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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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He's going to eliminate everyone via food poisoning.
e-coli is content tho
>he's going to find some dog piss and wipe it on their food
Reality TV star is the profession made for Nolan. His aggression is an asset, his retardation entertainment, his spergery content. Literally perfect for him.
We could get Runie Ruse getting sponsored to cover American Big Brother feat. Nolan "Crush" Schlamersdorf.
I knew Jersy Shore served a function retard containment! for when hollywood isin't enough of an exile.
I pulled up the photo for some Jersey Shore guys and even I can't tell the difference between them and Nolan.
thought 4 sure id see some iran tweets from today, nah he's just gooning
His muslim frens are getting clowned on by the IAF and Mossad, so he focuses on less depressing things.
Too bad i am on holiday at the moment, and unable to archive his retarded online activity for two weeks.
But hey I am having fun on travel while nolan is still only able to seething, gooning and LMAO in his Ohio home
Sorry for phone posting due to travel, just wanna show our Great Nolan Crush schizo activity that I think it is quite funny
Schizo posting about becoming anti ERB in Clio server. Once again showing he never watch streams but gooning on number
Nolan doing research on ERB, like lurking on TVA to get his major info
Nolan being mad at Count Dankula and Mister Metokur for being White Nazi, proving that he never watch their contents and streams before:
Nolan once again showing he is retarded.
Also, defending Kurosanji honour by shitting on the schizo parrot:
Also, Nolan retarded take on this topic, by accidentally exposed himself being hypocrite that contradict himself
Nolan, you are the one shitting on the twitter by calling everyone Nazi, so you are the fucking problem
Nolan y
Schizo posting about becoming anti ERB in Clio server. Once again showing he never watch streams but gooning on number
Nolan doing research on ERB, like lurking on TVA to get his major info
Nolan being mad at Count Dankula and Mister Metokur for being White Nazi, proving that he never watch their contents and streams before:
Nolan once again showing he is retarded.
Also, defending Kurosanji honour by shitting on the schizo parrot:
Also, Nolan retarded take on this topic, by accidentally exposed himself being hypocrite that contradict himself
Nolan, you are the one shitting on the twitter by calling everyone Nazi, so you are the fucking problem
Nolan y
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What about ERB? Why in the world would Nolan decide to anti her, no way she is some secret chud or transphobe, right; what did I miss?Schizo posting about becoming anti ERB in Clio server. Once again showing he never watch streams but gooning on number
Nolan doing research on ERB, like lurking on TVA to get his major info
Just British is enough
The British accent gave him PTSD flashbacks of being banned from TVA.
Pretty sure they are perfect match made in heaven, not like his ex chink wife @superduper
His hot take on his boyfriend: It is all Kirsche fault!!!!
But Nolan, your BF also Pippa fan, and you are one of the BIGGEST PIPPA FAN in the world.
So does that mean you are a nazi, and will bring the gun and shoot in the wal mart?
Should we report Nolan to the law enforcement?
Child services, circa ten years ago, might've literally saved lives.Should we report Nolan to the law enforcement?
Would've saved his sister.
Maybe his mother should have swallowed it, it would be a better solution 23 years ago
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