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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

niggaphil

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Prostate did a stream on nolan a while back which little sperg took as some kind of declaration of war.
Before that, Prostate did not take part in kicking Nolan out, I just don't understand why Nolan need to sperg out at Prostate and took down his 1-year old stream (I know the short answer is autism and retardness). He should be more mad at reingen or Jambo. I also didnt see him being sperg at Null about his kiwifarm dox
 

Kuri Rinji

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Everyone, Nolan get a JOB!!! Lets see how long he can handle it without going to watch stream, argue on twitter or LMAO in discord!!
Please ask coworkers for hugs, Nolan. That would be very wise and not creepy at all.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

"Shut up, Dazzle. I will clip your balls" -SB
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"princess"
What are you Nolan? Her fucking dad?
I mean, considering he can't do much but repeat what everybody else in a room says, he probably heard his dad call her princess at some point.
 

CalciumAnimal

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Before that, Prostate did not take part in kicking Nolan out, I just don't understand why Nolan need to sperg out at Prostate and took down his 1-year old stream (I know the short answer is autism and retardness). He should be more mad at reingen or Jambo. I also didnt see him being sperg at Null about his kiwifarm dox
you think Nolan has enough awareness to realize who his actual enemies are pretty optimistic of you.

never mind that proctard actually gave him a fairer chance then users we actually like never mind that several users were instrumental in the voteswing (including internet sensation Nolan Crush)

Nah Prostate is the enemy for actually going through with the ban.
 

Faceless Waifu

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Hey, Nolan.

EDIT: For context, He caught my alt.
 
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God's Strongest Dragoon

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Before that, Prostate did not take part in kicking Nolan out, I just don't understand why Nolan need to sperg out at Prostate and took down his 1-year old stream (I know the short answer is autism and retardness). He should be more mad at reingen or Jambo. I also didnt see him being sperg at Null about his kiwifarm dox
It's because Proctor's stream exposed his actions to gossipfags outside of the forum. Now gossipfags that he wanted to sperg around are aware of him and won't hesitate to take action against him if they haven't already. I wrote dissertations on why Nolan should be banned from this forum during the trial and wrote a summary of his entire history from the farms to now with the help of Reinigen but my actions, while shining a light on his faggotry, did not spread it outside of this place. He hates Reinigen because he's the one that did the killshot/ban on Nolan, he collaborated with me on the Nolan OP, and then he called out Nolan by his actual last name, scaring him off from the farms as he was trying to get more comfortable to go back there.
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It doesn't help that Nolan is insanely insecure and Reinigen makes him feel even more insecure because he's a normal dude.
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niggaphil

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Dietary aid at Nursing home again? Sounds like his mother helped him to find the job again.

I am expecting he will beat the patients and his negress colleague soon

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Hey, Nolan.

EDIT: For context, He caught my alt.
Has he mass-report your acc to multiple discord mods so he can have revenges against you yet? :dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
 

TKN_Lurker

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Dietary aid at Nursing home again? Sounds like his mother helped him to find the job again.

I am expecting he will beat the patients and his negress colleague soon

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Has he mass-report your acc to multiple discord mods so he can have revenges against you yet? :dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
Jesus Christ. Those folks in the nursing home are in for a rough time. I'm betting maybe a week before he gets kicked out for having a spergy meltdown over his dad in the middle of work.
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Faceless Waifu

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Has he mass-report your acc to multiple discord mods so he can have revenges against you yet? :dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
No, but he apparently had to explain to a random user that saw the screenshot via DM on why this happened and I expected bias on his end. I decided to reach out to that same user and explained some bit but the end is mostly the same. "he needs to suck it up" and "he's very confrontational".
Don't get me wrong, I was going to make another effortpost where I found Nolan seething over people commenting bad things about Elira some days ago, but when the forum went down and Crush going about this:
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I made no secret that my alt has the similar name "Faceless" but it took until I mentioning about the elira defending and when I pointedly ask about him complaining about "wrong account" that he goes "It's you! It's faceless!". Might be my own fault, but eh.
 

GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Aquatic Novellite

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GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR

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Koronesuki

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Clown Penis

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Nursing Home II: Nolan Beats the Elderly Boogaloo.

:nolanbean:

Cool.
 

Sky Shouter

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Dietary aid at Nursing home again? Sounds like his mother helped him to find the job again.

I am expecting he will beat the patients and his negress colleague soon

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Has he mass-report your acc to multiple discord mods so he can have revenges against you yet? :dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze::dokiwheeze:
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VSoyBoy

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RestlessRain

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Don't get me wrong, I was going to make another effortpost where I found Nolan seething over people commenting bad things about Elira some days ago...
Do you think Elira is thrilled that she actually has a fan in 2025, or is upset that her only fan in 2025 is Nolan?
 

niggaphil

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To be honest, we know his current address, and we should know which nursing home he will be working soon in next friday. We just need to wait for the news of food poison, bacteria outbreak, or patient beating from these nursing home in the next few months.... :whatastory:
 

PemAloeKenzoku

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I already felt bad for people who are stuck in those homes. But with that absolute subhuman working, I feel nothing but pure dread. Best wishes residents. May your needs never dare encroach upon whoever has the highest numbers of the day
 

God's Strongest Dragoon

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To be honest, we know his current address, and we should know which nursing home he will be working soon in next friday.
Considering he most definitely got the job through his mother, we already know where he's working. It's a 9 mile drive (15 minute drive) from his house but he's likely carpooling with his mother. It's truly a miracle this giga-retard lives out in the sticks and his nearest neighbor's house is like 200ft away from his parent's place so he isn't disturbing people with his sperging.
 
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