"I do play games. I promise I play games. Just not this type of game... I'm a rhythm gamer ok? Is that the truth- Is that the truth you want? I'm a rhythm gamer, I can only hit 2 buttons... I can only hit 2 to 4 buttons simultaneously painshork noises that's the truth gets attacked ah get outta here barracuda... I'm having a moment."Gawr Gura

The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

superduper

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Make so much senses coming from Nolan's ex-wife.

Speaking of it, how many penises did nolan have after two of his penises exploded? :dokiSmug:
He had gender affirming surgery to replace his first penis which was then subsequently obliterated again. He doesn't have much thigh matter left for another one. It's not looking good for his future as a penis haver.
 

Dispirited Helmet

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Make so much senses coming from Nolan's ex-wife.

Speaking of it, how many penises did nolan have after two of his penises exploded? :dokiSmug:
Maybe he has a starfish's biology and the exploded penises eventually will grow into more Nolans
 

NeneHATE

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Maybe he has a starfish's biology and the exploded penises eventually will grow into more Nolans
Nolan as an echinoderm? Spare me the nightmares please...
 

RestlessRain

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They should put him in a padded cell and a straitjacket to prevent that. His brain will have no choice but to become normal!
Because going to a mental hospital really straightened Rie out.

 

niggaphil

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Man, Nolan life sucked because he missed a couple of the streams in a day, not his behaviour that resulted in perma-banned :dokiSmug:

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Gintoki

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How Nolan reacts whenever he receives a tiny bit of criticism:
 

IdenticalPlateaus

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Man, Nolan life sucked because he missed a couple of the streams in a day, not his behaviour that resulted in perma-banned :dokiSmug:
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest warrior.
:crushface:
 

reinigen

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Man, Nolan life sucked because he missed a couple of the streams in a day, not his behaviour that resulted in perma-banned :dokiSmug:

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Our boy will not be deterred or defeated!
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For real though, the poster is once again telling Nolan the truth and he just completely discards it. Nolan Crush: Final Arbiter of Truth.
 
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RestlessRain

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For real though, the poster is once again telling Nolan the truth and he just completely discards it. Nolan Crush: Final Arbiter of Truth.
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niggaphil

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Our boy will not be deterred or defeated!
fqrenr.png

fcp7w1.png

For real though, the poster is once again telling Nolan the truth and he just completely discards it. Nolan Crush: Final Arbiter of Truth.
The "See you on other servers, bye" sounds like some Arnold schwarzenegger's one-liner shit in Terminator movie :dokiSmug:
 

NotDecatto

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Our boy will not be deterred or defeated!
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For real though, the poster is once again telling Nolan the truth and he just completely discards it. Nolan Crush: Final Arbiter of Truth.
Nijisisters please take in Nolan
Nijisisters please take in Nolan
Nijisisters please take in Nolan
Nijisisters please take in Nolan
Nijisisters please take in Nolan
 

Euthyphro

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Maybe he has a starfish's biology and the exploded penises eventually will grow into more Nolans
You make it sound like he's a cryptid, though I guess that's not too far off.

Backreading this thread feels like going through a dossier for Bigfoot, complete with reported and unconfirmed sightings, plus field notes and theories.
 

ogey_rrat

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The "See you on other servers, bye" sounds like some Arnold schwarzenegger's one-liner shit in Terminator movie :dokiSmug:
What other servers? He's banned from nearly all of them.
 

Faceless Waifu

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What other servers? He's banned from nearly all of them.
Not quite. There are probably plenty of servers out there that still hosts Nolan despite his infamous nature. The internationals/Japanese/Indonesian/Taiwanese hubs might have plenty of specific talent vtubers of agencies like Hololive or Nijisanji that has been told or heard about him to the point that he's on a "ban on first sight" list, but those servers that aren't centralized to said "hubs" might still let Nolan slip and stay if the owners doesn't know about his reputation.

Not to mention that, for all the fact about him being a spergy autist, the fucker is still smart enough to make alts to lurk. Even if that's probably untrue, the fact that it is a possibility still means that Nolan could possibly be around, assuming that something doesn't happen to him that cause him to lose access to internet permanently.
 

Seth

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Not to mention that, for all the fact about him being a spergy autist, the fucker is still smart enough to make alts to lurk. Even if that's probably untrue, the fact that it is a possibility still means that Nolan could possibly be around, assuming that something doesn't happen to him that cause him to lose access to internet permanently.
I mean, doesnt take 2 braincells to make an alt account. For discord atleast. Im pretty confident he doesnt have an account here. Because you know he would sniff his thread and sperg about it in a random vent channel or maybe he even would've slipped once or twice and made a suspicious comment on the thread. Nolan is pretty weak willed he wouldnt be able to see people shit on him and not lose his shit over it.
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Im pretty confident he doesnt have an account here.
He does or at least used to. He used to vent about this thread to his friend until his friend had him stop. The message where this is mentioned is somewhere in this thread, but man that's a dig. That was months ago, maybe even last year. I don't know if he still checks here, but I'd bet so.
 

Seth

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He does or at least used to. He used to vent about this thread to his friend until his friend had him stop. The message where this is mentioned is somewhere in this thread, but man that's a dig. That was months ago, maybe even last year. I don't know if he still checks here, but I'd bet so.
Scoots confirmed Nolan was complaining to him about seeing his name on the general thread or other public threads. He never actually mentioned this thread.
 

Hff201

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He had gender affirming surgery to replace his first penis which was then subsequently obliterated again. He doesn't have much thigh matter left for another one. It's not looking good for his future as a penis haver.
Finally, he can collab with Gura without upsetting the unicorns!
 

Abomination

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NotDecatto

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