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I'm finally able to play Monster Hunter: Wilds without crashing, and all it took was a multitude of fixes and settings changes that I have no idea which truly fixed the game, but now I won't touch it again so I can keep playing! Now that more of the game is opening up, I'm really enjoying myself, and the story as well! Capcom needs to put fixing the game as their top priority, because I'm willing to bet the criticisms against the game wouldn't have been as harsh if it actually ran well across the board.

Anyway, in a few hours, Eimi Isami will claim total victory, with the release of Ever 17 and Never 7. Perhaps Uchikoshi was emboldened by the release of F/SN recently?



 

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'member when Lucy was a FF14 streamer? Well she did a big rant video seething about it's decline.

Crossposting this here too I guess. FF14 and why Dawntrail was painfully and pointlessly bad.
 

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Crossposting this here too I guess. FF14 and why Dawntrail was painfully and pointlessly bad.
I saw people seething about this video on leddit and never even realized it was Lucy Pyre from the thumbnail alone
She got GCBTW-ed, its pretty clear nobody watched it, its pretty spot on and to the point. It is funny how much Square is still coasting on goodwill from SHB and how people dont believe it siphoned the money printed by XIV to make up for their recent bombs like Forespoken and the general fuckiness of XVI and VII remake's releases
 
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Looks like Koei continues to suck at optimizing their Team Ninja games.
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Crossposting this here too I guess. FF14 and why Dawntrail was painfully and pointlessly bad.
Sweet, the wonderful XIV community is in their Destiny 2 arc and everything the game releases in the future will be called shit by default, and the retarded videos will only grow in power.

On one hand, good, fuck the XIV community, on the other hand, Lucy's video is fucking terrible and most of her criticism in the first half could've only been conjured by a retarded person vtuber.

New players getting to sit out a whole story fight because they got hit once in Titan isn't unique or challenging, it's retarded, the game already has a penalty for dying. Most of the content in Dawntrail also handily clears SHB and EW gameplay-wise, discounting Criterion Variants and Bozja. Making an argument that healers aren't required because top 0.1% players clared FRU and TOP without them, or because a Warrior or Paladin can solo some dungeon bosses at one tenth the speed of a normal party doesn't magically become true just because you make some retarded joke about ERP logs. Both pre and post rework Summoner are absolute trashfire classes, I know exactly 0 people who thought old summoner was a well designed class, they all played it because it was schizophrenic and they thought it was funny, same goes for old monk. God himself couldn't convince me that the black mage rework is bad, because depending on fucking mana ticks for gameplay is something only a Japanese game dev could conjure up. Same goes for having a class that RNG just important enough to be annoying, but not important enough to actually matter. "A class about making the best of a bad draw" my ass, you either Shuffled and got the same card again and just lost DPS, later you got 2/3 seals for Divination and Astrodyne and just dealt with it, again, losing DPS through no fault of your own.

Game has real problems like slow as fuck content rollout, stale, flowchart content drops, very stiff rotations and fights, Dawntrail's story being kinda ass, etc., and she apparently touches on that, but I tapped out halfway through.

But hey, FFXIV was always terrible as a content creation game, so you get that redditor bag, Lucy.
 

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Sweet, the wonderful XIV community is in their Destiny 2 arc and everything the game releases in the future will be called shit by default, and the retarded videos will only grow in power.

On one hand, good, fuck the XIV community, on the other hand, Lucy's video is fucking terrible and most of her criticism in the first half could've only been conjured by a retarded person vtuber.

New players getting to sit out a whole story fight because they got hit once in Titan isn't unique or challenging, it's retarded, the game already has a penalty for dying. Most of the content in Dawntrail also handily clears SHB and EW gameplay-wise, discounting Criterion Variants and Bozja. Making an argument that healers aren't required because top 0.1% players clared FRU and TOP without them, or because a Warrior or Paladin can solo some dungeon bosses at one tenth the speed of a normal party doesn't magically become true just because you make some retarded joke about ERP logs. Both pre and post rework Summoner are absolute trashfire classes, I know exactly 0 people who thought old summoner was a well designed class, they all played it because it was schizophrenic and they thought it was funny, same goes for old monk. God himself couldn't convince me that the black mage rework is bad, because depending on fucking mana ticks for gameplay is something only a Japanese game dev could conjure up. Same goes for having a class that RNG just important enough to be annoying, but not important enough to actually matter. "A class about making the best of a bad draw" my ass, you either Shuffled and got the same card again and just lost DPS, later you got 2/3 seals for Divination and Astrodyne and just dealt with it, again, losing DPS through no fault of your own.

