can we watch that sick anime instead? ive paid more for shows that are definitely more shit.
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My honest reaction was;
>Elden Ring? Wasnt this a new game? Fuckin Geoff lied to us.
>Is that the Fire Keeper from Souls 3? Is that the Centipede Demon?NAMELESS KING? THIS IS ELDEN RING, STILL?!
they've nostalgia baited me into playing Elden Ring finally so I can figure out wtf is happening.
Apparently those fortnite codes that were being displayed also match Indo phone numbers.
Good, the game looks GENUINELY awful. It won't blow up as badly as Concord but I hope this is so ass it finally triggers Sony to stop being so obsessed with cinematic over the shoulder 3rd person games.
Lol at giving that much of a shit over the corporate circle jerk that is the Game Awards.
The game hit second place for the most concurrently played game on Steam, and as a single player game. But it didn't win GOTY at some shitty award show, so me angry.
The game hit second place for the most concurrently played game on Steam, and as a single player game. But it didn't win GOTY at some shitty award show, so me angry.
It's in space, but people are still clipping newspaper articles and magazines like we're in fucking 1975 Earth.
- But agility, how else is the designer able to move the point across that there's a subset backstory in a brief 2 seconds of trailer?
I don't know. It's sci-fi right? think of something that isn't printed. Paper. On a spaceship.
I resent that games finally have nailed the cheesy 80s sci-fi space look and sound, but it's entirely at the service of current year goyslop.
I know Steam implemented a way to diminish "review bombing" so I don't think this will have much effect. So far, Black Myth Wukong runs pretty poorly for me, even on my expensive Taiwanese laptop. I'll have to check it out again soon, hoping it's patched up enough I can see what all the hype is about.View attachment 85464
Retarded chinks review-bombing BG3 because their mid Soulslike based on their shit mythology lost GOTY and the Larian CEO just happened to have presented the award.
i mean you can mock it for that but there's a mountain of evidence that the protagonist hordes old shit so news papers are not entirely out of place.
Anime on the Screen collection of CD's which i can't tell by CD art alone but the one playing is the Pet Shop Boys.
it's like if starship velociraptor was made by someone boring.
Sounds like it just detected not commie chink hardware and its red commie software soul decided to not run well
We all know in our hearts Balatro was the superior game.Lol at giving that much of a shit over the corporate circle jerk that is the Game Awards.
The game hit second place for the most concurrently played game on Steam, and as a single player game. But it didn't win GOTY at some shitty award show, so me angry.
The trailer approach could have worked if it was a remake of an established IP. All I took away from it was Discount GI Jane and Obvious Product Placement Is Obvious. Also, the Porsche logo had more personality than the protagonist.
As for the Trailer Show (with some random human segments), I do have to wonder what year is it? We for Onimusha, Okami and Virtua Fighter announcements. Ueda is working on something new and there's all of these random trend seeking games that look extremely bland. Is it 2024 or 2006?
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The state of gaming and the weird fucking butterfly effect shit
Japanese megacorp hires no name Euro dev to produce a shitty "Halo killer" that ends up having the ripple effect of losing their Japanese dev years later.
Video game reviews have always tended to be inflated but especially Sony. In 2005 no way in hell should have Killzone been considered GOTY by the likes of IGN (shit I'd argue the same for the first God of War, it's really good if you want half a game though). The same for the second Killzone, the first Uncharted. And now look where we are at. Guerilla are somehow considered good devs. Because of reviews and awards. Get outta here.
Japanese megacorp hires no name Euro dev to produce a shitty "Halo killer" that ends up having the ripple effect of losing their Japanese dev years later.
Video game reviews have always tended to be inflated but especially Sony. In 2005 no way in hell should have Killzone been considered GOTY by the likes of IGN (shit I'd argue the same for the first God of War, it's really good if you want half a game though). The same for the second Killzone, the first Uncharted. And now look where we are at. Guerilla are somehow considered good devs. Because of reviews and awards. Get outta here.
I'm inclined to believe it's really 2006 again because the only remake/remaster that I can think of was TL(mao)OU2. Plus, all of the long dead franchises are getting new games instead of remakes to pre-heat the audience and see whether it's worth actually making new games.
You don't even need to play Elden Ring to understand this game, it's in a "parallel universe" which is to say, "We had an idea for a game and we're not letting lore hold us back." All the theory crafting lore obsessed people who think FromSoft is like full of genius writers are basically seething, at least from some comments I've seen, but those just might be a few people. Also, not a live service and it's not going to have microtransactions, apparently. However, it really does read like a live service style game.
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Signalis nailed the retro space aesthetic and that shit barely has polygons. It's extra hilarious that the "biggest" dev studio just copied cyberpunk but in space. No creativity anymore.
FUCK YOU KILLZONE 2 WAS THE SHIT!!!
I hope whoever turned killzone 3 into a cod clone had all their family sold into slavery. I'll die before I ever get another mp like killzone 2 I loved that shit.
It's even more retarded than you can imagine. Supposedly the game takes place in 1986 but it's an alternate timeline where technology is far more advanced. One of the details is that the main character is trying to make it off planet, something which no one has done in over 600 years...so that means people were spacefaring all the way back in the 1300s.
If this was made by a competent developer, some of these concepts could have been interesting as you'd have spacefaring colonies and ships with some Gothic, Byzantine, and possibly some other styles like the Mamluk or even Heian period Japanese architecture. It could be a very interesting concept to see some sort of cultural time capsules adapted in space as these colonies grew increasingly isolated over the centuries. Instead we're getting "Dykes in Space" as Druckman relives his 80s childhood nostalgia and gets to pretend he's Spielberg by adding all these random 80s products.
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