The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Aquatic Novellite]

Those are absolutely porn tags. That's how it looks when you search for something specific by tags in boorus. "ahe_g" is absolutely "ahe_gao" or the infamous ahegao face tag. Too busy cooming to vote...

Where's the "No shit" react?

 

[Latte'Ninba]

Nolan "i spend my days arguing about politics" Crush has decided to not vote. Somehow im not even shocked at this.


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Go outside and voooooooote as a stance for ThingIBelieveIn? And miss a STREEEEAAAAMMM?

Like there's people who at least go write in Big Bird or some dumb shit. It's basically the bare minimum you could do as a "Fuck you" to the system as far as pretending to care any amount. Add a "Fuck you for not counting this vote" on the write ins or whatever. Grow a pair and do the absolute least you could for all the bitching you wanna do. Hell even with that pissed away vote you would at least be feeding the illusion that some sort of third party COULD ever actually matter at some point with that +1 to the dumpster but nope. That requires having some level of spine and worse, getting off twitter!

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

You know, this might be a silly thought but I wonder... Are his parents more right leaning? He's never complained about their political views has he? He probably can't get to his polling place on his own and would hate going with his parents if they didn't agree with him politically. I wonder

 

[niggaphil]

I mean, yeah. Is that not obvious to people here?
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No shit, Sherlock. That was my first thought when I saw the name, but I decided to give Nolan a benefit of doubt and throw the keywords on the google.

Assuming it is really 1 girl 3 boys ahegao, it is a fucked up situation. Why he bookmarked this tab specifically? Don't forget his family has 3 boys 1 girl...... Did Nolan has some fucked up fantasy thoughts with his family members?????

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

You know, this might be a silly thought but I wonder... Are his parents more right leaning? He's never complained about their political views has he?

He did and its somewhere in this thread. Cant find it right now

 

[Punished Anime Discusser]

I can't believe Nolan is missing out on the biggest liveposting event of the next four years.

Ah. nevermind, there he goes, thank you Rie.

 

[RestlessRain]

Nolan's non vote is catalyst for middle east peace. Who'd a thunk.

Let's bring Palestine and Israel together by allowing them both to explode Nolan's penis.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

I can't believe Nolan is missing out on the biggest liveposting event of the next four years.

Ah. nevermind, there he goes, thank you Rie.

Well, you not voting for his opponent helped, Nolan.

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

I can't believe Nolan is missing out on the biggest liveposting event of the next four years.

Ah. nevermind, there he goes, thank you Rie.

Man... if only this lazy piece of shit voted he would prevent a scary red man from winning....

 

[Topo Chico]

Bros I'm too many beers in, I hope someone is archiving the xeets and the discord chimping

 

[niggaphil]

Nolan started to show his pony power level in the Rye Chat now:

I guess he will get banned soon

After Donald trump was elected as president

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[niggaphil]

Another Update: Nolan is seething so hard now, and want to beat someone to release his frustration! Who he gonna pick? His dad or his mom?

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[Twin Adder]

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"Been a fan for a long time. First time watching"

 

[MornLurker]

Apparently the new block feature has updated?

Xwitter new block feature lets you see their tweets even if you block/are blocked by them, you just can't interact with them is all

 

[niggaphil]

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Gyatt Damn, his meltdown brings back the nostalgia of 2016 election

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

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Gyatt Damn, his meltdown brings back the nostalgia of 2016 election

That's a lot of tweeting from a bitch who couldn't even be fucked to fill out a ballot & mail it back.

 

[Tuwuturu]

That's a lot of tweeting from a bitch who couldn't even be fucked to fill out a ballot & mail it back.

FAFO, in a nutshell.
All of this is rightfully deserved. The amount of people who, like Nolan, xittered their lives away for these four years talking about their clicktivism and shoving it down everyones throat how 'better' they were because of it, never actually cared to exercise their right to vote. Hypocritical tears of those who are finding out that inactions do carry consequences outside of echo chambers.

 

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[Latte'Ninba]

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Gyatt Damn, his meltdown brings back the nostalgia of 2016 election

Remember to eat that Popular vote L too retard. Odd how one can claim this election was "maybe rigged" but the dems somehow randomly lost 20 million votes that ONLY existed last election which is somehow "normal." Also all that shit you mentioned happened last election as well but it's (D)ifferent if it benefits you I suppose. Votes didn't go our way, truly voting is dead!

The funniest part is he's still less angry about this than oversleeping for a stream. He doesn't "so insanely hate regret and sorry" not voting so he can't be that mad.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

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The plural is inaccurate, Nolan.

You didn't vote.

And you told the world why. Because you considered both sides equally morally reprehensible.

(And, presumably, because you had to jack off to pony porn)

A hundred and forty million Americans did their duty for democracy. They voted.

You didn't.

There is no "We" here.

You failed democracy, Nolan.