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reinigen

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ASTROBOT BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DESERVED!
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Also I'm 99% sure that picture on the screen was this Jackass. Can't imagine having to listen to his insufferable ass in a game.

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Jesus

Can we go back in time and prevent Crash Bandicoot from taking off. It wasnt worth it
 

thhrang

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I wish nothing but testicular torsion for all:
People who wanted Tifa in Tekken 8 and got Clive, get fucked you obnoxious fucking retards
People who wanted yet another Kiryu misery porn Yakuza spinoff, get fucked and play a Yakuza game other than 0 or 7
And finally, every Chink who wanted Monkegame to win GOTY despite being a 6/10 at best nothing game, put lao gan ma chirri sauce on your balls
 
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CalciumAnimal

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Saturnus

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If they announce the direct sequel to Half Life 2 Episode 2 featuring Gordon Freeman as the main playable character colloquially presumed to be "Half Life 3" I will delete my entire Dota 2 and Tf2 inventory.

It's not happening.
Nothing ever happens.
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reinigen

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it's an ok platformer filled with member berries dude
Yes, and I played literally every game that was a GOTY contender. They were all good, but Astro was my choice. Deal with it nerd.
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I Wanna Die

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It's okay buddy, even despite "Half Life 3 will be announced at TGA this year" having been a thing pretty much since it's inception I was hopeful this year too.
 

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Saturnus

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Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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There is a non zero chance for a PN 03....2

...coming out before Half Life 3 or Left 4 Dead 3. Valve bros what happened!??!
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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I'm just here to watch a shitshow and man, they didn't disappoint with how fucking awful it all was. I'm genuinely surprised people thought Wukong had a chance at winning GOTY. The vote is 90% from a jury of gaming journalists that were all slandering the fuck out of the game devs. The same gaming journalists that will trip over themselves to schlop Sony's cock all day. To top it all off, they added more insanity by including shit like NPR and LA Times in the jury as if they have any relevancy in the gaming industry.

Geoff was tweeting about the PS5 Pro and shilling the fuck out of that thing when it got announced despite everyone laughing at it. Did everyone forget about the 2020 awards when they gave every award to TLOU2? Your first sign that the Sony dickriding wasn't going to end was when Geoff hyped up the biggest reveal being Naughty Dog.
 

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It's okay buddy, even despite "Half Life 3 will be announced at TGA this year" having been a thing pretty much since it's inception I was hopeful this year too.
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I just wanted to say, even though Pekora isn't someone I watch, she should get some meritorious medal of service (in representation of) a large body of minecraft vtubers, whose antics somewhat brought some relevance to that aging game.
 

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Only a kike can burn 2 extremely profitable IPs into the ground, waste millions in dead end projects and drive off all talented people of a flagship studio AND still be allowed to shit out an original IP. Is there even people at the helm of sony? or the dude just left chatgpt at the helm and he's chilling in cozumel or some shit :Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Only a kike can burn 2 extremely profitable IPs into the ground, waste millions in dead end projects and drive off all talented people of a flagship studio AND still be allowed to shit out an original IP. Is there even people at the helm of sony? or the dude just left chatgpt at the helm and he's chilling in cozumel or some shit :Vesper-UNHINGED:
The guy in charge of SIE is the guy that was in charge of Guerrilla Games, the ones that pumped out the Horizon games, the most unwanted and forced franchise Sony has ever done. To make it worse, he's the guy that pushed for Concord and it was basically his baby.
 

Lurker McSpic

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The guy in charge of SIE is the guy that was in charge of Guerrilla Games, the ones that pumped out the Horizon games, the most unwanted and forced franchise Sony has ever done. To make it worse, he's the guy that pushed for Concord and it was basically his baby.
to this day I'm baffled how cocksuckers like that dude and cuckman end up that high up when they have negative talent. It's usually people well connected and liked but I could bet my left nut that none of them have either of those traits.
 

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Just got done watching the TGA vod and after seeing the Fromsoft game this is the image that popped into my mind. The prophecy is real...
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My eyes literally fucking bugged out when I saw Nameless King lmao
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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to this day I'm baffled how cocksuckers like that dude and cuckman end up that high up when they have negative talent. It's usually people well connected and liked but I could bet my left nut that none of them have either of those traits.
It's because they know how to finesse retarded Japanese suits to trust them and from what we know from the Sony leak in the early 2010s, their executives are insanely fucking stupid that it's a miracle they are still in business. Those same retarded suits think the retarded Western devs are doing a good job because their games have high reviews (due to their connections and critic scores mean nothing) despite selling like shit. That Horizon guy is supposedly the guy that pushed for Sony to close their Japanese dev teams too, so now their sales don't stand out for being shit.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Doubleposting because this is fucking funny.
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The comments are closed on the Naughty Dog video too. All the comments in the other videos are clowning on the trailer. Oh boy Geoff, this was TOTALLY the biggest and most hype trailer of the night.
 
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