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Birthing Nolan must be a new level of Hell.
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Birthing Nolan must be a new level of Hell.
There's some moments in some of Nolan's pictures and videos that make a very convincing argument for the existence of genestealers.
we sure hes Human and not The Violator in a new human incarnation?
Doctor: Use your strength to push out the Nolan from your womb, Mrs.
Baby Nolan: why should I listen to the doctor? I think it is best for me to stuck in my mom's womb. Why should I come out? My mom and doctor is egomaniac cunts. I would like to get free nutrient from my mom!!
After 48 hours, Nolan's mom finally went through the hell and deliver the fucking Nolan.
Doctor: Use your strength to push out the Nolan from your womb, Mrs.
Baby Nolan: why should I listen to the doctor? I think it is best for me to stuck in my mom's womb. Why should I come out? My mom and doctor is egomaniac cunts. I would like to get free nutrient from my mom!!
After 48 hours, Nolan's mom finally went through the hell and deliver the fucking Nolan.
and then he flew into the sky and created the sun and the stars while ju8ggling his sister with the other arm his voice booming echoing even through the vacuum of space "WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKING INFINITE"
Doctor: Use your strength to push out the Nolan from your womb, Mrs.
Baby Nolan: why should I listen to the doctor? I think it is best for me to stuck in my mom's womb. Why should I come out? My mom and doctor is egomaniac cunts. I would like to get free nutrient from my mom!!
After 48 hours, Nolan's mom finally went through the hell and deliver the fucking Nolan.
Neither of you should take pride in what you've done.
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