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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Chris Avellone and Asmongold are how I found out that this game exists. Microsoft has... Killer promotion. Mmhmm
I found out about the game like a year or two ago because New Vegas retards kept hyping this shit up as the new Skyrim killer because it's made by their beloved Obsidian (which is a hollowed out husk of a studio at this point)
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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I found out about the game like a year or two ago because New Vegas retards kept hyping this shit up as the new Skyrim killer because it's made by their beloved Obsidian (which is a hollowed out husk of a studio at this point)
Didn't they say the same about Outer Worlds? This is the whole "the next Halo will be a return to form I just know it!" all over again

The dream is dead New Vegas Bros, move on. You will get Skyrim 2 in 10 years and will have to learn to love it
 

RestlessRain

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I found out about the game like a year or two ago because New Vegas retards kept hyping this shit up as the new Skyrim killer because it's made by their beloved Obsidian (which is a hollowed out husk of a studio at this point)
I can't believe Skyrim isn't on the 2024 GOTY shortlist (it had paid mods released).
 

CalciumAnimal

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I found out about the game like a year or two ago because New Vegas retards kept hyping this shit up as the new Skyrim killer because it's made by their beloved Obsidian (which is a hollowed out husk of a studio at this point)
eh Avalone is a semi known retard but Obsidian still makes decent stuff. Grounded might not be a bastion of gaming but it was a fun time when my friends and i sat down with Honey I Shrunk the Dumbasses.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Didn't they say the same about Outer Worlds?
Yeah, they did. The funny thing is that Tim Cain was working at Obsidian at the time and has commented on how dogshit the studio had become by then
1:52 if the timestamp doesn't work
 

Helkar

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eh Avalone is a semi known retard but Obsidian still makes decent stuff.
...Does it? "Mediocre" is a charitable rating for Outer Worlds, so my expectations for Avowed were already pretty low even before realising that the game's gonna compete with DA:Veilguard on how progressive it is.
 

UberSoldat

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Skyrim clone sets itself up for failure before even launching. Todd does it yet again, how does he do it?
 

RestlessRain

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Skyrim clone sets itself up for failure before even launching. Todd does it yet again, how does he do it?
The actual Game Of The Year list, if the people making the lists weren't biased:

2011: Skyrim
2012: Skyrim: Dragonborn Expansion Pack
2013: Skyrim Legendary Edition
2014: Skyrim Legendary Edition (everything else that came out wasn't as good as Skyrim, so it wins again)
2015: The Forgotten City (Skyrim mod)
2016: Skyrim Special Edition
2017: Skyrim VR
2018: Skyrim Very Special Edition
2019: Umbra (Skyrim Creation Club weapon)
2020: Skyrim Special Edition (do better next year, games of 2019)
2021: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (PC, PS5, Xbox X/S)
2022: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (Nintendo Switch)
2023: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
2024: Skyrim Anniversary Edition (PC, PS5, Xbox X/S)
 

Smelliest007

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eh Avalone is a semi known retard but Obsidian still makes decent stuff. Grounded might not be a bastion of gaming but it was a fun time when my friends and i sat down with Honey I Shrunk the Dumbasses.
Stick of Truth was the last great thing out of Obsidian after New Vegas. Grounded is an ok coop experience. Pentiment is ok for an adventure game and it was pretty much a solo pet project by Josh Sawyer. PoE is boooooooooooring. Tyranny is so unbaked its unfunny. Outer Worlds is slop and proved Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky have lost the plot when it comes to developing games; it was also the beginning of Obsidian's new DIVERSE team. This is pretty much the same team on Avowed minus Boyarsky and Cain. The only talent left at Obsidian is Sawyer, and he is more or less gay middle management now. Alpha Protocol 2 under modern Obsidian would be a travesty that would make me consider blowing my brains across the wall.
 

I Wanna Die

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Didn't they say the same about Outer Worlds? This is the whole "the next Halo will be a return to form I just know it!" all over again

The dream is dead New Vegas Bros, move on. You will get Skyrim 2 in 10 years and will have to learn to love it
Tbf Outer Worlds is better than Starfield.
 

Smelliest007

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Tbf Outer Worlds is better than Starfield.
I would honestly rather play Starfield than Outer Worlds. One is slop made to be slop, one is slop pretending to be something more.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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TKN_Lurker

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I may still think Sean Murray is a bit of a fag but it's undeniable that No man's sky is the greatest underdog to success story for a game and he deserves it. If only more, *cough*, 'AAA' companies actually promised to fix their buggy unfinished games.
 

