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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Supermarket Simulator has finally shown the details of the next update:
SHOPLIFTERS
AND THEY USED A BLACK NPC IN THE TEASER
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AND LOOK AT THE FUCKING SECURITY GUARD
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oh, and the next update is suppose to have fruits, veggies, janitors, online orders, and a much bigger map
 

Helkar

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Is it me or has the marvelslop QP gotten worse? Or is everyone here ranked-spamming anyway?
 

CalciumAnimal

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Is it me or has the marvelslop QP gotten worse? Or is everyone here ranked-spamming anyway?
new seasons always do this give it about a month or two and it will settle. it's all the turbo autists who dunno how to play getting carried till they get their skin,,
 

Smelliest007

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reinigen

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Competitive Rivals update - still fully stuck in Silver Hell. I can't seem to catch a break. 1 win from gold and now I've literally had a 10 game losing streak. Knocking everyone down 7 ranks was a terrible idea, as now I'm co-mingling with brain dead idiots and diamond level or higher people on the same tier for some reason. They really need to figure out a placement match system or something, because it's jsut been intolerable.
 

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First anniversary of Palworld today. Still an amazing game, the devs have done a lot of stuff to support it, and still makes Pokemon feel archaic in comparison.
 

Superduper Samurai

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But what factions could there be at that point? I assume Disney would stab a Sega rep for even trying to use any Expanded Universe stuff. What would be left with? Rebels, Imperials, Hutts, and Crimson Dawn (blegh)?
The Minature game Legion has plenty of random shitty units that they can use, its all mostly member berries from the prequels and OG trilogy with some scant Disney wars shit like the shoretroopers. They can probably just do the same while using the restored EU content like the Dark Troopers
 

ValkyrieAce

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The Minature game Legion has plenty of random shitty units that they can use, its all mostly member berries from the prequels and OG trilogy with some scant Disney wars shit like the shoretroopers. They can probably just do the same while using the restored EU content like the Dark Troopers
Yet those fucking cowards won't give me the Grand Army of Otoh Gunga.
 

I Wanna Die

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I miss the old Rainbow Six games, back when they were fun.

I don't think I've played any past the first one. Maybe Rogue Spear? Can't recall.

I have to imagine the modern ones are nothing like the first one, which was only part-FPS. You spent about twenty minutes planning a mission, then forty minutes executing it, only to fail and having to do it all again. God I loved it.

Years ago when I tried Doom 2016 on console I found out why. A thumbstick is a joke of a device for playing fpss. I can see now why the halo developers added bullet magnetism to their targeting controls.

Halo's a bad example of how to do it, and a good example of not. The better (best) FPS thumbstick games were from the Goldeneye/Perfect Dark/Timesplitters team. They recognized it just doesn't work, so you must change the way it's done. Those games had serious gun magnetism, but with that, they could keep up the intensity of the game itself. Halo tried to mimic the freelook with thumbsticks too much, and everything else had to be slowed down as a result.




How can a man that wears Minnie Mouse ears be this based?


Agree and disagree with him here. As someone else here mentioned, it's more of an engineering task, so of course you'd just build off what's there.

On the other hand, there is still very much an artistic component to it, even when it's just tech. The engine is a flavor. The Quake engine is unmistakable. Hell, Quake II, which is on an enhanced version of the Quake engine, is so distinct on its own that it's easy to tell when games are running on that engine, like SiN and Kingpin. Or like how you can tell an Unreal engine game like Deus Ex. Even Half-Life, which was built using Quake and Quake II code, but heavily modified, has some of that distinct flavor.

When a game is using an engine from a previous game, you can tell. When it's using its own, you can tell. It takes some serious modification to separate it to such a degree that is undetectable to the eye and the feel (I believe even the modern Call of Duty games still have some Quake 3 code in them?). Even the same game on a different engine is different. Playing Quake II Enhanced on the KEX engine, despite the amazing job they did in porting it, I could tell the feel was just a slight bit off.

There is an underlying texture in a game engine, and it was yet another part of what made games so much more varied back then. However, given how much longer everything takes nowadays, due to asset demands and all of what's expected of an engine to do, I don't blame devs one bit for just grabbing Unity or Unreal Engine 5 and going from there, especially from what looks like to be amazing tools in UE5. This will change shortly with AI drastically reducing the amount of manhours it will take for asset creation, at least until AI generated games make the whole thing moot.
 

Smelliest007

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I Wanna Die

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Everyone sees my h-games and knows I'm superior. I play only the finest RPGMaker slop with MTL.
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I only use it for the games I'm truly embarrassed to let my friends know I play, like Marvel Rivals.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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People are spamming 1 meme so much that it pushed a song back to charting

For those unfamiliar of what song that is:
 

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I wasn't able to get into the Endfield test, so I'm coping by returning to Wuthering Waves - I'll have another write-up once I finish up the 2.0 patch, but overall, it gives me confidence in the game's future. The developers also say they want to continue having this sort of major update every six months, which...if they can pull off, great! But even HoYoVerse is feeling the burn in their games at twice that development length, so we'll just have to wait and see if they're all bluster.

