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Someone should send Cephaloconcepts an invitation to TVA. That was pretty funny.
Someone should send Cephaloconcepts an invitation to TVA. That was pretty funny.
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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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Inb4 he homewrecks the janny/jew couple
Reticule and thhrang are in too deep to pull out now.
Ah. Classic Nolan posting: vapid, truly worthless reactslop spam with plenty of YAAAAAS
nig shit.All copy-pasted from the stream with high (enough) CCV that he deemed it worthy of his divine reactslop spam.
Holy, we've entered the real ass Punished Nolan Arc
Become the ultimate Sigma Nolan! Become the ultimate life form you were meant to be!
A Ben and Jerry's Protester!
Get paid protesting along side Ultra Jews against the average Jews!
Simp for Greta Theemrnrnrnnngmggm, simp for HASAN PIKER. Get pepper sprayed. Get laid! By your bros!
Go all in!
Death to the Jewish menace!
All hail the Ayatollah!
Hail that one Chilean actor on everything!
Help out all of your MAP bros in Hollywood!
DO IT NOLAN, SPERGUS MAXIMUS
That better come with full medical he needs his insulin and that ain't cheap! But sounds like the perfect position for our favorite activistBecome the ultimate Sigma Nolan! Become the ultimate life form you were meant to be!
A Ben and Jerry's Protester!
Get paid protesting along side Ultra Jews against the average Jews!
Simp for Greta Theemrnrnrnnngmggm, simp for HASAN PIKER. Get pepper sprayed. Get laid! By your bros!
Go all in!
Death to the Jewish menace!
All hail the Ayatollah!
Hail that one Chilean actor on everything!
Help out all of your MAP bros in Hollywood!
DO IT NOLAN, SPERGUS MAXIMUS
NOLAN if you're reading this please contact these people for employment: https://crowdsondemand.com/
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I dread the day this retard decides to dip into even more indies. The fact I even had to come across his vapid sperging on someone chill like Sunny should be a crime all on it's own.
Fuck me, this will just give him more time to
all over other streams, won't it?
Depends on what his dad does to punish him for losing his job, might take his Internet away again.Fuck me, this will just give him more time to
Unless he amputates Nolan's female beaters, it's not enough.
Let me just say, I won't be surprised if Nolan's father disowns him and kicks him out of the house when he gets fired from his job. No way his father would continue to torture himself and his family because Nolan's too fucking arrogant, self centered, retarded and stupid. It's like Nolan's mom drank the worst personality cocktail while she's pregnant with him as a dare and got this fucking abomination.
Can't wait for the Homeless arc to start.
Can't wait for the Homeless arc to start.
How long until he is banned from the library computers
That was just DNA RNG.
Nolan made the decision to have no redeeming qualities. Even if he is retarded, he could have at least been Forest Gump-like instead of Chris-like.
Nolan's manlet build might make him very popular with a certain demographic. The Wandering Nolan arc might not be as funny, depending on how that goes.
For new Nolanologists, that's Nolan when he isn't alone with a female to respect, physically.
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Once the homeless arc begin, Nolan will turns into final form of LOLCOW to rule them all
I'd rather Nolan not become homeless tbh, but if he got cut off from the internet, I'd be all for it. It's the only way he has a chance imho, he can read books, watch TV and listen to radio like the world did before the internet came along. ...I would be a bit interested in the crash-out a full internet embargo would give, mind you. It would be hard to get it without Crush himself sharing, but maybe he'd end up going to the library on the regular to have somewhere to yas queen LMAOOOO
I NEED the "homeless at the library" arc. I NEED him to seethe about all the libraries he's been banned from.
Maybe the internet cutoff would be a nice quasi-homeless interlude, with Nolan going out at odd hours of the day to search out wifi when the library's closed
My personal Nolan rrat is that his mother is the one that still wants Nolan at home, because the info we're getting is that his dad is over his shit. Can you imagine working eight, ten hours a day and coming home to a son that terrorizes your wife, and when he's not engaging in mixed-gender martial arts without permission, he's sperging about what cartoon women are doing on the internet or fingering your food with his unwashed hands. I'd want him out of the house too.
I think you hit the nail on the head, without the internet the Nolan Crush that has evolved wouldn't currently exist. He'd just be that slightly retarded guy that gathers the shopping carts at the grocery store, watches too much Must See TV, has borrowed every fantasy novel his local library has, and has a large bobble head collection.
Nolan, have you considered not being a sperg at work? Most of us are spergs, racists or spergy racists yet we are currently gainfully employed because we act like normal people and get our tasks done on the clock
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