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"I have seen, in pornography, some pencil-ass dicks, like Number 2 pencil dicks that you use for the SAT"Kirschey
Offkai Expo 2025
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Added to Calendar: 06-20-25, 06-21-25, 06-22-25
Why would you do that when you could write the whole lyrics of Pippa the Ripper in akasupas line by line in her chat and become a true legend?
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I have the sneaking suspicion that it's by the same dude who had a Sybian at one of the previous OffKais and recorded videos of people making out in his room.
That's cute that you think the cute cosplayers are the ones who show up at con orgies...
I don't think you understand travel distance and time. That's like, a third of the entire country. Denver Colorado is a roughly 19 hour, 1300 mile drive from San Jose. That just barely creeps into 3 days if you drive 8 hours each day.
You are basically saying "8 hours is nothing especially if this Rrat is true and it's an organized attack. you MIGHT have a leg to stand on if they're traveling from somewhere between the Front Range of the Rockies and the Mississippi River."
Everyone knows it was Bitos and Likers
The western part is overrun with Fiends, North Vegas is a depressed shithole, even in Freeside you probably still want an armed escort.
Just block drama channels, I’d even say there were more posts about offkai than last year - especially cosplays! Although I haven’t seen a lot of the ‘famous’ phase fans from last year like the bald moojisan or the brown capipi gang.
Last year people still kind of cared so the Kirsche drama actually caught everyone's attention and we were waiting to see what other shit would kick off. This year we're fully aware of the the staff and volunteers' antics so the novelty for shameless ambulance-chasers like myself at least has worn off.
The thread split's probably a factor too to be fair, we were liveposting the Phase concert in the Phase thread rather than here so it didn't really get noticed by non-Phasegods.
I regret to inform you that, while rough, that's a 1 day drive. 1.5 is probably a better view, unless you have small kids.
Yamanba you're crazy if you think 19 hours is a "1 day drive". Maybe, and only maybe if you have a second or even third driver to cycle through every couple of hours, or you're hopped up on something illegal. The upper legal limit for a passenger-carrying professional driver (i.e. bus driver) is 16 hours, and that's only if they're driving in adverse conditions.
Though I will admit the idea of crackheads traveling 19 hours just to rob Sakana's merch truck is really fucking funny.
Bruh, driving over about 6 hours straight is exactly as bad as drunk driving. Never do that.
A second driver and it's easy. I've done longer, lol.
I think my longest single day was around 1250 miles? I don't have a reason to do that anymore, but it's not that bad. Especially if you're not on the Eastern Seaboard. Once you're West of the Appalachias, long distance driving isn't bad.
Jacksonville to LA is my suggestion. The full Cannonball really is a bit too long, though, obviously, a good bit of fun.
Though the funny bit for the non-Americans is that traveling Alaska is far more hilariously long distanced. If Canada wasn't so... Canada these days, running Route 1 from Montreal to Vancouver could be a blast in the late Spring.
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