The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Nenélove]

Recap

After a 'brief' seven-day ban, Nolan returns on time and continues to spew his nonsense.
And he claims he has been Insulted relentlessly by mods and owner.

Hey Nolan, if you dislike it this much, you should leave instead of saying: **Hugs?**.


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Good work newfriend, we are glad to have a new recruit in the Nolan watching corps. Here's your own pair of autist kicking boots and certified genocider (according to Nolan) badge.

 

[Topo Chico]

...does he even know how to setup a hotspot?

I never really thought about it, but I want to say I hope so?
If he can't figure that shit out, man, that'd be a real 70 IQ moment. I know he has a smart phone, likely with a normal data plan. You can just: .
if he couldn't figure it out, that'd be very unkingly.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I never really thought about it, but I want to say I hope so?
If he can't figure that shit out, man, that'd be a real 70 IQ moment. I know he has a smart phone, likely with a normal data plan. You can just: .
if he couldn't figure it out, that'd be very unkingly.

It took him a very long time to figure out how to use TOR or a VPN.

 

[PassiveUnaggressive]

It took him a very long time to figure out how to use TOR or a VPN.

Let's not Nolan's Crush's 'attempt' at opsec. So much mental gymnastics led to that.
He's probably making himself dumber by not managing his nutrition/diabetes and having a messed up sleep schedule also. I have no idea how bad the long term effects will be, but most likely, it won't be good.

 

[RestlessRain]

I must watch the vods at 3x speed and late reply to their going live tweets so I might make amends for my absence.

The King does not watch VODs. The King goes to whatever forum he hasn't been banned from and uses chat GPT to come up with long posts that no-one reads and cries about missing the stream.

 

[niggaphil]

Recap

After a 'brief' seven-day ban, Nolan returns on time and continues to spew his nonsense.
And he claims he has been Insulted relentlessly by mods and owner.

Hey Nolan, if you dislike it this much, you should leave instead of saying: **Hugs?**.


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Finally, I can pass my torch to someone who is willing to track Nolan activity in Chink discord. I am happy to retire

Meanwhile, Nolan feeling that Kiara won't recognise him, and keep horny posting:


Archive

Venting under the gay flip rabbit tweet:
Archive 2



Edit:
Oh, I found the reason why Nolan so sad now. The Biboo Chink Discord told him to STFU (not banning him), but Nolan intepreted it as HARASSMENT and MOD is BEING EVIL!!!!!

 

[di26iaa]

Finally, I can pass my torch to someone who is willing to track Nolan activity in Chink discord. I am happy to retire

No, you can't retire. I haven't joined too many Discord servers.
Watching Nolan get blocked from one group after another, I'll soon lose track of him, and I believe it won't take long.

 

[VSoyBoy]

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

...does he even know how to setup a hotspot?

It's almost as easy as walking a dog or scooping ice cream with a spoon.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Let's not Nolan's Crush's 'attempt' at opsec. So much mental gymnastics led to that.
He's probably making himself dumber by not managing his nutrition/diabetes and having a messed up sleep schedule also. I have no idea how bad the long term effects will be, but most likely, it won't be good.

According to the WHO:

• Diabeetus is a major cause of blindness, kidney failure, heart attacks, stroke and lower limb amputation. Oh no, how can Nolan watch his noombers and goon at dem cnnuy vtubers now. Cries.
• Between 2000 and 2019, there was a 3% increase in diabeetus mortality rates by age.
• In 2019, diabeetus and kidney disease due to diabeetus caused an estimated 2 million deaths. At least Nolan would be part of a huge crowd once he died. He can post this number all over discord and twitter.
• A healthy diet, regular physical activity, maintaining a normal body weight and avoiding tobacco use are ways to prevent or delay the onset of type 2 diabeetus. Looks like Nolan's on his way here. At least he can brag that he got to 2nd base.
• Diabetes can be treated and its consequences avoided or delayed with diet, physical activity, medication and regular screening and treatment for complications. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO, NOLAN'S GONNA GET FUCKED SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.

So yeah, retard's fucked if he doesn't improve his lifestyle. He'll soon join his sister in them pearly gates probably beating her ass when he doesn't get to watch them Noombas live and torturing her with vtuber PL doxx and LMAOs.

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I take great joy in this. Knew that fucker wouldn't be awake to watch the BIG NOOMBA STREAM. Get Diabeetus'd Nolan ya retarded fuck .

Edit:

Imagine Nolan going blind from diabetes because he's too busy watching streams to manage said diabetes.

It's tragic if it happened to anyone else but since it's Nolan it's fucking poetic.

 

[RestlessRain]

According to the WHO:

• Diabeetus is a major cause of blindness, kidney failure, heart attacks, stroke and lower limb amputation. Oh no, how can Nolan watch his noombers and goon at dem cnnuy vtubers now. Cries

Imagine Nolan going blind from diabetes because he's too busy watching streams to manage said diabetes.

 

[Takodachi]

I hope its type 1.

 

[niggaphil]

I hope its type 1.

He is young, not fat, and not having bad diet strongly indicates that this is the type 1 diabetes, inherited from his family.

 

[Takodachi]

He is young, not fat, and not having bad diet strongly indicates that this is the type 1 diabetes, inherited from his family.

I am not entirely sure.
Type 1 is no laughing matter, and without careful diet and insulin management you will have a very bad time. So either Nolan has type 2, or he puts his family through hell with constant trips to the ER.

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

I am not entirely sure.
Type 1 is no laughing matter, and without careful diet and insulin management you will have a very bad time. So either Nolan has type 2, or he puts his family through hell with constant trips to the ER.

 

[RestlessRain]

Saw this meme elsewhere and couldn't resist making it Nolan-themed

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Edit:
Oh, I found the reason why Nolan so sad now. The Biboo Chink Discord told him to STFU (not banning him), but Nolan intepreted it as HARASSMENT and MOD is BEING EVIL!!!!!

How does this qualify as harassment? Is there more to this conversation? He didn't even say anything mean.

Nolan must be really struggling to find something that makes him a victim.

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

Venting under the gay flip rabbit tweet:
Archive 2

Why does bro give a shit if he missed a fucking zatsudan in a language he don't speak or read?

I also didn't catch NotAqua's redebut because i was asleep and also I'm an English-only peasant.

 

[CalciumAnimal]

Why does bro give a shit if he missed a fucking zatsudan in a language he don't speak or read?

I also didn't catch NotAqua's redebut because i was asleep and also I'm an English-only peasant.

because he doesn't watch. i have recently become fully convinced nolan does not infact watch anything other then clips at best. This is just another method of attention getting.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

because he doesn't watch. i have recently become fully convinced nolan does not infact watch anything other then clips at best. This is just another method of attention getting.

So he just has the streams on mute while in the chat?

What the fuck does he do all day if he's not even watching the streams?