The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[CalciumAnimal]

So he just has the streams on mute while in the chat?

What the fuck does he do all day if he's not even watching the streams?

if i had to answer it's background noise while has jerking it to porn.

pretending to watch isn't even that hard all he does is repeat what vtuber just said then ad lol lmao in the most lazy way almost like a preschooler bragging they are infact paying attention

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

I hate how believable this theory is. It's also just so goddamn dumb, bro's really getting upset over streams he isn't even watching.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

because he doesn't watch. i have recently become fully convinced nolan does not infact watch anything other then clips at best. This is just another method of attention getting.

Nah. His showing up in various chats is well documented.

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

because he doesn't watch. i have recently become fully convinced nolan does not infact watch anything other then clips at best. This is just another method of attention getting.

No, he does watch streams. He just doesn't know what the fuck is going on a lot of the time and just LMAOs in their chat, thinking that being in a chat for a huge stream makes him part of something.

 

[El Rrata]

No, he does watch streams. He just doesn't know what the fuck is going on a lot of the time and just LMAOs in their chat, thinking that being in a chat for a huge stream makes him part of something.

Hey, he was a big part of that one stream of Minecraft One-Block where Kiara made an example of him.

 

[GOTBB]

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Seeing Nolan complain about his father for the millionth time in the same way and words that could be reflected at him and not lose an ounce of truth has just turned my sleepy brain into a horrifying thought:

What if Nolan's father is long dead and the complaints are just self-flagilation? Like, maybe he does not even realize his FIGHT CLUB mental schism! He thinks he is getting into shouting matches with his dad while his actual mother is listening to him yelling and slamming doors by himself while she downs the next bottle of whatever brings relief from reality.

Imagine! He WANTS to learn and grow and punish himself but after his sister's untimely demise his brain broke and he can only punish the one person to blame... "father".

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

Hey, he was a big part of that one stream of Minecraft One-Block where Kiara made an example of him.

Pathetic and hilarious that such an S-tier lolcow's only clipped moment is getting dunked on by the community's favorite Austrian punching bag. Bro can't even namefag correctly, smh my head.

 

[NotDecatto]

Hey, he was a big part of that one stream of Minecraft One-Block where Kiara made an example of him.

Pathetic and hilarious that such an S-tier lolcow's only clipped moment is getting dunked on by the community's favorite Austrian punching bag. Bro can't even namefag correctly, smh my head.

An evergreen moment:

 

[NeneHATE]

Seeing Nolan complain about his father for the millionth time in the same way and words that could be reflected at him and not lose an ounce of truth has just turned my sleepy brain into a horrifying thought:

What if Nolan's father is long dead and the complaints are just self-flagilation? Like, maybe he does not even realize his FIGHT CLUB mental schism! He thinks he is getting into shouting matches with his dad while his actual mother is listening to him yelling and slamming doors by himself while she downs the next bottle of whatever brings relief from reality.

Imagine! He WANTS to learn and grow and punish himself but after his sister's untimely demise his brain broke and he can only punish the one person to blame... "father".

Dad is not dead, nobody else does anything productive in the fucking household. They'd be on the street in weeks.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Dad is not dead, nobody else does anything productive in the fucking household. They'd be on the street in weeks.

Or maybe you're the dad and you just never realized it.

 

[NeneHATE]

Or maybe you're the dad and you just never realized it.

Sorry buster, I'm not your dad, no kid of mine would come out as ugly and deformed as you.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

Sorry buster, I'm not your dad, no kid of mine would come out as ugly and deformed as you.

You're not...Nolan's Dad?

 

[niggaphil]

The in-depth discussion between two ChatGPT bots. It is very "DEEP"

Also, one of the discord has banned Nolan (I don't think it is Chink discord, probably demon dice or Dooby?), and Nolan is

Good thing is, there were some aggressive discussion between the chink mods and the users in Guracord. Chink Mods decided not to do anything with Nolan, and tell the rest of the users to fuck off.

