The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[NeneLOVE]

Remember, it's a Taiwan discord.

Yeah most chinese fans of Holo are from taiwan or singapore. The mainland chinks use weibo and their other copycat programs, not discord.

 

[Zyklon Mag]

of course I voted yes hehe

Here's the link to our Nolan banning discussion if you want to laugh https://thevirtualasylum.com/threads/the-trial-of-nolan-crush.102/

 

[reinigen]

Oh boy, he's asking to vent? I wonder what he posted on the Pony site.

If some of these are repeats, I'm sorry. I'm just reposting what he posted.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

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Oh shit! He's runnin' scared now!

 

[Abomination]

"...most of the server's members have jobs to do, they're tired and just want a clean place to chat or talk..."

Damn man, real as fuck.

Of course, Nolan wouldn't know about that, as his ass couldn't be bothered to even take his dog out to piss. Or doing a few hours of work as punishment for fucking up his mom's computer will ruin his entire day.

 

[RestlessRain]

And Nolan wonders why he's getting banned. Hold off on the racism a little bit, Nolan.

 

[thhrang]

Hold off on the racism a little bit, Nolan.

https://i.ibb.co/3kM440k/TOTAL-NOLAN-SUPREMACY.gif

 

[Tuwuturu]

This European duck Sumi person is fucking BASED I KNEEL TW/HK!

 

[Fucking YTs]

Added a few emotes:


EdIt: Added this one b/c I thought it was funny. I had to recreate it mostly from scratch due to the width limit.

 

[niggaphil]

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Oh boy, he's asking to vent? I wonder what he posted on the Pony site.

Oh, because his penis is officially exploded in Chinese Kiara Cord, thats why he is crying

The Mod kindly tell the Nolan to fuck off, and perma-ban him. Besides that, the Mod also inform the users DO NOT DISCUSS ABOUT NOLAN AGAIN
(Note: The mod mentioned that the English Discord Mod had warned them about the Nolan, but the chinks being a cuck decided to give him a chance to join the group)

The only 'venting channel' that he could be using is Chinese Gura Cord, but the Gura Mod is on the edge of breaking point now (The vote no in the referendum is the Gura main Mod, go figure how cucked he is)

But I am sure Nolan will return to his former self in the next 24 hours, and turning back to normal Nolan, and bitch all he wanted, till the next penis explosion incident

 

[Superduper Samurai]

How long till he finds the german fancords and google translates at them

 

[BlueSharkTV]

How long till he finds the german fancords and google translates at them

he will call them nazis and will get range banned from all of Germany.

 

[La+ de Central Norte]

What should i do if Señor Crush Appears in ES fancords now?

 

[El Rrata]

What should i do if Señor Crush Appears in ES fancords now?

 

[Superduper Samurai]

What should i do if Señor Crush Appears in ES fancords now?

What they teach you in the execution vids, hermano

 

[Poyoyo & Jill]

Late Welcome to everyone coming because of Nolan

Remember to kick him out of every single Discord Server

 

[superduper]

If Nolan is completely deprived of internet access, he could become punished Nolan and transform into a potentially productive member of society. It's not impossible, I believe in his parents to make the right decision and stop paying the internet bill. At least that way he'll have to go to a McDonalds to watch vtubers and maybe interact with people in public.

 

[NeneLOVE]

If Nolan is completely deprived of internet access, he could become punished Nolan and transform into a potentially productive member of society. It's not impossible, I believe in his parents to make the right decision and stop paying the internet bill. At least that way he'll have to go to a McDonalds to watch vtubers and maybe interact with people in public.

Or he just kills himself...

 

[superduper]

Or he just kills himself...

They should put him in a padded cell and a straitjacket to prevent that. His brain will have no choice but to become normal!

 

[niggaphil]

If Nolan is completely deprived of internet access, he could become punished Nolan and transform into a potentially productive member of society. It's not impossible, I believe in his parents to make the right decision and stop paying the internet bill. At least that way he'll have to go to a McDonalds to watch vtubers and maybe interact with people in public.

Make so much senses coming from Nolan's ex-wife.

Speaking of it, how many penises did nolan have after two of his penises exploded?