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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Abomination

The abominable amalgamation known as "chyaaat!"
Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
People when listening to Lumi and Jelly speaking positively about eugenics: :botanheadshake:

People when listening to Lumi and Jelly speaking positively about eugenics knowing Nolan exists: :mitothink:
 

oscillator

The Big Silly
Joined:  Dec 19, 2023
Sometimes I can't help to think what would happen if he wasn't mindbroken. Do you think he'd post less without the drama spergouts and politisperging? Maybe even find a BETTER hobby like oh I don't know, going for strolls, playing vidya and reading manga?
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Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster & Watcher
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Joined:  Sep 10, 2022
Sometimes I can't help to think what would happen if he wasn't mindbroken. Do you think he'd post less without the drama spergouts and politisperging? Maybe even find a BETTER hobby like oh I don't know, going for strolls, playing vidya and reading manga?
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If the Internet didn't exist he'd be pushing carts down at eh Shop 'n' Save.
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Sometimes I can't help to think what would happen if he wasn't mindbroken. Do you think he'd post less without the drama spergouts and politisperging? Maybe even find a BETTER hobby like oh I don't know, going for strolls, playing vidya and reading manga?
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I have said it before and I'll repeat it: I think Nolan would be better in disabled care. For his family, it would give them a break from Nolan, and probably help Nolan's relationship with them. For Nolan, he'd have staff more suited and experienced/trained in dealing with his behaviour, he would be able to watch his vtubers and LMAO on the internet with less interruption, be given a workload more suitable for him, and he'd get referrals to professionals that could help him. Over the long-term, it might even help Nolan develop better routines and behaviour patterns.

That would be the best way to fix the "mindbreak", for lack of a better word.
 

Sky Shouter

Stupid by birth, manhera by the grace of God
Joined:  Sep 15, 2022
I have said it before and I'll repeat it: I think Nolan would be better in disabled care. For his family, it would give them a break from Nolan, and probably help Nolan's relationship with them. For Nolan, he'd have staff more suited and experienced/trained in dealing with his behaviour, he would be able to watch his vtubers and LMAO on the internet with less interruption, be given a workload more suitable for him, and he'd get referrals to professionals that could help him. Over the long-term, it might even help Nolan develop better routines and behaviour patterns.

That would be the best way to fix the "mindbreak", for lack of a better word.
I think Nolan could be fixed by restricting his access to the internet until he unfucks the bowl of scrambled eggs with horseradish and finger-scooped ice cream he calls his brain.
 

Koronesuki

X-Potato
Joined:  Oct 1, 2023
I think Nolan could be fixed by restricting his access to the internet until he unfucks the bowl of scrambled eggs with horseradish and finger-scooped ice cream he calls his brain.
I don't know if just restricting his internet access would be enough to fix him, but at least it would be a start. I don't think he would willingly cooperate with any efforts to limit his access though.
 

Clown Penis

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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
I don't know if just restricting his internet access would be enough to fix him, but at least it would be a start. I don't think he would willingly cooperate with any efforts to limit his access though.
He would have to be Andrew Dobson'd.
 

niggaphil

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Joined:  Oct 23, 2022
Nolan is seething against @Azehara and @The Proctor again, schizo posting for accusing them being doxxer:

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Also defending pedo again. What the actual fuck is psycho sexual disorder? Stop making the salad words, you fucking retarded

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Topo Chico

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Joined:  Apr 1, 2023
frfr unban Nolan. The King needs to post and get in fights on his home turf. He's already had a long timeout, he's now steeped so much deeper in libtardation it can only be fun
 

Clown Penis

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frfr unban Nolan. The King needs to post and get in fights on his home turf. He's already had a long timeout, he's now steeped so much deeper in libtardation it can only be fun
I would prefer Nolan not being able to spam the contents of his hard drive on the forum before we alert the FBI.

In light of recent events, I don't know how much longer Nolan will manage to not get groomed on Discord. It's kinda surprising he somehow hasn't considering he's the low-functioning unemployable bisexual retard those types would absolutely successfully bomb with attention and love.

Him failing to find his way into VRChat or an English-speaking Discord with ponies or lolis is improbable, yet here we are.
 
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Hotdogs Aplenty

King Shiori Poster & Watcher
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I would prefer Nolan not being able to spam the contents of his hard drive on the forum before we alert the FBI.

I don't know how much longer Nolan will manage to not get groomed on Discord. It's kinda surprising he somehow hasn't considering he's the low-functioning unemployable bisexual retard those types would absolutely successfully bomb with attention and love.
Groomers have standards is the take away from this.
 

Clown Penis

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