"El come culow! hahaha! Yo come culow! Too ers puta! lol 'luh leche de mee madre... NO! no! nonono, no bien! neygativow bien! how'd you say 'no'? Luh leche de su madrey! Luh leche del culow! prostata!"Lia Rinkou

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

reinigen

Dang it
Ward Security
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Someone needs to convince Nolan to sign up for Fishtank... Unironically.

Edit: seriously. Imagine the TTS bullying to be done simply by letting him know about upcoming VTuber karaoke streams.
 

Clown Penis

Dizzbannführer
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Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Someone needs to convince Nolan to sign up for Fishtank... Unironically.

Edit: seriously. Imagine the TTS bullying to be done simply by letting him know about upcoming VTuber karaoke streams.
He's going to eliminate everyone via food poisoning.
 

PUNISHED BUILDERBEAR

The bear denied his oshi...
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Joined:  Sep 12, 2022

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Joined:  Mar 20, 2023
>he's going to find some dog piss and wipe it on their food
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
Reality TV star is the profession made for Nolan. His aggression is an asset, his retardation entertainment, his spergery content. Literally perfect for him.
 

Aquatic Novellite

Merry Shiorin
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Joined:  Oct 10, 2022
Reality TV star is the profession made for Nolan. His aggression is an asset, his retardation entertainment, his spergery content. Literally perfect for him.
We could get Runie Ruse getting sponsored to cover American Big Brother feat. Nolan "Crush" Schlamersdorf.
 

CalciumAnimal

Drink Milk
Joined:  Feb 24, 2023
Reality TV star is the profession made for Nolan. His aggression is an asset, his retardation entertainment, his spergery content. Literally perfect for him.
I knew Jersy Shore served a function retard containment! for when hollywood isin't enough of an exile.
 

RestlessRain

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Joined:  Sep 21, 2022
I knew Jersy Shore served a function retard containment! for when hollywood isin't enough of an exile.
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I pulled up the photo for some Jersey Shore guys and even I can't tell the difference between them and Nolan.
 
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