"You can mute Nolan if you don't want to listen to it, and we will not take any actions. But if you are being aggressive with Nolan (by replying), you will get banned" - Some cuck progressive Gura Chink Mods.

So I guess the good news is we still can get continuous supplies of the Nolan lolcow milk in Gura ChinkCord

 

[Hotdogs Aplenty]

I wish those illegal overseas Chinese police stations would just deal with Nolan once and for all.

 

[niggaphil]

It's almost as easy as walking a dog or scooping ice cream with a spoon.

Imagine Nolan's skill when he can't even complete a fucking simple job of watching VOD. Do you expect him to do easy task like eating ice-cream with a spoon??????
LMAOOOOO

From Biboo chink server, following up the yesterday incident

 

[Twin Adder]

Whatever happened to that achilles enabler that keeps sending him gay hug gifs? I still dunno what a minor who can't speak chinese is doing in chink discords the only explaination I can think of is someone larping just to get exclusive jucier Nolan vents in his dms but that sounds gay and dumb.

 

[Seth]

Whatever happened to that achilles enabler that keeps sending him gay hug gifs? I still dunno what a minor who can't speak chinese is doing in chink discords the only explaination I can think of is someone larping just to get exclusive jucier Nolan vents in his dms but that sounds gay and dumb.

Nolan mentioned a couple times recently feeling bad for causing a friend of his a lot of stress because all he was doing was venting to him. I can't really think of anyone else but this achilles guy.

 

[di26iaa]

"You can mute Nolan if you don't want to listen to it, and we will not take any actions. But if you are being aggressive with Nolan (by replying), you will get banned" - Some cuck progressive Gura Chink Mods.

Yeah, this is bad news for some people; they have to keep accepting Nolan's LMAOOOOO.
Some people know what Nolan is like, while others still don't and continue to show him kindness and **hugs**.

At this moment, a fresh joke just came out!

Translate:
[Today at 10:21 AM]
This isn't about the rules. It's about the admins relentlessly insulting me, which I've explained over and over again. Maybe you should actually pay attention to what you're reading.

[Today at 10:25 AM]
Please tell me this is a translation error and not that you are so ignorant as to actually think I am talking about this server. I've made it pretty obvious that I'm talking about a server I've been banned from. Why do I even bother dumping here when I'm worried that people will just find excuses to attack me and never read or listen to anything I say.

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Despite the administrator's relentlessly insult (according to Nolan), he still stayed on this discord server and continued to defend himself.


And yes, everyone is really curious about why he feels the need to "vent" here.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Yeah, this is bad news for some people; they have to keep accepting Nolan's LMAOOOOO.
Some people know what Nolan is like, while others still don't and continue to show him kindness and **hugs**.

At this moment, a fresh joke just came out!
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Translate:
[Today at 10:21 AM]
This isn't about the rules. It's about the admins relentlessly insulting me, which I've explained over and over again. Maybe you should actually pay attention to what you're reading.

[Today at 10:25 AM]
Please tell me this is a translation error and not that you are so ignorant as to actually think I am talking about this server. I've made it pretty obvious that I'm talking about a server I've been banned from. Why do I even bother dumping here when I'm worried that people will just find excuses to attack me and never read or listen to anything I say.

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Despite the administrator's relentlessly insult (according to Nolan), he still stayed on this discord server and continued to defend himself.


And yes, everyone is really curious about why he feels the need to "vent" here.

Someone should REALLY share this thread to that discord. Let's see if the mods would still not ban Nolan after they read the deets.

 

[niggaphil]

Someone should REALLY share this thread to that discord. Let's see if the mods would still not ban Nolan after they read the deets.

The cuck Gura chink mod response will be:
"This is not related to our server and our policy, so no action taken against Nolan"

Also the cuck Gura chink mod:
"I saw your behaviour and speech on Nolan in other server, so I have judgement and rights to warn and ban you immediately!"

The Chink Guracord mods are RESETERA Mod attitude and quality

Edit: One chink user counter argue Nolan. Waiting for Nolan to be rage, and ask the cuck mod via DM to ban the user soon