your always immune to your own touch of death.
Then how come he is still alive?
"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina
The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread
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I'm going to torment the mods again by reporting this so they can briefly imagine Nolan touching himself.
When you are reporting, remember to attach this photo, so that the mods would see this face and remember Nolan touches himself
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How come @superduper is still around? I'm pretty sure him and Nolan had a few nights of romance before the latter got his cock turned into shrapnel.
Bro be lookin' like autismo doctor who/Bill Nye.When you are reporting, remember to attach this photo, so that the mods would see this face and remember Nolan touches himself
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i do love how the alphabet mob has enough made up flags they can make anything gay.
they really did run with the capitalism consumes all bit didn't they.
It's simple really. I always have, and will always be a Nolan alt account, larping as his imaginary wife, to raise his status from pathetically rock bottom to slightly above rock bottom.
Since Gura is graduating and Nolan seethe reads this thread, I will like to say.
I once got read by Gura, and what makes it better is that I'm not a Member and I never spent a single cent on her, yet she read one of MY messages, actually she didn't just read it, she gave a reaction too.
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE NOLAN? YOUR OSHI NOTICED ME AND I WASN'T EVEN TRYING
I once got read by Gura, and what makes it better is that I'm not a Member and I never spent a single cent on her, yet she read one of MY messages, actually she didn't just read it, she gave a reaction too.
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE NOLAN? YOUR OSHI NOTICED ME AND I WASN'T EVEN TRYING
Remember just a few weeks ago he said he'd stop angrily replying non stop at people for hours at a time? I member, he even pinned the voice tweet where he declared he was going to fix himself all better! The King is The King of following through
Far-Left: Capitalism Bad
Also the far-left: Here's my version of the gay flag, you can pay me a licence fee to use it.
Fauna, Gura, Aqua, Shion, and Chloe have all reacted to a message I've sent over the years.Since Gura is graduating and Nolan seethe reads this thread, I will like to say.
I once got read by Gura, and what makes it better is that I'm not a Member and I never spent a single cent on her, yet she read one of MY messages, actually she didn't just read it, she gave a reaction too.
In the case of Gura and Aqua, they reacted to three of my JeetTube accounts.
Does this pain you, malformed goblin?
Reminder that Kiara saw Nolan numberfagging about a drop in viewing numbers on the second day of a Minecraft server. The first day had all Hololive Myth members collabing, including Gura. Kiara told him in the most politest, Hololive way possible to fuck off, live on-stream.Since Gura is graduating and Nolan seethe reads this thread, I will like to say.
I once got read by Gura, and what makes it better is that I'm not a Member and I never spent a single cent on her, yet she read one of MY messages, actually she didn't just read it, she gave a reaction too.
This was probably the most positive interaction he will ever get from a Hololive member.
Maybe when he resorts to LMAOOOOOOing at the JP members out of a lack of options, this nice elven maiden could brighten his day with her laughter as he gets banned before getting the second LMAOOO off.
Our boy has been banned from the TVTropes vtuber thread 
If there was post that broke the camel's back, I haven't found it. I'm gonna guess they simply got annoyed by Nolan being literally every second post. He didn't even need to sperg out to get banned this time.
Let's keep his last post there as a souvenir
Edit: Looks like Nolan fought with someone a few days ago, but what he originally posted is gone
If there was post that broke the camel's back, I haven't found it. I'm gonna guess they simply got annoyed by Nolan being literally every second post. He didn't even need to sperg out to get banned this time.
Let's keep his last post there as a souvenir
Edit: Looks like Nolan fought with someone a few days ago, but what he originally posted is gone
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His ability to be such an annoying gay that even other annoying gays kick him in the shins and give him swirlies is hilarious.
Did he constantly ask for hugs and vent his personal life failings there, too?
Shockingly no. He mostly just spammed stream and twitter links and "LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO SLAAAAYYY QUEEEEEENNNN AAAAHHHHAAAHAAAA" like he did here.
That obnoxiously faggy, gay Gura pony art he insists on using as an avatar never ceases to instill a desire to kick Nolan.
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