Kaminari Clara, Owner of Chuds - Memorial Post Dump

[Negronald Trump]

More like she has NO knowledge. AT ALL. Jesus Christ, the Dark Knight Trilogy basically spoonfeeds you every fucking thing you need to know.

And the fucking gall of this bitch to say Batman is "just a trust fundy".


What good does Batman's money do to him when he's in the Himalayas or Hindu Kush or Kilimanjaro, whatever asscrack mountain in planet Earth that Ra's Al Ghul and his cult train him? When he's told to his face that he will DIE if he fails?

Sure Kasey, trust fundies all go through ninja training with immortal terrorists-fundamenlists. Eat a bag of dicks.

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And Batman DOES give a lot of his money to charity, cartoonishly so. But you wouldn't know that, Kimberly, because you let other retards from Tiktok DO YOUR THINKING FOR YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT.

>Someone insults Gingko's oshi: Haha, very funny guise, yeah she a dumb bitch.
>Someone gets a Batman lore wrong:

Nigga chill.

 

[RestlessRain]

"The Joker tortured Barbara Gordon and left her paraplegic because Bruce Wayne didn't pay for enough soup kitchens in Gotham" - Kelsey Parnigoni, probably.

 

[Koronesuki]

"The Joker tortured Barbara Gordon and left her paraplegic because Bruce Wayne didn't pay for enough soup kitchens in Gotham" - Kelsey Parnigoni, probably.

I think Alan Moore still feels a little bit bad about having written that part. Good story though. Between The Killing Joke and the previously mentioned A Death in the Family, there really wasn't anything funny about the Joker back then. He was a straight-up horror character who just happened to be dressed as a clown.

 

[Lurker McSpic]

Batman or any other superhero who doesn't kill their enemies or at the very least maim them enough they aren't a threat are just garbage characters and it's tiring people trying to sell them as good characters. I get the logistics of it because who could write infinity villains to keep characters going for like 100 years but from a writing perspective it's just garbage. With that said clara is such a stupid commie that just repeats talking points from tiktok. Bitch doesn't even watch anime much less comics, she only knows comic books because of loki. Fucking dizzy is more of a nerd than her

Also, fellas start your trip to el salvador because they will MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN

 

[RestlessRain]

Regime Change in Iraq in 2003: 160,000 troops and twenty years.
Regime Change in Iraq in 2025: Three ultra-long range bombers and thirty hours.

Progress is amazing .

 

[Scoots]

Between The Killing Joke and the previously mentioned A Death in the Family, there really wasn't anything funny about the Joker back then. He was a straight-up horror character who just happened to be dressed as a clown.

Not to mention return of the joker and what he did to Tim

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Bitch doesn't even watch anime much less comics, she only knows comic books because of loki. Fucking dizzy is more of a nerd than her

Now don't be like that. I'm sure she watched the first half of the animated adaptation of The Killing Joke.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

Why the right one specifically, I wonder....

 

[dragoonkain3]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but now the timeline is:

• Kelsey lives in Canada, becomes interested in Japanese stuff (cosplay, idols)
• Moves to Japan to become an idol
• Marries a Japanese guy for a visa
• Either divorces him or gets divorced before the visa finalizes and has to move back to Canada
• Joins Kawaii in hopes they can get her a Japanese visa
• Leaves Kawaii for unknown reasons, possibly related to someone being a "mean girl" behind the scenes (either her or Nene)
• Joins Star Ring in hopes they (this time for sure) can get her a Japanese visa
• Leaves Star Ring for unknown reasons (did she go straight to Phase?)
• Joins Phase and begs to be put in JP despite planning to stream in English to try and get a visa

So essentially this woman's entire adult life has revolved around attempting to move to Japan by whatever means necessary. I'd almost applaud her determination if she wasn't such a massive bitch about it. Well... that and espousing political beliefs now that she's out of her "alt-right" days that would just see Japan turned into another Canada.

Thanks for QRD timeline. No offense to OP post, but it was hella confusing putting everything together with the info given there (at one point I thought she has three children because I got no context on one of the screenshots lol). This post gets to the matter quickly, and combined with the evidence in the OP post makes it rather convincing.

