Today I learned that:
1)
Battlebit Remastered is a game designed by a bunch of schizophrenic faggots who think Operation Locker 24/7 on Battlefield 4 was the pinnacle of videogames, and nobody should play it.
I refuse to believe this game had like 35 fucking open playtests and people actually liked and supported this garbage. This is a half-assed Roblox subgame, that they've worked on for four years or some shit, that cannot be fixed without fundamentally reworking the entire thing, that they're charging $15 for, and will only up the price once they get further along in Early Access.
2)
You should never let your guard down, because that guy is always coming to ruin your fun.
1)
Battlebit Remastered is a game designed by a bunch of schizophrenic faggots who think Operation Locker 24/7 on Battlefield 4 was the pinnacle of videogames, and nobody should play it.
It is the worst possible combination of Battlefield gameplay elements, and tacticool airsoft larper retardation. The time to kill is basically one frame because the netcode is ass, and everyone moves at Kenyan murder machine speeds? Well, if the medic wants to revive someone, they need to stop, pull out the medkit, and hold down a button on them for three seconds. You want to reload your gun? Well, that's another three seconds. So Jimmy Cracktoddler is playing fucking Starsiege Tribes on the other side of the map flying towards me to jump around the corner and delete me before I can get halfway through the reload. And the game has the Roblox aesthetic so you can't tell which team people are on based on outfit silhouettes, and the friend/foe UI is these TINY fucking blue dots over teammates that you can see through terrain, but completely blend into the sky. The maps are also terrible and I'm sure they were made to look good instead of play well. There's a bunch of other retarded shit like guns having random spread, the flagship mode of the game being 127v127 on maps smaller than a Battlefield 2 map, the maps having more shrubbery and tall grass than Vietnam so you can't see anyone who decides to camp, the progression taking like 500 hours to get all the guns, sometimes with 50 levels of no unlocks whatsoever, some of the worst UI design I've seen in my life, the game RECORDING ALL OF YOUR VOICE CHAT SO THEY CAN BAN YOU LATER (hope to Christ they don't have a data breach), the anti-cheat not working, etc..
I refuse to believe this game had like 35 fucking open playtests and people actually liked and supported this garbage. This is a half-assed Roblox subgame, that they've worked on for four years or some shit, that cannot be fixed without fundamentally reworking the entire thing, that they're charging $15 for, and will only up the price once they get further along in Early Access.
2)
You should never let your guard down, because that guy is always coming to ruin your fun.
Friend of a friend ruined an entire Project Zomboid playthrough by being a tryhard autist and spending six hours watching and reading every guide he could find for the game before he bought it. Joined our 99% blind, default settings playthrough late after doing all that, demanded we changed settings to "what the youtuber said they should be", guy running the server relented just to get him to shut the fuck up. At which point autismo digitally trooned out and speedran the game, before getting bitten over doing something incredibly retarded that he was warned not to do. And then he sperged out about the game being shit, and how he doesn't want to re-read all of the books and re-train skills, and that we should play with a mod that makes dying not matter so much. In a game where surviving is the only point. At which point the playthrough was shelved, because what's the point, he already spoiled the whole meta of the game to everyone.
And now we can't get him to leave and he keeps going on these 10 minute monologues about how he only plays the most skill-intensive videogames, and never touches singleplayer games because "you don't play them, you just watch them".
And now we can't get him to leave and he keeps going on these 10 minute monologues about how he only plays the most skill-intensive videogames, and never touches singleplayer games because "you don't play them, you just watch them".
