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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

Topo Chico

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John Vtuber👁️

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unlike the “LITERAL GENOCIDE” that happens whenever someone goes against [CURRENT THING], they would be thrown off a rooftop if they were actually on the front lines of the conflict

…but at least Nolan’s not a heckin’ scumbag?
 

Topo Chico

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unlike the “LITERAL GENOCIDE” that happens whenever someone goes against [CURRENT THING], they would be thrown off a rooftop if they were actually on the front lines of the conflict

…but at least Nolan’s not a heckin’ scumbag?
He'd martyr himself (get thrown off a building) to bring about the freedom of the Great Kingdom of Palestine, The King is so magnanimous, he stands at the zenith of compassion.
 

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I'm just here to remind everyone that one of the last spergouts I saw Nolan engage in the Capipicord was making a "we need to throw pedophiles into woodchippers" a trans-rights issue. IIRC, at no point did anyone directly bring up vermintide in relationship to that topic.
 

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I'm just here to remind everyone that one of the last spergouts I saw Nolan engage in the Capipicord was making a "we need to throw pedophiles into woodchippers" a trans-rights issue. IIRC, at no point did anyone directly bring up vermintide in relationship to that topic.
I mean... was he wrong?
 

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"You're lucky you're not American" over a gorvernment related tweet-

Said to: a guy who got arrested and fucked in court (Or attempted, it HAS been a while so I forget exactly how fucked over he was by the whole thing) out of asstons of cash because "his pug was a nazi" due to a silly internet joke.
Said by: a guy who does worse to his dog and assaults other people over petty shit and often in retaliation to only words. The type of person who causes bans on butter knives.

Also lol. "At least I'm a better person than you!" He said as he was strangled to death beside the "nazi" who was next in line.
Alternatively: "I STILL RESPECT YOUR EXISTENCEEEEEEEEeeeee" as he's shoved off a rooftop.
 
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Based on a comment by @Planetary Bombardment on the test site being a BBS (it got better), I've made a new smile with Nolan ASCII:
:nolanbbs:
 

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@Scoots I know you hate being pinged here man, but is he talking about you? Just making sure because....him talking about YOUR pride and YOUR mental it's just....
:mintcrazy::mintcrazy::mintcrazy:
Sorry must have missed this ping last week among all the wrestletuber notifications
Hence my aggressive reaction. whenever he questions that I'M doing something unhealthy it infuriates me that's part of the reason I set the boundaries I did. This was strike 1 since the agreement he gets two more and he's gone

For future reference I don't have a problem with anyone pinging me here if you think I may be involved. Especially if he says something particularly egregious about me I'd like to know about it for sure
 
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Tuwuturu

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Sorry must have missed this ping last week among all the wrestletuber notifications
Hence my aggressive reaction. whenever he questions that I'M doing something unhealthy it infuriates me that's part of the reason I set the boundaries I did this was strike 1 since the agreement he gets two more and he's gone
🫂 Please don't let yourself be gaslight by Nolan. It's good that you are putting these boundaries and have a good define line of when it is enough.
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Sorry must have missed this ping last week among all the wrestletuber notifications
Hence my aggressive reaction. whenever he questions that I'M doing something unhealthy it infuriates me that's part of the reason I set the boundaries I did. This was strike 1 since the agreement he gets two more and he's gone

For future reference I don't have a problem with anyone pinging me here if you think I may be involved. Especially if he says something particularly egregious about me I'd like to know about it for sure
Just admit it. You love him. You think about him every night and ignore your wife of 27 years.

Denying it certainly isn't good for your mental.
 

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Sorry must have missed this ping last week among all the wrestletuber notifications
Hence my aggressive reaction. whenever he questions that I'M doing something unhealthy it infuriates me that's part of the reason I set the boundaries I did. This was strike 1 since the agreement he gets two more and he's gone

For future reference I don't have a problem with anyone pinging me here if you think I may be involved. Especially if he says something particularly egregious about me I'd like to know about it for sure
Lol, like he's gonna keep that promise.
 

Scoots

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Just admit it. You love him. You think about him every night and ignore your wife of 27 years.

Denying it certainly isn't good for your mental.

Also I'm straight
 
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superduper

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Our boy will not be deterred or defeated!
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For real though, the poster is once again telling Nolan the truth and he just completely discards it. Nolan Crush: Final Arbiter of Truth.
Only Nolan can respond to a completely cordial and informative statement with vitriol.

Oh wait, I forgot twitter and the Alphabet mafia exists. My bad.
 

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Only Nolan can respond to a completely cordial and informative statement with vitriol.

Oh wait, I forgot twitter and the Alphabet mafia exists. My bad.
I can't believe you'd say these things about your late husband. Do you have no heart?
 

superduper

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I can't believe you'd say these things about your late husband. Do you have no heart?
A good wife/widow knows how to push back against their spouse when they have a problem.

:mywifenolan:
 

Nenélove

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Holy shit, even Nolan's most ardent defenders turn against him, truly a man is his own worst enemy.
 

A Source Filmmaker

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Geez I was reading the threads on this Nolan guy. This dude is insane and legit schizo. Holy crap man.
 

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