The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

Regrettably, I have not been paying attention to the Biboo cord. I’ve joined most of the holo chink cord using another account, but I can’t receive notifications immediately when Nolan speaks.

However, I am certain that Nolan will continue his behavior in a complaint channel in another chink cord until he gets banned from all the groups.
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To be honest, how many more chink cord that has venting channel? The current hololive servers that i am in (15 channels that nolan is still in), only 2 has venting channels.

I suspect he goes to kurosanji chink cord, and venting over there.

 

[Laidho]

Also, WHO THE FUCK taking dog out for walk at 3 am midnight ??? Is this even normal in USA ????

Sometimes for my husky, since he's getting older and drinks a lot of water. Have to, otherwise he makes a pond in the house.

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Out of curiosity, I dm some Biboo chink cord member and see what is the incidence of Nolan and Miki....

And it is GOD DAMN FUNNY.....

Nolan only triggered by 5 FUCKING WORDS!!!!!

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And the Based Biboo jannies decided to explode Nolan's Penis immediately after the temp ban without giving him a chance to LMAO in the Biboo chinkcord anymore!!

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So I guessed Nolan's father voted for Trump the MAGA, and it triggers Nolan so badly and he decided to sperg out and call other people being pedophile (while he himself is a pedo and diaper lover defense force)

Oh Nolan, why are you keep delivering delicious LOLCOW milk to us!!!

Also, WHO THE FUCK taking dog out for walk at 3 am midnight ??? Is this even normal in USA ????

Not gonna lie, I was GOING to post about his bluesky shit but frankly I could tell I was a bit too MATI about it. So I instead said nope and ignored it. Good thing because this is actually hilarious and a much better mood maker. I like how he gets offended somehow that he was expected to either be asleep or going to sleep at 3 in the fuckin morning. I remember the claims that blocking the Internet doesn't work or do anything but it sure as fuck makes him seethe.

Congrats on finally banning him muh Chinese pebbas. You would think I would be tired of it by now but no, that Nolan vs Janny match up is still pure comedy to me. Remember that "Serial harasser" thing Nolan? Anyway keep it up. Temp ban into DMs with the command grab otg perma that ends with a public announcement stays magical.
Man I fuckin can't with this guy.

 

[NeneHATE]

Of course he goes straight to picking a fight with the server admins after a temp ban to turn it into a perma ban.

Go big or go home

 

[di26iaa]

To be honest, how many more chink cord that has venting channel? The current hololive servers that i am in (15 channels that nolan is still in), only 2 has venting channels.

I’m not sure. After all, aside from following The King, I rarely check out this kind of channel.

Now we know why some servers choose not to set up such channels.

 

[niggaphil]

"Guys, Guys! I am the biggest Sakamata Chloe fan!! Let me stay in your Chloe fan server and spam LMAO for until her graduation, okay? If not, you all are pedophiles!!" -Nolan 'Noomba retard' Crush



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After saying he is the biggest fan, he replied to DN femboi with this statement:


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Calling her as degen without watchin her actual content, he is sure a biggest fan ever!

He is still in the Chloe chink server, so I will have a look at him sperging there. Is he banned in the Chloe English server? Mayber it is worth to check it out for LOLCOW milk contents!

 

[CalciumAnimal]

"Guys, Guys! I am the biggest Sakamata Chloe fan!! Let me stay in your Chloe fan server and spam LMAO for until her graduation, okay? If not, you all are pedophiles!!" -Nolan 'Noomba retard' Crush



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After saying he is the biggest fan, he replied to DN femboi with this statement:


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Calling her as degen without watchin her actual content, he is sure a biggest fan ever!

He is still in the Chloe chink server, so I will have a look at him sperging there. Is he banned in the Chloe English server? Mayber it is worth to check it out for LOLCOW milk contents!

ill repeat it again. he doesn't actually watch because hes still parroting the stinky orca meme from like 2 years ago.

as if time does not move or people are as static as he is.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

"Guys, Guys! I am the biggest Sakamata Chloe fan!! Let me stay in your Chloe fan server and spam LMAO for until her graduation, okay? If not, you all are pedophiles!!" -Nolan 'Noomba retard' Crush



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After saying he is the biggest fan, he replied to DN femboi with this statement:


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Calling her as degen without watchin her actual content, he is sure a biggest fan ever!

He is still in the Chloe chink server, so I will have a look at him sperging there. Is he banned in the Chloe English server? Mayber it is worth to check it out for LOLCOW milk contents!

Translation: "I never watched this vtuber but a lot of people are sad that she's going to graduate and her CCV will go up leading up to her graduation, so I'm going to pretend like I care about her so I can LMAO in her high CCV chat and feel like I belong somewhere."

