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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CALLED IT BACK IN 2023! I DIDN'T EXPECT THEY WERE GOING TO BE SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS BY MAKING IT SO THAT YASUKE CAN'T EVEN STEALTH AND CAN BARELY PARKOUR! THEY'RE STILL SEETHING BECAUSE TWO-THIRDS OF PLAYERS PICKED ALEXIOS INSTEAD OF KASSANDRA! THEY FUCKING POISON PILLED THEIR OWN GAME!
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The funny part is that normally I'd believe shit like this is purely trolling but this is probably true and a power play being made to get people to play the female protagonist.
>Assassin's Creed Syndicate includes twin PCs, Jacob and Evie, and the game was suppose to be split evenly between the two.
>corporate comes in, tells them to focus more on Jacob, and marketing is shifted to focus on him, he's even front and center on the box art while Evie is in the back.
>Assassin's Creed Origins has you play as Bayek for pretty much the entire game and then has a short section as his wife, Aya.
>the game was originally suppose to have you play as Bayek for a few hours, kill him, and then have you play as Aya for the rest.
>corporate comes in, tells them to not do that, and now Aya went from being the main character to being a side character.
>Assassin's Creed Odyssey was suppose to have you play as the female Kassandra while her twin brother Alexios is the main villain.
>corporate comes in and tells them to give a male choice, now you can choose to play as Alexios, which will make Kassandra the main villain.
>Ubisoft Quebec, the team behind Odyssey and Syndicate, takes every chance they can to say "Kassandra is the canon choice" as an act of rebellion.
>leaks reveal corporate's interventions up to this point.
>Assassin's Creed Valhalla has a male and female option for Eivor. There's a small section where you play as Odin, Eivor's past life.
>The game includes a "Let the animus choose" as a canon option. You play as female Eivor during main game but male during the small Odin section.
>the studio likely didn't intend to have a male option for Eivor but were forced to include it by management, so they grabbed the Odin VA.
>Mirage is 100% forced to play as the male character Basim.
>The soy devs are likely going nuts because not only can they not make a female choice but "returning to roots" implies that their recent games were wrong (see Blizzard dev reaction to Classic WoW).
>Ubisoft Quebec (Odyssey and Syndicate) is being allowed to make Assassin's Creed Red. They 100% know people would be upset by literal negro choice in Feudal Japan, so they likely did that to force "sexist gamers" to play as the female character.

The main reason corporate originally gave in the leaks to the studios was that "people don't play female characters". So this definitely seems like some soydevs trying to get more people to play the female character than the male character, so they can go to corporate and say "See! They mostly picked the female lead, let us make a game where only a female is the lead now". It's actually fitting for some super leftist soydevs to try to "combat the patriarchy" by being racist and thinking "people are more willing to play the female than be a nígger!"
 
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-The patch event is legally distinct Fall Guys (this is the third HoYoVerse game to have this style of event), set after the patch story, so it’s canon. Yes, it seems to be multiplayer as well! I don’t know why HoYoVerse keeps adding this game mode years after Fall Guys fell off!
because its a gamemode they already made so its easy to reimplement and fallguys is still fairly popular despite no one really discussing it anymore. same with forknife amongoose watermelon game and a few other FOTM games.
 

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Ninja Gaiden 4 by Team Ninja + Platinum Games.
Are we so back?


Someone saw Ghostrunner and went "Wait, we have an IP that can do that!". This man hopefully got a promotion.



Ralph hasn't liked the recent AC games much. His Valhalla review is pretty hilarious, actually. His view isn't too surprising. ACG's view of the gameplay is that it's pretty good.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CALLED IT BACK IN 2023! I DIDN'T EXPECT THEY WERE GOING TO BE SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS BY MAKING IT SO THAT YASUKE CAN'T EVEN STEALTH AND CAN BARELY PARKOUR! THEY'RE STILL SEETHING BECAUSE TWO-THIRDS OF PLAYERS PICKED ALEXIOS INSTEAD OF KASSANDRA! THEY FUCKING POISON PILLED THEIR OWN GAME!
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Apparently the stealth game play with the kunoichi is pretty good. Yasuke is a lumbering brute. So, not only did they land on "turbo racist" for compromise reasons, they also only made it so the female character is the preferred one from a gameplay feel view. The studio is obsessive feminists as well.

because its a gamemode they already made so its easy to reimplement and fallguys is still fairly popular despite no one really discussing it anymore. same with forknife amongoose watermelon game and a few other FOTM games.

