The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Abomination]

People when listening to Lumi and Jelly speaking positively about eugenics:

People when listening to Lumi and Jelly speaking positively about eugenics knowing Nolan exists:

 

[oscillator]

Sometimes I can't help to think what would happen if he wasn't mindbroken. Do you think he'd post less without the drama spergouts and politisperging? Maybe even find a BETTER hobby like oh I don't know, going for strolls, playing vidya and reading manga?

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

Sometimes I can't help to think what would happen if he wasn't mindbroken. Do you think he'd post less without the drama spergouts and politisperging? Maybe even find a BETTER hobby like oh I don't know, going for strolls, playing vidya and reading manga?

If the Internet didn't exist he'd be pushing carts down at eh Shop 'n' Save.

 

[RestlessRain]

Sometimes I can't help to think what would happen if he wasn't mindbroken. Do you think he'd post less without the drama spergouts and politisperging? Maybe even find a BETTER hobby like oh I don't know, going for strolls, playing vidya and reading manga?

I have said it before and I'll repeat it: I think Nolan would be better in disabled care. For his family, it would give them a break from Nolan, and probably help Nolan's relationship with them. For Nolan, he'd have staff more suited and experienced/trained in dealing with his behaviour, he would be able to watch his vtubers and LMAO on the internet with less interruption, be given a workload more suitable for him, and he'd get referrals to professionals that could help him. Over the long-term, it might even help Nolan develop better routines and behaviour patterns.

That would be the best way to fix the "mindbreak", for lack of a better word.

 

[Sky Shouter]

I have said it before and I'll repeat it: I think Nolan would be better in disabled care. For his family, it would give them a break from Nolan, and probably help Nolan's relationship with them. For Nolan, he'd have staff more suited and experienced/trained in dealing with his behaviour, he would be able to watch his vtubers and LMAO on the internet with less interruption, be given a workload more suitable for him, and he'd get referrals to professionals that could help him. Over the long-term, it might even help Nolan develop better routines and behaviour patterns.

That would be the best way to fix the "mindbreak", for lack of a better word.

I think Nolan could be fixed by restricting his access to the internet until he unfucks the bowl of scrambled eggs with horseradish and finger-scooped ice cream he calls his brain.

 

[Koronesuki]

I think Nolan could be fixed by restricting his access to the internet until he unfucks the bowl of scrambled eggs with horseradish and finger-scooped ice cream he calls his brain.

I don't know if just restricting his internet access would be enough to fix him, but at least it would be a start. I don't think he would willingly cooperate with any efforts to limit his access though.

 

[Clown Penis]

I don't know if just restricting his internet access would be enough to fix him, but at least it would be a start. I don't think he would willingly cooperate with any efforts to limit his access though.

He would have to be Andrew Dobson'd.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan is seething against @Azehara and @The Proctor again, schizo posting for accusing them being doxxer:

Also defending pedo again. What the actual fuck is psycho sexual disorder? Stop making the salad words, you fucking retarded

 

[Topo Chico]

frfr unban Nolan. The King needs to post and get in fights on his home turf. He's already had a long timeout, he's now steeped so much deeper in libtardation it can only be fun

 

[Clown Penis]

frfr unban Nolan. The King needs to post and get in fights on his home turf. He's already had a long timeout, he's now steeped so much deeper in libtardation it can only be fun

I would prefer Nolan not being able to spam the contents of his hard drive on the forum before we alert the FBI.

In light of recent events, I don't know how much longer Nolan will manage to not get groomed on Discord. It's kinda surprising he somehow hasn't considering he's the low-functioning unemployable bisexual retard those types would absolutely successfully bomb with attention and love.

Him failing to find his way into VRChat or an English-speaking Discord with ponies or lolis is improbable, yet here we are.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

I would prefer Nolan not being able to spam the contents of his hard drive on the forum before we alert the FBI.

I don't know how much longer Nolan will manage to not get groomed on Discord. It's kinda surprising he somehow hasn't considering he's the low-functioning unemployable bisexual retard those types would absolutely successfully bomb with attention and love.

Groomers have standards is the take away from this.

 

[Clown Penis]

Groomers have standards is the take away from this.

Rare groomer W, apparently.

 

[niggaphil]

Him failing to find his way into VRChat or an English-speaking Discord with ponies or lolis is improbable, yet here we are.

He has a shit chromebook, thats why he hasn't found his way to VRchat or other degeneracies.

His shit chromebook needs 10 mins to start up ffs, thats why he always tardrage and beat his family members when he was late to the stream.

Meanwhile, Nolan finally went out and touch grass, but he is still shitpost on the twitter:

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

He has a shit chromebook, thats why he hasn't found his way to VRchat or other degeneracies.

His shit chromebook needs 10 mins to start up ffs, thats why he always tardrage and beat his family members when he was late to the stream.

Meanwhile, Nolan finally went out and touch grass, but he is still shitpost on the twitter:

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How many butterflies did he accidentally kill?

 

[Seth]

Getting banned across 6 servers within a day. What a absolute fucking legend!!!!

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Now nolan is planning to invade korea server!! What could possibly go wrong??

The KOREAN servers? WE GOT NEW HUNTING GROUNDS BOYS.

Not again

frfr unban Nolan. The King needs to post and get in fights on his home turf. He's already had a long timeout, he's now steeped so much deeper in libtardation it can only be fun

Meh, watching him go deeper and deeper in his schizophrenia on twitter and discord arguments is much funnier than the countless times people tried to teqch him to not be a total sperg on this forum.

 

[Phantasm]

Meh, watching him go deeper and deeper in his schizophrenia on twitter and discord arguments is much funnier than the countless times people tried to teqch him to not be a total sperg on this forum.

Hear me out what if we unban him but limit him to reacting and posting LMAO

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan trying to connect back with his old flames Scoots, but his effort is so low by copy and paste his shit post

Why is he trying to connecr back with the TVA members? Is Nolan is an actual Nazi that loves to dox people?

 

[oscillator]

Nolan trying to connect back with his old flames Scoots, but his effort is so low by copy and paste his shit post

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Why is he trying to connecr back with the TVA members? Is Nolan is an actual Nazi that loves to dox people?

Considering he once said something along the lines of something being retarded I don't see why not. Or maybe he politisperged for Iran too hard and this went to the route of antisemetism in light of the recent news.