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Vidya Games Thread

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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They also gave Ayane generic Unreal Engine 4 tits which cuts down this version by at least double what it would be before

 

CalciumAnimal

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They also gave Ayane generic Unreal Engine 4 tits which cuts down this version by at least double what it would be before

wait so your saying you want more Yamenba in your Ninja Gaiden?

I mean it's not like this isin't a ninja gaiden tradition trying to figure out which version of the game is best.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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wait so your saying you want more Yamenba in your Ninja Gaiden?

I mean it's not like this isin't a ninja gaiden tradition trying to figure out which version of the game is best.
The ones with bigger tits are always the best. Same for DOA. Bigger tits mean better gameplay. Does it make sense? Shit probably, maybe if Devils Third had bigger and better tits it would have played better too. Itagaki what were you doing

Meanwhile I don't want to be that guy but

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The ones with bigger tits are always the best. Same for DOA. Bigger tits mean better gameplay. Does it make sense? Shit probably, maybe if Devils Third had bigger and better tits it would have played better too. Itagaki what were you doing

Meanwhile I don't want to be that guy but

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This game has already been cooked for the past few months when their art director went full mask off anti-white racism and never got fired for it.
 

I Wanna Die

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This game has already been cooked for the past few months when their art director went full mask off anti-white racism and never got fired for it.
That and everything Obsidians done in the past 10 years.
 

MrProcessor

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Rare non-Marvel Rivals post, I finished playing/reading Umineko. Really good but holy shit that's a long VN. Now I can finally join all the suckers waiting for new Ciconia episodes (or Silent Hill f which should also be a wild ride, at least as far as the writing goes)


Yeah, just the original question/answer arcs though. I think I'm gonna read Phase 01 of Ciconia next and then maybe watch the newer Higurashi anime stuff.
This one is also by Ryukishi07


I got it, I've started it but I'm not done with it yet (of course, I also am only about 50% done with Umineko, I have finished Higarushi).

Oh, and I can recommend this for people who like Umineko:
 

RestlessRain

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Just came across this, figured some here would be interested. It's a walkthrough for E3 back from 2000, and it's over two hours long.


Keen to sit down and get nostalgic over early 2000s gaming.
 

RestlessRain

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They also gave Ayane generic Unreal Engine 4 tits which cuts down this version by at least double what it would be before

>Announce Ninja Gaiden 4 and release a remake of Ninja Gaiden 2 to help build hype
>Absolutely butcher the remake of Ninja Gaiden 2 to help kill the hype of Ninja Gaiden 4 before it even releases.

God, I hate modern gaming.
 

Smelliest007

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>Announce Ninja Gaiden 4 and release a remake of Ninja Gaiden 2 to help build hype
>Absolutely butcher the remake of Ninja Gaiden 2 to help kill the hype of Ninja Gaiden 4 before it even releases.

God, I hate modern gaming.
To be fair, that's been Koei's fucking problem for years now; butcher PC ports, butcher remasters.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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>log into Steam
>Always forget that I haven't hid adult games from the store page because I'm a retard
>Top game is sex divers
>It is exactly what it sounds like
 

I Wanna Die

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>log into Steam
>Always forget that I haven't hid adult games from the store page because I'm a retard
>Top game is sex divers
>It is exactly what it sounds like
Wild trailer, fuck > kill bugs > fuck > kill bugs repeat for 1:30 with a voiceover that doesn't fit at all. They couldn't make a half decent Helldivers clone so they just added porn to it.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Wild trailer, fuck > kill bugs > fuck > kill bugs repeat for 1:30 with a voiceover that doesn't fit at all. They couldn't make a half decent Helldivers clone so they just added porn to it.
Isn't that the cheat code to having passable indie games now? Gameplay won't carry it? Add porn or waifus, now everyone will have far lower expectations of your gameplay.
 

Lurker McSpic

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This one is also by Ryukishi07
can someone clue me in on why people are hyped for this nigga to be in charge of the new silent hill? I know he makes vn's but at a glance it just looks like the most generic vn shit but with horror.
Isn't that the cheat code to having passable indie games now? Gameplay won't carry it? Add porn or waifus, now everyone will have far lower expectations of your gameplay.
almost a decade of non stop shite will lower the bar so far down that hentai games are good now. It won't last long though. Remember that normies are the bulk of the market now and they have low tolerance for shitty porn. Koreans and chinese are good at making hot bitches but eventually they will start lowering the quality and you'll end up with mk9 female models.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Koreans and chinese are good at making hot bitches but eventually they will start lowering the quality and you'll end up with mk9 female models.

Hey now, those were fine!

Okay, Sonya could've been a lot better, but still, at least it's not MKX and onward.
 

RestlessRain

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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I just realized Rebirth flopped harder than Veilguard, as that at least hit 89k peak concurrent players.
 

TKN_Lurker

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I just realized Rebirth flopped harder than Veilguard, as that at least hit 89k peak concurrent players.
Never let Nomura cook again unless it's Kingdom Hearts. The man has some interesting ideas but multiple timelines, faux dating sims and it being a pseudo sequel to Advent Children wasn't exactly what anyone asked or wanted. Combined with the fact that OG FF7 was a full complete game while this Remake/Rebirth nonsense is three separate games which kills the plot momentum when the gaps between releases is too long.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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In hindsight there is so many things that Remake does wrong that it's no surprise that Rebirth is a flop.

The biggest one is that Sephiroth is even in it. Expanding Midgar to its own thing. Sure whatever, on the front I would say it did it well. But the early and constant reveals of Sephiroth which lets be real only exists for newbies and normies who would go "WHERE IS SEPHIROTH, DADDY SEPHIROTH" or whatever gay fujo shit they'd spaz out about, completely ruin the pacing of Remake and also when compared to how the OG did it just made the story kind of suck. Then you have the time bitches on top of it

So you have a game that isn't a remake, but a sequel but also follows the OG so much but literally does everything worse from a story and story progression angle. Not unlike the Modern Warfare reboot

So since we have 7 why on Earth would we want to play shittier versions of that story?
 
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