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MrProcessor

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I already got this one for the Switch (on an import cart), but I figured I'd let everyone know it is on sale on Steam. The name change is rather annoying (From Needy Girl Overdose to Needy Streamer Overload), but if you can get over that it is at least cheap.
 
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El Rrata

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Leaks were all correct.
 
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reinigen

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Leaks were all correct.

>Direct not until February 4th
>Worse, I was watching the International trailer and it's April 2nd
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El Rrata

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>Direct not until February 4th
>Worse, I was watching the International trailer and it's April 2nd
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We'll know everything about the console through leaks by then lmao
 

VSoyBoy

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Looks like the mouse sensor thing was correct based on how they showed off the Joy-Con in that trailer.
Also:
- Finally a USB-C at the top of the console
- Only new game they showed was a seemingly new Mario Kart with what looks like huge courses, with up to 24 players
- The last bit with the backwards compatibility also gives a nice size comparison, Switch 2 looks significantly bigger

Waiting until April for more is a bummer, but having the console announced will at least allow third parties to list Switch 2 for upcoming releases.
Leaks said the release is around June, which seems likely with the timing of the Direct.
 

agility_

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I'm ready to watch nintendo fans buy everything again:

* Joycon2 charging stand
* Joycon2 charging grip
* Joycon2 AA batteries adaptor grips
* Joycon2 straps (lmao)
* Joycon2 wheels
* Switch2 carrying case and screen protector
* Switch2 adjustable charging stand
* Switch2 Pro Controller

I hope nintendo jacks up the prices too, they stand to make an inhuman fortune.
 

reinigen

Dang it
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I'm ready to watch nintendo fans buy everything again:

* Joycon2 charging stand
* Joycon2 charging grip
* Joycon2 AA batteries adaptor grips
* Joycon2 straps (lmao)
* Joycon2 wheels
* Switch2 carrying case and screen protector
* Switch2 adjustable charging stand
* Switch2 Pro Controller

I hope nintendo jacks up the prices too, they stand to make an inhuman fortune.
You're literally describing every iterative product release ever. Let me know how well that Apple Phone case works on the new buttons when they shift them by 5mm again.
 

TKN_Lurker

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Anyone even excited for this? Why even bother making a movie about a game who's entire selling point is the multiple branching choices gimmick. Plus, this is what Sony had to announce when the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal came out? This is bad comedy.
 

tragic amphibian

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How can a man that wears Minnie Mouse ears be this based?

Nah, he's just high on his own farts. His analogy would make sense if software development was meaningfully like cooking but it's an engineering project. Anything engineered needs to have the costs and benefits of decisions weighed since your project has neither infinite time nor infinite financing. For something like Minecraft, yes, that needed a whole new engine because there was nothing that could do what the project was attempting. For 99+% of games out there, they are not going to be held back, reduced in scope, or crippled as a result of using a preexisting engine and they will, instead, save substantial amounts of time and money by not having to start 100% from scratch. That's like building an assembly line and deciding to design and manufacture each sensor, switch, roller, robotic arm, and so forth from nothing instead of going to companies like Fanuc, Festo, or Allen-Bradley for preexisting robotics, pneumatics, and power handling.

The biggest "blame the engine" bit I can think of is Bethesda and Gamebryo/Creation Engine, but even that isn't the engine despite what the memes suggest. If you've ever played with the GECK or Elder Scrolls Creation Kit (or had a chance to talk with some of the poor sons of bitches that have worked as programmers on BGS titles), it's very clear that it is the asinine approach to how Bethesda has assembled things under the hood that is the problem. These are decisions that would be implemented whether or not they were using a licensed game engine. For example, have you noticed that BGS games will sometimes have quests update instantly and sometimes take up to 2 seconds to register an update? It's because every script for an active quest is set to run on a set interval whenever the game is not paused. To keep the game from slowing to a crawl, most scripts in game (backed up by recommendations on the GECK/ESCK wikis) are set with 2 second run intervals to spread out the load. This is why there's that weird variability in timing for certain types of quest events. This is not a Gamebryo problem but a design problem and it's just the tip of the iceberg for why Bethesda games are the sloppy, kludgy technical messes that they are.

tl;dr Notch is a Scandinavian auteur like Lars von Trier and he has the same level of over-inflated sense of self-worth and ego that the director has.
 

JMForte

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Smelliest007

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Huge Empire Total War news. All I can really ask, why? Why now?
Empire 2 or Remastered, they have to recoup losses from Warhammer 3 having such an ass launch year and the following year.
 

JMForte

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Empire 2 or Remastered, they have to recoup losses from Warhammer 3 having such an ass launch year and the following year.
We're more likely to get WW1 Total War than Empire 2, but apparently that game has ran into problems, outside of that it's 40K which is going to be used to test out shit for the Star Wars game they're working on, all of which will be ass. The series needs a complete rework in how it's made. Could see a remaster, seeing as they'd just pawn that off to some third party dev.
 

