"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina
To be fair for as long as humanity has existed the other side of the coin called gender has always been fussy about their hygiene and beauty products meanwhile we just get by by a fucking soap that's like condensed library of Alexandria in a bottle so if all else this proves that Pippa is in fact a woman
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