We're 6 months into my "wait 1.5 years before playing Wuthering Waves so they get through their growing pains" recommendation, I'm looking forward to what their next major update will bring (and the patches in between). Unfortunately, new players will still have to go through the 1.0 content before reaching any of this, which Kuro Games will have to contend with at some point if they want stable long-term growth outside of the die-hards.

On another note, Annapantsu does an amazing job on the 2.0 theme song, Kuro Games should give her a raise (or hire her on outright):

 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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One of these days I need to do a writeup of my descent into f2p slop if only to complain that the best game of them mechanically has the most evil gacha system (Girls Frontline 2).

But then again I spend too much time on this slop as it is.

Seriously of the ones I've played this year (ZZZ, Snowbreak, Nikke and TFD) Girls Frontline 2 has an EVIL gacha system. It also sucks ass presentation wise. It's as Chinese as Snowbreak and ZZZ but with WAAAAAAY slower and archaic VN segments. China men why (its frustrating because it's the closest to resembling a real game, well sans TFD, also don't get me started on ZZZ if I could go back in time I'd stop myself from installing that).
 

I Wanna Die

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One of these days I need to do a writeup of my descent into f2p slop if only to complain that the best game of them mechanically has the most evil gacha system (Girls Frontline 2).

But then again I spend too much time on this slop as it is.

Seriously of the ones I've played this year (ZZZ, Snowbreak, Nikke and TFD) Girls Frontline 2 has an EVIL gacha system. It also sucks ass presentation wise. It's as Chinese as Snowbreak and ZZZ but with WAAAAAAY slower and archaic VN segments. China men why (its frustrating because it's the closest to resembling a real game, well sans TFD, also don't get me started on ZZZ if I could go back in time I'd stop myself from installing that).
I don't mind the VN style, I just can't stand that it takes 30 seconds for each line to progress on auto.
 

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One of these days I need to do a writeup of my descent into f2p slop if only to complain that the best game of them mechanically has the most evil gacha system (Girls Frontline 2).

But then again I spend too much time on this slop as it is.

Seriously of the ones I've played this year (ZZZ, Snowbreak, Nikke and TFD) Girls Frontline 2 has an EVIL gacha system. It also sucks ass presentation wise. It's as Chinese as Snowbreak and ZZZ but with WAAAAAAY slower and archaic VN segments. China men why (its frustrating because it's the closest to resembling a real game, well sans TFD, also don't get me started on ZZZ if I could go back in time I'd stop myself from installing that).
Really? GF2 seemed outright fair. or is that why (creating addiction?)
I don't mind the VN style, I just can't stand that it takes 30 seconds for each line to progress on auto.
Same. I basically stopped playing the story mode since there seems to be nothing after it anyway. (more to come eventually im sure)
I wasn't able to get into the Endfield test, so I'm coping by returning to Wuthering Waves - I'll have another write-up once I finish up the 2.0 patch, but overall, it gives me confidence in the game's future. The developers also say they want to continue having this sort of major update every six months, which...if they can pull off, great! But even HoYoVerse is feeling the burn in their games at twice that development length, so we'll just have to wait and see if they're all bluster.

We're 6 months into my "wait 1.5 years before playing Wuthering Waves so they get through their growing pains" recommendation, I'm looking forward to what their next major update will bring (and the patches in between). Unfortunately, new players will still have to go through the 1.0 content before reaching any of this, which Kuro Games will have to contend with at some point if they want stable long-term growth outside of the die-hards.

On another note, Annapantsu does an amazing job on the 2.0 theme song, Kuro Games should give her a raise (or hire her on outright):


setting a goal is different from reaching it. Though if they keep things small they could feasibly have one out every 3 months. just keep most new content low effort like league does most of the time people have been happy with it.

Spirit Blossom was a glorified text based visual novel but its still one of the most beloved league events to my memory because you could date thresh and discover the concept of death struggles with object permanence.

I kind of want to do a write up on Genshit since I'm still forced to play it game was better then expected.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Really? GF2 seemed outright fair. or is that why (creating addiction?)

I have to strongly disagree on it being fair. If I am going to compare it to something like Nikke or Snowbreak (it's closer to Snowbreak), here are my issues.

So like Nikke with the banners it's not a guarantee that you will get it in X pulls. However Nikke has a general pull percentage that xan you get a SSR at any time with a higher percentage going towards the banner. With Girls Frontline 2 you have essentially a card pull that resets immediately after you pull a SSR. So with a limited character you are competing not just with the general always available SSRs but also Weapons. Yes 80 pulls will guarantee me something, but in my experience on 5 (or 6?) rounds of 80 pulls i have netted one Suomi out of the three banners. On the generic one that was suppose to be for the characters on 3 passes I got 2 guns and a character that I pulled when going for Suomi.

Now comparing it to Snowbreak which also mixes guns in the banners it has two tiers. One is 80 pulls with a 50/50 chance of getting the banner character while the other is 100 pull pool with a 100% chance. And from my experience it is truly random. On 93 I got Katya on her banner while on my 33rd pull I got Bubu. So it is up to chance but you are guaranteed the character. You simply do not know with Girls Frontline 2, which I guess is to promote buying tickets but why would I buy tickets if I have no clue what I am possibly going to get?
 
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