtuber related, but still anime

Men are not allowed to get in the way of yuri

Spoiler

A man walks into a bar, orders a beer and sits down at the counter. After a while he notices two pretty girls sitting at the other end of the bar. After emptying his mug, the man orders another beer for himself and what they are drinking for the girls.
The bartender says to him, "You're wasting your time, man".
The man says, "Come on, pour them some". The girls drink indifferently.
The man thinks: "Yeah, it worked", comes up to them and offers them another drink.
The girls turn to him and say:
- Listen, man, you're wasting your time - we're lesbians.
- And what are lesbians? One of them answers:
- We like to suck tits and lick pussy.
Then the guy smiles and says to the bartender:
- Hey, pour us lesbians a drink!

 

[BlueSharkTV]

I can look past the ESLness and the negative IQ because those are character traits.
I can look past the Fujo, keyboard and Ishida Akira addictions because nobody is perfect

But jesus christ IRyS wtf?

it's worse, kronii said IRyS likes the meat pretty much burned, there will more than likely be a clip of it.

 

[Koronesuki]

Hologra

I guess this is where they went on that overseas business trip a while ago.

 

[Limkin]

it's worse, kronii said IRyS likes the meat pretty much burned, there will more than likely be a clip of it

I will still not oshi her, despite a superior taste in meat. If you want to eat raw uncooked animal sure, but I prefer not to get food poisoning

 

[AO Cody]

Anyways, clipped some disgusting fleshtubers for once (mainly because its Pippa and Ai related). Featuring @AO Cody ranting about Ai art haters.
Cliptax:

How dare you render me as a generic ikemen you rat bastard

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

How dare you render me as a generic ikemen you rat bastard

Is that better or worse than the surrounded on a couch meme the thumbnail references?

 

[Awoogers]

i know that this was shared in the pochithread but this belongs here as well

amidst the situation that was pochi wanmaru, gods strongest brit, father of 7(?) blahajs, strongest inkling, vanquisher of louie pikmin, and the sole heiress to her lounging couch, rin penrose has hit 700k on her youtube channel after going from a short trip with her family!

i wish her the best and more successful schemes

 

[Sky Shouter]

kronii likes her meat on the medium rare side and IRyS on the well done side or past that point.

IRys is not getting invited to my cookouts.

Clip tax: Geega explains why most vtubers open their streams with zatsus rather than just jumping into a game


The gist of it is that she points out that when she starts the game, about 40% of her audience dips. To hold their attention for as long as possible, she tries to keep stalling for as long as possible before starting the game


And before someone says "hurr Talos Principle 2 is boring!", it's arguably one of the most backseatable games out there. Some sperg will always be shouting out the answers to puzzles and then get upset when the streamer ignores them and tries to figure out the puzzles themselves

 

[Security]

Spoiler: Pippa

A man walks into a bar

 

[Koronesuki]

father of 7(?) blahajs

It's got to be more than that by now. I thought she had around a dozen of the things.

 

[Composted Sapling]

Regloss celebrated their half-year anniversary and announced their "road to 3D".
There's a subscriber goal of a collective 2.5 million subs for the five of them (700k subs away from that goal). Not clear if this was a hard requirement for 3D or just an estimate of where they will be when 3D is ready. It seems like they will ramp up music production as well.


They also released a new song with the announcement.


PS. The fan name for ReGloss was decided to be "GLOSSERS" by popular vote

 

[El Rrata]

I can look past the ESLness and the negative IQ because those are character traits.
I can look past the Fujo, keyboard and Ishida Akira addictions because nobody is perfect

But jesus christ IRyS wtf?

Her innate power of being as absurd as possible grows with each new thing we learn about her.

Regloss celebrated their half-year anniversary and announced their "road to 3D".
There's a subscriber goal of a collective 2.5 million subs for the five of them (700k subs away from that goal). Not clear if this was a hard requirement for 3D or just an estimate of where they will be when 3D is ready. It seems like they will ramp up music production as well.


They also released a new song with the announcement.


PS. The fan name for ReGloss was decided to be "GLOSSERS" by popular vote

August is the targetted month to meet those goals by, as well. So they will probably get their 3D around then.

 Snip

It is good to hear all the girls had fun hanging out. Glad Kronii decided to go back to Japan, didn't expect her to. It is goos to hear she is happy she did the 3D live. I hope Fauna eventually breaks down and does at least one 3D live, too.

Also, sounds like Gura dodged a bullet by not trying her drink lol

 

[Awoogers]

It's got to be more than that by now. I thought she had around a dozen of the things.

last time i counted its 11 but i could be wrong

2 from her blahaj week and another i think 3 or more from the random outing that gin did on one of her minecraft streams which she jumpscared rin by the end

 

[Limkin]

And before someone says "hurr Talos Principle 2 is boring!", it's arguably one of the most backseatable games out there. Some sperg will always be shouting out the answers to puzzles and then get upset when the streamer ignores them and tries to figure out the puzzles themselves

If I wanted to see good gameplay I would open a man with a shitty camera and mic who was no lifing the game for the past 10 years and holds first 20 entries on the leaderboard under his different smurf accounts. Regardless of the game. The fun in watching vtubers is anime women blabbering about random nonsense and having fun, not trying to be a pro gamer. I can totally understand people dipping when zatsu part is over

 

[frz]

Jesus Christ, Uruka.

Spoiler

Fuck around and finds out

she met advent minus Shiori and biboo for the first time

I just realized, did Nerissa just randomly fly to japan to do nothing but flirt with girls? She is really enjoying passing that audition doesn't she.

-She offered Gura some of her kobo drink because it tasted "interesting" but Gura refused, Kiara did like the kobo drink, she wanted to hang out with Ame and Gura but couldn't because of the lack of time.

So blue woman think Kronii is too dirty to share drinks. And then refused to hang out, how typical.

Shiraken cover drops in 10 minutes, it's a cover of a hololive original that also featured Miko and Noelle