 

[Zizara]

"Guys, Guys! I am the biggest Sakamata Chloe fan!! Let me stay in your Chloe fan server and spam LMAO for until her graduation, okay? If not, you all are pedophiles!!" -Nolan 'Noomba retard' Crush



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After saying he is the biggest fan, he replied to DN femboi with this statement:


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Calling her as degen without watchin her actual content, he is sure a biggest fan ever!

He is still in the Chloe chink server, so I will have a look at him sperging there. Is he banned in the Chloe English server? Mayber it is worth to check it out for LOLCOW milk contents!

He pulled the same stunt when Aqua graduated. Then he forgot/never bothered to watch her last month of streams, and had a meltdown afterwards because he "missed" them live. (?)

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

There are Simpsons characters more nuanced, complex and human than Nolan. Chief Wiggum, for example.

ill repeat it again. he doesn't actually watch because hes still parroting the stinky orca meme from like 2 years ago.

So does the announcement on top of the page, to be fair.

 

[Clown Penis]

There are Simpsons characters more nuanced, complex and human than Nolan. Chief Wiggum, for example.

So does the announcement on top of the page, to be fair.

Ralph Wiggum has infinitely more depth. Ned Flanders.

..Milhouse.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

So does the announcement on top of the page, to be fair.

Proctor never claimed to watch her it makes sense he would use a fairly old joke.

The point of my comment was to point out Nolan does not watch most of these people he just wants a place to LMAOOOOOOO and shill the ones he actually watches.

 

[Dispirited Helmet]

Ralph Wiggum has infinitely more depth. Ned Flanders.

..Milhouse.

Milhouse actually beat someone in something?

 

[Clown Penis]

Milhouse actually beat someone in something?

Milhouse is a forced meme even nigh-20 years later.

But yeah, Milhouse.

Kill yourself Nolan, you didn't give a shit about Chloe until it meant a CCV you can spam your inane, vapid reactslop at.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan's retarded take on Donald Trump:

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Dude, Trump could literally do that back in 2016 if he wanted to, what the fuck are you even yapping about?

Also, Nolan thinks doxxing the Vtuber roomate in public is good!!!!!

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Yeah Nolan, we would like to show your picture in public because it is sounds and acts like you!!!

Since Nolan has been nuked in most of the Hololive Chink Discord server, I decided to sneak into Chink Kurosanji discord and check he is still there or not. To my surprise, he was banned in most of the Chink Kurosanji discord during Dokibird incident!!!

This is one of the Kurosanji general server with the video evidence:

DeepL translation:
Member: @Crush
Location: Selen Dissolution Thread
Time: February 06, 2024
Reason: Violated 1.2 and 1.3 of the basic rules for members, repeatedly violated many NG issues and caused trouble for group members, and continued to violate the rules despite repeated warnings.
Result: Message deleted, kicked out of the group.



In Chink Luca server:

DeepL translation:
20-JAN Suspension List : Crush
Reason for Suspension.
1/ repeatedly violated the moderation rules by using emoticons and meaningless comments, and has been warned privately.
2/ Impolite and disrespectful to other people.

Besides that, I also only realised his penis exploded in another Nerissa chinkcord 2 weeks ago:

DeepL:
He's been spreading personal negativity on other channels many times, and has continued to do so after being reminded by the administrators.
He also has many previous convictions in other groups.
Finally, after discussion with the management, he was kicked out of the server.

 

[Pencilfreak]

I wake up this morning to check some notifications on my phone and this reminded me to visit Aster's channel and see their reactions in his comment section, and then Nolan shows up. Nolan? What the fuck? Nolan, are you ok?

 

[The Holiest Hole]

I like how he's using "myopic" as if he knows what that word even means.
It doesn't make sense given the context. Hilariously enough we could describe Aster's actions as myopic considering he didn't stamp out the "grab 'em by the pussy" allegations when he had the chance.

 

[niggaphil]

I wake up this morning to check some notifications on my phone and this reminded me to visit Aster's channel and see their reactions in his comment section, and then Nolan shows up. Nolan? What the fuck? Nolan, are you ok?

I am surprised that he didnt openly defend Aster on twitter yet, but regress to youtube comment

Oh how the Great Nolan "I am always right, all of you are egomaniacs!" Crush has fallen in the internet.

Nolan, do you want to come back to this forum or homeland to defend Aster's honour?

 

[Hff201]

Nolan wants that Japan invite so bad.

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan finally sperging on twitter to defend Aster:

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@Scoots , Nolan still love your Bussy, please return to him ASAP!!!!