PUGB and Rust are still massive games. Helldivers 2 recovered pretty well and is still doing numbers. Once a game is out of FOTM, it can still keep going at it to the tune of millions per month. Balatro hit its all team peak on Steam just this month, and it was Game of the Year for a lot of people in 2024. (I can see why; I missed its original cycle.)
 

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Someone saw Ghostrunner and went "Wait, we have an IP that can do that!". This man hopefully got a promotion.
What about this is Ghostrunner? Genuinely asking, never played Ghostrunner.
 

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What about this is Ghostrunner? Genuinely asking, never played Ghostrunner.
a short speed run focused game pretty fun. great aesthetics and level design and 2 was even better.
 

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a short speed run focused game pretty fun. great aesthetics and level design and 2 was even better.
Well I was more asking Receipts what about Ninja Gaiden 4 reminded him of Ghostrunner.
 

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Someone saw Ghostrunner and went "Wait, we have an IP that can do that!". This man hopefully got a promotion.
More like "hey, let's have Platinum Games make another Revengeance but with the Ninja Gaiden IP"
Apparently the stealth game play with the kunoichi is pretty good. Yasuke is a lumbering brute. So, not only did they land on "turbo racist" for compromise reasons, they also only made it so the female character is the preferred one from a gameplay feel view. The studio is obsessive feminists as well.
Nothing about the stealth gameplay has seemed impressive, it's just more of the same a few moves added that don't really change much. The issue is that they completely gated core gameplay features behind her while Yasuke has missing features that prevent you from playing that way. There's some sync points where Yasuke can't reach and he even comments that the player needs to swap to Naoe.
 

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More like "hey, let's have Platinum Games make another Revengeance but with the Ninja Gaiden IP"
Yeah, it looks like new character is just Revengeance 2.0 while Ryu is classic 3D Ninja Gaiden.
 

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Rare non-Marvel Rivals post, I finished playing/reading Umineko. Really good but holy shit that's a long VN. Now I can finally join all the suckers waiting for new Ciconia episodes (or Silent Hill f which should also be a wild ride, at least as far as the writing goes)

im assuming youve read higurashi before umineko?
Yeah, just the original question/answer arcs though. I think I'm gonna read Phase 01 of Ciconia next and then maybe watch the newer Higurashi anime stuff.
 
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I have fond memories of Ninja Gaiden Sigma, maybe I'll try this new one out.
I'll have to hit craigslist for an xbox series x and hope I don't end up shot or kidnapped (or ransomed for spare car parts)
 

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What about this is Ghostrunner? Genuinely asking, never played Ghostrunner.

Well I was more asking Receipts what about Ninja Gaiden 4 reminded him of Ghostrunner.

Yeah, it looks like new character is just Revengeance 2.0 while Ryu is classic 3D Ninja Gaiden.

It's clearly got a lot of Revengeance in there, but a couple of the movement bits looked to be straight out of Ghostrunner. Which is probably why the projects got pushed to the front. The original Demo for the game came out in early 2020 with the launch in late 2020. That's most likely what got the project completely moving again. That's what I was commenting on. I liked the trailer, it's just a few of the movement sections kicked a Ghostrunner movement vibe. Which suggests either an Exec played Ghostrunner and used that to push the project forward or Ghostrunner doing really well made some Exec go "hey, we have an IP in that space, what are they doing at the moment with it?" and then remember they can make money that way.

I look forward to playing it. It looks fun.
 

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Rare non-Marvel Rivals post, I finished playing/reading Umineko. Really good but holy shit that's a long VN. Now I can finally join all the suckers waiting for new Ciconia episodes (or Silent Hill f which should also be a wild ride, at least as far as the writing goes)
im assuming youve read higurashi before umineko?
 

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Street racing fans, Tokyo Racer Xtreme, a new entry in the previously-dormant series has just entered Early Access to extremely positive reception, although there is no multiplayer which is a huge gripe


Given that the racing genre in its current state is very niche, it's nice to see games like this still get made. Will most definitely nab this one on a sale.
 

Smelliest007

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Street racing fans, Tokyo Racer Xtreme, a new entry in the previously-dormant series has just entered Early Access to extremely positive reception, although there is no multiplayer which is a huge gripe


Given that the racing genre in its current state is very niche, it's nice to see games like this still get made. Will most definitely nab this one on a sale.

Something more like Wangan Midnight and not a simulation or a GT/Forza ripoff? Count me in.
 
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