Game has real problems like slow as fuck content rollout, stale, flowchart content drops, very stiff rotations and fights, Dawntrail's story being kinda ass, etc., and she apparently touches on that, but I tapped out halfway through.

But hey, FFXIV was always terrible as a content creation game, so you get that redditor bag, Lucy.
meh her arguments are typical of those who have played X game for a long time feel like theres something different and "wrong" but have not actually explored why yourself having formed thoughts and excuses based off what you heard and what "sounds right" completely different from forming opinions based only off of what others say but same result.


If i had to point at ONE THING (if i had a horse in this race i played it to about level 30 Bard and fell off)I would also end up claiming the issue is the game is turning into a standardized mmo but is that really a bad thing? YOU SURE? while the death of the unique sucks it's also not a bad thing why would it be.
 

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I'm just glad that I ended up hating Final Fantasy 14 before I hit the first boss

Also the chudsphere is reporting that pre production of The Last of Us 3 has been canceled. Now two things, one I didn't even know they were working on it since they announced the worst looking fucking shit and two it is coming from the same guys who have said Kathleen Kennedy was leaving Disney for thr past 7 years so until I see it leave the sphere I'm just gonna leave this stew for awhile. Maybe once Sony has to start canceling projects then maybe Microsoft will re evaluate their own efforts (with games that had potential to be fun).

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Looks like MikeZ is getting his game back.
 

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Looks like MikeZ is getting his game back.


Hopefully he does, but never underestimate the legal system. The entire situation was absolute nonsense, but again, I would just be preaching to the choir.

If you're wondering what Future Club is up to - the co-op created from the individuals that went against Mike Z - they're finally making a new game after riding on the coat-tails of Skullgirls for the past however many years!



Are you ready to fight capitalism, in a subversion of the Magical Girl genre, with this Roguelike Deckbuilder-hybrid-Life Sim?

I don't even have to make further commentary on it, I'm just saying what it is from the descriptions I read!
 

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From my understanding all 3 companies are various levels of scum and everyone involved should kill themselves.
 
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Notice how they don’t talk about fixing the terribly generic visuals and audio. There is no sovl to save.

 

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No rewards or unlocks for hitting HR100 or completing all optional quests in Wilds, how nice of Capcom to streamline out all that legacy content.
 

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No rewards or unlocks for hitting HR100 or completing all optional quests in Wilds, how nice of Capcom to streamline out all that legacy content.
It'll get patched in later, it's a Live Service game after all. That's why it launches with a tiny, shitty roster of monsters, and takes a year to add maybe 4 more, y'know? Who needs more than 29 monsters? Who needs more than 29 frames per second?
 

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It'll get patched in later, it's a Live Service game after all. That's why it launches with a tiny, shitty roster of monsters, and takes a year to add maybe 4 more, y'know? Who needs more than 29 monsters? Who needs more than 29 frames per second?
there are 72 in rise.

you might have had a point otherwise. -26 if you don't want to count the smol monsters
 

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It'll get patched in later, it's a Live Service game after all. That's why it launches with a tiny, shitty roster of monsters, and takes a year to add maybe 4 more, y'know? Who needs more than 29 monsters? Who needs more than 29 frames per second?

Title Update 1 seems like it will be bringing over some additional endgame enhancements alongside the advertised monster, including the endgame social hub.

The game wasn't ready to release by any measure! It seems like they are using Title Updates to finish the game like with Rise. Sure, after the expansion and numerous title updates, it could shape up to be the best game in the series, but for now it's severely lacking in comparison to previous titles. It's a good game! Monster Hunter has one of the best gameplay loops in the industry, and their competition keeps killing themselves left and right, despite the performance issues of MHW! It's just not enough content right now!

What I'm getting at is, we're never going to have a game like Generations Ultimate again, please port it to non-Switch consoles/PC, Capcom!
 

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Title Update 1 seems like it will be bringing over some additional endgame enhancements alongside the advertised monster, including the endgame social hub.

The game wasn't ready to release by any measure! It seems like they are using Title Updates to finish the game like with Rise. Sure, after the expansion and numerous title updates, it could shape up to be the best game in the series, but for now it's severely lacking in comparison to previous titles. It's a good game! Monster Hunter has one of the best gameplay loops in the industry, and their competition keeps killing themselves left and right, despite the performance issues of MHW! It's just not enough content right now!

What I'm getting at is, we're never going to have a game like Generations Ultimate again, please port it to non-Switch consoles/PC, Capcom!
unlikely. i suspect generations is so full of jank ass spaghetti code that porting it will never be worth it to them were more likely to get a remake which will follow the live service model because its also profitable.
 
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