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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Clown Penis

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Maybe his mother should have swallowed it, it would be a better solution 23 years ago
Still think hope they adopted this innocent looking orphan baby with a suspiciously large nose.

Birthing Nolan must be a new level of Hell.
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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Still think hope they adopted this innocent looking orphan baby with a suspiciously large nose.

Birthing Nolan must be a new level of Hell.
There's some moments in some of Nolan's pictures and videos that make a very convincing argument for the existence of genestealers.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Still think hope they adopted this innocent looking orphan baby with a suspiciously large nose.

Birthing Nolan must be a new level of Hell.
we sure hes Human and not The Violator in a new human incarnation?
 

niggaphil

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Birthing Nolan must be a new level of Hell.
Doctor: Use your strength to push out the Nolan from your womb, Mrs.

Baby Nolan: why should I listen to the doctor? I think it is best for me to stuck in my mom's womb. Why should I come out? My mom and doctor is egomaniac cunts. I would like to get free nutrient from my mom!!

After 48 hours, Nolan's mom finally went through the hell and deliver the fucking Nolan.

:nolancries::crushface:

:crushsobs::crushface:

:iguessIwasbeingabitautistic::crushface:
 

Negronald Trump

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Doctor: Use your strength to push out the Nolan from your womb, Mrs.

Baby Nolan: why should I listen to the doctor? I think it is best for me to stuck in my mom's womb. Why should I come out? My mom and doctor is egomaniac cunts. I would like to get free nutrient from my mom!!

After 48 hours, Nolan's mom finally went through the hell and deliver the fucking Nolan.

:nolancries::crushface:

:crushsobs::crushface:

:iguessIwasbeingabitautistic::crushface:
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CalciumAnimal

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and then he flew into the sky and created the sun and the stars while ju8ggling his sister with the other arm his voice booming echoing even through the vacuum of space "WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKING INFINITE"
 

Clown Penis

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Doctor: Use your strength to push out the Nolan from your womb, Mrs.

Baby Nolan: why should I listen to the doctor? I think it is best for me to stuck in my mom's womb. Why should I come out? My mom and doctor is egomaniac cunts. I would like to get free nutrient from my mom!!

After 48 hours, Nolan's mom finally went through the hell and deliver the fucking Nolan.

:nolancries::crushface:

:crushsobs::crushface:

:iguessIwasbeingabitautistic::crushface:
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Neither of you should take pride in what you've done.
 

Negronald Trump

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niggaphil

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Getting banned across 6 servers within a day. What a absolute fucking legend!!!! :dokiwheeze:

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Now nolan is planning to invade korea server!! What could possibly go wrong?? :dokiSmug:
 

reinigen

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Hotdogs Aplenty

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Aquatic Novellite

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The KOREAN servers? WE GOT NEW HUNTING GROUNDS BOYS.
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is whatshisname, the Korean Phase clipper we banned for being underage an adult by now so we can unban him?

We need an inside source, pronto.
 

CalciumAnimal

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oh boy. Please invade the Koreans you think we doxed you hard retard be ready to apologize to your ancestors.
 

RestlessRain

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superduper

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Pretty sure they are perfect match made in heaven, not like his ex chink wife @superduper

His hot take on his boyfriend: It is all Kirsche fault!!!!

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But Nolan, your BF also Pippa fan, and you are one of the BIGGEST PIPPA FAN in the world.

So does that mean you are a nazi, and will bring the gun and shoot in the wal mart?

Should we report Nolan to the law enforcement? :anyannoyed:
OH MY FUCKING GOSH SHUT THE FUCK UP NOLAN!
 

RestlessRain

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superduper

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Koronesuki

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You mean there were nights when he didn't sleep on the couch?
Nolan doesn't sleep at night. He stays up all night lmaoing online, passes out in the morning, and sleeps until the afternoon, when he's awoken by the sound of his family members yelling because he hasn't taken the dogs out yet.
 

reinigen

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Nolan doesn't sleep at night. He stays up all night lmaoing online, passes out in the morning, and sleeps until the afternoon, when he's awoken by the sound of his family members yelling because he hasn't taken the dogs out yet.
You forgot the occasional diabetic spells where he sleeps 16+ hours, misses a karaoke, then tard rages out.
 
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