Negzana

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We're more likely to get WW1 Total War than Empire 2, but apparently that game has ran into problems, outside of that it's 40K which is going to be used to test out shit for the Star Wars game they're working on, all of which will be ass. The series needs a complete rework in how it's made. Could see a remaster, seeing as they'd just pawn that off to some third party dev.
I don't get how a WWI total war could even work. Battles in total war usually take minutes to maybe an hour. Even if time is compressed World War I battles lasted months. It also involved larger unit sizes than anything before it.
 

JMForte

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I don't get how a WWI total war could even work. Battles in total war usually take minutes to maybe an hour. Even if time is compressed World War I battles lasted months. It also involved larger unit sizes than anything before it.
Probably why it's apparently hit a roadblock, the leak basically said it was involved in a new engine, and kind of got derailed due to budget issues, and might have been cancelled. Who knows, shit Empire 2 could actually be a thing, seeing as they've cancelled a few historical titles, the WW1 thing just screams to me them trying to figure out how to actually and properly do 40K and Star Wars. Empire 2 if it's a thing, might be them trying to get barebone basics for guns, Creative Assembly is in a weird place with their development and games.
 

Smelliest007

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Probably why it's apparently hit a roadblock, the leak basically said it was involved in a new engine, and kind of got derailed due to budget issues, and might have been cancelled. Who knows, shit Empire 2 could actually be a thing, seeing as they've cancelled a few historical titles, the WW1 thing just screams to me them trying to figure out how to actually and properly do 40K and Star Wars. Empire 2 if it's a thing, might be them trying to get barebone basics for guns, Creative Assembly is in a weird place with their development and games.
Far from any sort of understanding video games development that I am, I wonder how versatile RGG's Dragon Engine could prove and if perhaps it would be an idea for them to allow other Sega studios to use it/modify it. Just a thought from seeiing how versatile RE Engine has been for Capcom.
 

JMForte

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Far from any sort of understanding video games development that I am, I wonder how versatile RGG's Dragon Engine could prove and if perhaps it would be an idea for them to allow other Sega studios to use it/modify it. Just a thought from seeiing how versatile RE Engine has been for Capcom.
It's possible, EA also does that with Frostbite for better or worse, and outside of moving to UE5, it really just depends. The engine Total War uses has apparently become a mess, and the devs were also apparently super proud they got Warhammer 3 to work at all. They know they'd be better off with a new engine, the fans know, everyone knows. Who knows what'll happen. Hey, they do got Alein Isolation 2 coming, so it's not like they're completely out of it.
 

CalciumAnimal

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I'm ready to watch nintendo fans buy everything again:

* Joycon2 charging stand
* Joycon2 charging grip
* Joycon2 AA batteries adaptor grips
* Joycon2 straps (lmao)
* Joycon2 wheels
* Switch2 carrying case and screen protector
* Switch2 adjustable charging stand
* Switch2 Pro Controller

I hope nintendo jacks up the prices too, they stand to make an inhuman fortune.
the only 2 things on that list that are even remotely worth it are the carrying case (or alternatives like a screen protector) and maybe the pro controller. but compare it to the number of accessories playstation and xbox owners "need"

You're literally describing every iterative product release ever. Let me know how well that Apple Phone case works on the new buttons when they shift them by 5mm again.

Also this. Seriously Agile if you gonna make fun of the switch at least pick something that doesn't make you look as retarded as the Switch does as a console.

Maybe you could try playing one now that it comes in a size fit for your Orangutang hands :smugpipi:
 

Smelliest007

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It's possible, EA also does that with Frostbite for better or worse, and outside of moving to UE5, it really just depends. The engine Total War uses has apparently become a mess, and the devs were also apparently super proud they got Warhammer 3 to work at all. They know they'd be better off with a new engine, the fans know, everyone knows. Who knows what'll happen. Hey, they do got Alein Isolation 2 coming, so it's not like they're completely out of it.
Is CA the last stand of western Sega teams? I'm pretty sure they sold Amplitude and Relic back to the devs (which is better than most publishers can say)?
 

John Vtuber👁️

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If CA need to figure out how to do a Star Wars Total War, there's a game they could look at to get a good starting point, and what would be expected of them in terms of content/quality:

 

Smelliest007

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If CA need to figure out how to do a Star Wars Total War, there's a game they could look at to get a good starting point, and what would be expected of them in terms of content/quality:


But what factions could there be at that point? I assume Disney would stab a Sega rep for even trying to use any Expanded Universe stuff. What would be left with? Rebels, Imperials, Hutts, and Crimson Dawn (blegh)?
 
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