Smelliest007

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I may still think Sean Murray is a bit of a fag but it's undeniable that No man's sky is the greatest underdog to success story for a game and he deserves it. If only more, *cough*, 'AAA' companies actually promised to fix their buggy unfinished games.
Even if game awards are stupid performative bullshit, I am getting tired of seeing NMS being nominated for best ongoing.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Outer Worlds is slop and proved Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky have lost the plot when it comes to developing games
Outer Worlds is where Tim Cain realized the industry is beyond salvation after working literal retards that demanded to take 4 weeks to make a simple aggro table that he could write in ~40 mins but management wouldn't let him. He dipped out of the industry after that because he got to see first hand how many retards there are and how management buck breaks the actually worthwhile individuals with pointless bureaucracy that never ends.
 

Abomination

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If only more 'AAA' companies didn't over-promise, lie, and release buggy, unfinished games that take years to actually properly finish in the first place.

I mean, good on them for continuing to work on it and bring it to wherever it's at now, but as someone who never jumped on the NMS hype train, I'm less willing to forgive how much they lied leading up to the disastrous release of the game. I certainly wouldn't trust them on whatever their next new release will be.
 

Zizara

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Stick of Truth was the last great thing out of Obsidian after New Vegas. Grounded is an ok coop experience. Pentiment is ok for an adventure game and it was pretty much a solo pet project by Josh Sawyer. PoE is boooooooooooring. Tyranny is so unbaked its unfunny. Outer Worlds is slop and proved Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky have lost the plot when it comes to developing games; it was also the beginning of Obsidian's new DIVERSE team. This is pretty much the same team on Avowed minus Boyarsky and Cain. The only talent left at Obsidian is Sawyer, and he is more or less gay middle management now. Alpha Protocol 2 under modern Obsidian would be a travesty that would make me consider blowing my brains across the wall.
I liked Pillars of Eternity, but I'm pretty sure you have to be so deep into the crpg niche that it counts as being on the spectrum to enjoy it, and they fumbled 2 hard. Tyranny was a fucking bait-and-switch though.
I would honestly rather play Starfield than Outer Worlds. One is slop made to be slop, one is slop pretending to be something more.
The most notable thing about Outer Worlds was the gaslighting surrounding it. I can hardly think of any other example where so many lied to themselves and everyone else that this desperately 5/10 game was actually a 10 just because the seethe surrounding Bethesda was at its peak and they wanted something to dunk on them with.
 

RestlessRain

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Outer Worlds is where Tim Cain realized the industry is beyond salvation after working literal retards that demanded to take 4 weeks to make a simple aggro table that he could write in ~40 mins but management wouldn't let him. He dipped out of the industry after that because he got to see first hand how many retards there are and how management buck breaks the actually worthwhile individuals with pointless bureaucracy that never ends.
There's still good games coming out, but in the indies and small dev space. AAA has become infested with DEI initiatives, where people get hired based on ethnicity and skin colour, rather than competency, and if that isn't the problem, investors wanting safe, commercially-friendly games is the other issue.
 

Smelliest007

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There's still good games coming out, but in the indies and small dev space. AAA has become infested with DEI initiatives, where people get hired based on ethnicity and skin colour, rather than competency, and if that isn't the problem, investors wanting safe, commercially-friendly games is the other issue.
Yeah but it’s not like Obsidian was ever AAAnal. They have always been AA but nearly all the talent have been brain drained by DEI. I find it funny the supposed insider is claiming that Obsidian culture changed in 2018, I think the writing was on the wall well before that right after Stick of Truth.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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There's still good games coming out, but in the indies and small dev space. AAA has become infested with DEI initiatives, where people get hired based on ethnicity and skin colour, rather than competency, and if that isn't the problem, investors wanting safe, commercially-friendly games is the other issue.
It's not even just the DEI stuff or investors rushing them. It's the endless bureaucracy where games are being made by committee. It's no longer "the talented devs can carry the retards" because if the talented devs want to do something, it has to go and be approved by the retards before it can be implemented. Talented devs end up leaving out of frustration or just keep their heads down to keep collecting a paycheck.
 
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