Hey, Mae, if you're reading this, if you let me hit it 5 times a week, I will become your strongest soldier. Bonus points for weekends.
I will make Luca the Messiah, spreading the gospel of the aussiewitz;
I will show the world Enna is Ariana Grande seasoned with some shoyu sauce;
I will restart Rosemi's drive for competition she will be a guest character in the next Soul Calibur;
I will make Vox shine so bright as the Sun who illuminates the Great Wall - but not as bright as Chairman Mao.
We can even go on dates, but we need to have activities, because we both know conversation isn't your forte, and I will accept it. We can bungee jump or dig some trenches together, I know you enjoy living in peril.