Now that I'm looking for a new kamioshi (yeah yeah I know notGura is redebuting in a week), Kelsey being able to contain her political views as Clara, extreme as they are, actually shoots her up even more in my estimations. Can't even fault her with the anti-Trump stuff as most Canadians despise him (no seriously, our current PM won on the back of his main opposition sharing many views as Trump), and Canada as a whole is more pro-lgbtq+ than even California, so her being this way is on par for the course. Considering how many entertainers can't shut up about their political views when I personally don't care for them, her restraint as Clara is actually commendable.

So yeah, as long as she shuts up about these things as Clara, she can post whatever she likes in her RL accounts. Kinda fucked up that she married for PR in Japan when she's as gay as her dad (pretty darn obvious how she talks on stream), but hey, as long as she can entertain it's whatever. Heck, I'm impressed she has stuck with Phase for this long when her corpo stunts didn't even last a year TWICE, and the fact that a lot of her coworkers are on the opposite side of the political spectrum and aren't afraid to express it.

As I say, being a "idol" isn't about being someone with "impure thoughts", but acting "seiso" despite it. Clara has that in spades, while I can also laugh at Kelsey's meltdowns in this thread. Double dose of entertainment I suppose. XD

 

[Troon Repeller]

In all likelyhood, yes. That's the most frustrating part of all this. The Republicans are the ones pushing isolationism, relative to the Democrats.

Shit like this is generally beyond left vs right though. It's the realpolitik shit that the whole world runs by.

As I stated in the other site, one's political ideology isn't a simple two-axis system. I'd argue there's a third one - populism/nationalism vs. globalism. Trump is a right-populist, someone like Bernie Sanders is a left-populist. The thing about populists is they don't conveniently fit into the two-axis shit we use to describe someone's political ideology. Right-populists, for example, are willing to have socialized healthcare, as long as that money goes towards citizens and not immigrants and gibbers. Same for welfare.

Populists will actually be generally anti-immigration, even from the left wing side, because they will see it as a threat on the working class (the left wing view) or the safety of the nation/economic damage (the right wing view).

Populists are fine with protectionism, regulation, tariffs, etc. as long as those things favor the population over corporations and overseas interests. Tax breaks for corporations that bring their production back to the original country. Special treatment for companies that encourage a country's ideals. Less sending our shit overseas and more doing everything ourselves.

Trump isn't going to drag the entirety of the US into a war. He's just taking advantage of the fact that Iran can't do SHIT against us. Iran has no air defense now. Russia is occupied with Ukraine and is actually losing, and China would be fucking retarded to retaliate against us as that will ultimately be a Mutually Assured Destruction scenario.

So yeah, whether through accident or intention, right now Iran has been put in a no-win scenario. Notice how we keep blowing up their shit and all they can do is have a temper tantrum and attack Israel instead?

And before it looks like I'm simping for the Jews, my initial view is that we stop fucking funding Palestine AND Israel, but as long as the Jews got Iran by the balls and foreskins, targeted airstrikes with NO boots on the ground is fine. Not ideal, but fine.

 

[Security]

Russia is occupied with Ukraine and is actually losing

What makes you say that? All I've been seeing are slow territorial gains for Russia while Ukraine is becoming more depleted. Has there been a shift I'm unaware of?

 

[Italian Raccoon]

Kelsey being able to contain her political views as Clara, extreme as they are, actually shoots her up even more in my estimations.

Have you been reading the thread? She literally refuses to say "male" and "female" on stream and uses words like "penis-haver" etc. as to not offend troons. If that's not leaking your politics onto your vtuber persona IDK what is. Not to mention that freakout over troon shit on twitter.

Can't even fault her with the anti-Trump stuff as most Canadians despise him

You can, she lives in fucking Japan, with how much she's sperging out over it you'd think she's one of the spic immigrants getting deported. This doesn't even mention the fact that she has no real criticism for Trump. She doesn't actually know what Trump's policies are, she knows what the left thinks Trump's policies are and spergs over that. You can definitely fault her for being that fucking stupid.

Kinda fucked up that she married for PR in Japan when she's as gay as her dad (pretty darn obvious how she talks on stream), but hey, as long as she can entertain it's whatever.

This makes me think it's Kelsey writing this lmao. No Kelsey, you aren't gay, and it's not apparent at all. You talk about getting fucked by a man 24/7, just because you go to lesbian bars and sit on your phone not having any fun doesn't make you lesbian. You just try to fit in with the lesbian crowd so you can make yourself marginalized.

