"I do know, um, that they prefer to be, um uh, she, she/her pronouns right now and they, I think, also go by the name Chrissy. So I do know that so definitely it's ok to say she. Um I also know that she, uh, fucked her mom, so..."Lilybelle

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Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
I think the fags from archivebro's Discord have had some pretty sus con meetups before, but I doubt any females would be present for that.
:abtransvestigate:
Without knowing the real context, I choose to believe this quote is directly referencing this, and I refuse to be proven otherwise.
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
These 2 dudes went up to me on Friday and asked normal questions at first but then started asking for info about con orgies, capping it off by asking if I would participate if one existed. Not sure if these incidents are connected, but also unsure of if they had actual taste in women.
Did you reply with "Only if I'm watching you two go at it." or did they look like your average vtuber fan?
 

Kamehameheilhitler

This magmite stares at gays
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
Did you reply with "Only if I'm watching you two go at it." or did they look like your average vtuber fan?
I just refused. Lookswise they weren't ugly (on the skinnier side, vaguely asiatic, short to medium height) but I flew to Cali to be autistic not to have sex.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
*Note to self, Hitler chan is irresistible to tiny Asians
 

NeneLOVE

Orange/Pink Thing
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
>the average VTuber fan when talking to a woman


Kill yourself.
Come on thrangussy, your asshole is already pretty loose.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
These 2 dudes went up to me on Friday and asked normal questions at first but then started asking for info about con orgies, capping it off by asking if I would participate if one existed. Not sure if these incidents are connected, but also unsure of if they had actual taste in women.
I regret to inform you that you either looked very slutty or were homely enough that they thought you'd have such low self-esteem that you'd jump at the opportunity.
:pomuLove:
 

VSoyBoy

Well-known member
Joined:  Feb 16, 2024
Come on thrangussy, your asshole is already pretty loose.
And covered in splinters if he's using the average wooden broom.
 

Kamehameheilhitler

This magmite stares at gays
Joined:  Sep 14, 2023
I regret to inform you that you either looked very slutty or were homely enough that they thought you'd have such low self-esteem that you'd jump at the opportunity.
:pomuLove:
They also asked a Rie cosplayer who was a total knockout but I'm fairly sure she isn't a slut
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022

VSoyBoy

Well-known member
Joined:  Feb 16, 2024

shipmate

menhera addicted sister
Pipproject Producer
Joined:  Jun 21, 2023
Rie would definitely participate in a con orgy if the males there had bigger numbers than her. I can hear the "wow, anon, your CCV is so big" from 3 continents away.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Rie would definitely participate in a con orgy if the males there had bigger numbers than her. I can hear the "wow, anon, your CCV is so big" from 3 continents away.
>she uses her tinder to boost her bodycount's noombas

:pippanumbers:
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
>she uses her tinder to boost her bodycount's noombas

:pippanumbers:
Look she finally found a way she can beat Pippa, let her have her fun (and possible STDs)
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023
I heard that if every guy that Rie banged gave her a buck she could have retired by now
 

superduper

Gods Strongest Yaga Fan!
Nolan's Widow
Early Adopter
Rie's Publicist
Joined:  Nov 7, 2022
@superduper, would you take part in a con orgy? Your cosplayers need to know to stay true to the source.
It wouldn't work. The moment anyone saw my face they would go soft instantly. Maybe if I wore a bag over my head?????
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

God's Strongest Smartass
Dizzy's Husband
Joined:  Apr 4, 2023

Horo7618

No one in particular
Joined:  Sep 12, 2022
Today I learned that "spit and greet" was more than a lame joke....
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

Well-known member
Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
It wouldn't work. The moment anyone saw my face they would go soft instantly. Maybe if I wore a bag over my head?????
This is possibly the most convincing comment you've made that you're really Rie.
 

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
It wouldn't work. The moment anyone saw my face they would go soft instantly. Maybe if I wore a bag over my head?????
The next surgery will do the trick for sure.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
Early Adopter
Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
I just refused. Lookswise they weren't ugly (on the skinnier side, vaguely asiatic, short to medium height) but I flew to Cali to be autistic not to have sex.
Never ask a racist the color of her boyfriend.
 
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