"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

CalciumAnimal

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God's Strongest Dragoon

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I don't want to think about if Nolan touches himself or not.
I'm going to torment the mods again by reporting this so they can briefly imagine Nolan touching himself.
 

niggaphil

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I'm going to torment the mods again by reporting this so they can briefly imagine Nolan touching himself.
When you are reporting, remember to attach this photo, so that the mods would see this face and remember Nolan touches himself :gloomiLaugh:

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