 

[Superduper Samurai]

You legit have to be spoonfed the basic gist of Batman by a deranged (leftist) loon to even have that take. Even shit made for literal children like TAS portrayed how the cops hated Batman besides Gordon, the Joker comitted mass murders on the reg, and how Bats would go out of his way to be compassionate towards even the right-hand hench woman of the Joker and hoped she would get away from her abusive situation. By that same mass murdering clown btw.
This is amazing, she actually agrees with a psycopathic woman beating, alleged rapist (if the Killing Joke is taken in some ways) mass murderer because irl billionaires bad

 

[angry sushi]

And a movie nobody liked, no matter the ideology one holds. Joker 2 fans convince themselves even their own ideology thought the movie was good.
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The only reason why the 2nd movie got made was due to the director and producers being so angry that Le Evil Rightwing Incels gravitated towards the first movie painting it as an allegory to current society at the time of the first movies release. Hollywood didn't like that trump supporters enjoyed it as much as they did. So they set out to take their anti-hero and have him go through it in the 2nd movie as a way to mock the incels who found the clown world shitposting joy in the first movie.

I don't quite label Joker as a villian yet since its the prequel to him becoming the mass murderer portrayed in the comics, for lack of a better term, anti-hero is the best i could think of.

Man... who knew how far down the rabbit hole would go after she decided to open her mouth about her sister protesting gay pride. She's probably so angry that she can't do the one thing that would stop us shitting on her and shutting the fuck up.

 

[RestlessRain]

She's probably so angry that she can't do the one thing that would stop us shitting on her and shutting the fuck up.

Kelsey could come here and set us straight with her superior logic and reasoning. The only reason we can dunk on her is because she doesn't refute our points directly here, but if she did, she'd completely own us.

 

[angry sushi]

Kelsey could come here and set us straight with her superior logic and reasoning. The only reason we can dunk on her is because she doesn't refute our points directly here, but if she did, she'd completely own us.

She could do the funniest thing right now.

 

[Security]

You legit have to be spoonfed the basic gist of Batman by a deranged (leftist) loon to even have that take. Even shit made for literal children like TAS portrayed how the cops hated Batman besides Gordon, the Joker comitted mass murders on the reg, and how Bats would go out of his way to be compassionate towards even the right-hand hench woman of the Joker and hoped she would get away from her abusive situation. By that same mass murdering clown btw.
This is amazing, she actually agrees with a psycopathic woman beating, alleged rapist (if the Killing Joke is taken in some ways) mass murderer because irl billionaires bad

Hell, if one of the villains shows even momentary remorse for their actions, Batman will stop and try to reason with them. His worldview makes him think everyone, even the most insane and violent, can become good. He only beats themup and helps put them in an asylum because he's not suicidally empathetic (to that extent).

Still really like Batman as a character, but, well:

>Younger Me
"Batman is the ideal super hero!"

>Older Me
"Punisher is the ideal super hero!"

 

[Phantasm]

You legit have to be spoonfed the basic gist of Batman by a deranged (leftist) loon to even have that take. Even shit made for literal children like TAS portrayed how the cops hated Batman besides Gordon, the Joker comitted mass murders on the reg, and how Bats would go out of his way to be compassionate towards even the right-hand hench woman of the Joker and hoped she would get away from her abusive situation. By that same mass murdering clown btw.
This is amazing, she actually agrees with a psycopathic woman beating, alleged rapist (if the Killing Joke is taken in some ways) mass murderer because irl billionaires bad

She's probably only watched that Harley Quinn show that literally butchers every single fucking character in it

 

[Koronesuki]

Not to mention return of the joker and what he did to Tim

That was more than a decade after what I was talking about, but sure. The various adaptations never quite measure up to just how evil the Joker is in the comics, but that movie probably comes as close as you can get in an animated movie made for kids.

she's as gay as her dad

Considering that her "gay" dad managed to have three or four kids before abandoning his wife and children, yeah, you could say that she's just as gay.

 

[Unseiso Dragon]

Sorry for derailing the killer clown discussion with a spoonfeed request, but has Kelsey specified when her psych ward saga was and for what mental illness it was for?

ETA: for that matter, do we have a timeline for her activities for shit like being an idol, her vtubing career, and other events up to that point?