The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[Clown Penis]

Imagine being parasocial for a fucking faggy wigger.

I'd imagine the wigger's tips on grindr were very helpful for Nolan.

 

[Short]

Nolan was watching Metokur's stream btw

Spoiler: chatlog

2024-02-03 01:03:35 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: BULLY CABAL! CANCER MAN 
2024-02-03 01:04:42 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: The Destiny debate went SOOOO badly! Jesus 
2024-02-03 01:05:11 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOO! It's pedophobia 
2024-02-03 01:08:57 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I am an individually with a lot of empathy, towards people who deserve it 
2024-02-03 01:09:29 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I can watch at least 30 min or so 
2024-02-03 01:10:42 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: OMG! CRP 
2024-02-03 01:11:03 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOOO! what the fuck 
2024-02-03 01:12:34 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOO! I didn't know CRP was secretly Omniman 
2024-02-03 01:13:15 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAH! Jesus Christ this is hilariously stupid 
2024-02-03 01:14:05 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOO! It's good there's some for the femcels 
2024-02-03 01:14:27 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I fucking new it LOOOOOL 
2024-02-03 01:15:13 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: NEIGH NEIGH! 
2024-02-03 01:15:23 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I don't Mersh is doing okay 
2024-02-03 01:16:57 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOO! "Oh god" man's brain is as fucked as Shoenice's 
2024-02-03 01:17:30 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Female cops 
2024-02-03 01:17:58 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOO! As an Ohioan, REALLY BAD 
2024-02-03 01:18:53 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOOO! Alcohol definitely doesn't help with strokes 
2024-02-03 01:19:47 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: This is the most people have talked about my state in a while 
2024-02-03 01:20:52 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: RALPHHHHHHHH! A real RALPHAMALE 
2024-02-03 01:21:22 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Women love microdicks 
2024-02-03 01:22:39 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHA! what a sad afair 
2024-02-03 01:22:54 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Good to hear 
2024-02-03 01:23:34 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Josh sucks but censorship sucks far more 
2024-02-03 01:24:14 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: YES! DO IT! Fight Cancer Man 
2024-02-03 01:25:21 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Gee, I wonder why you don't trust anyone, definitely not projection 
2024-02-03 01:26:13 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAH! I mean, that's fair 
2024-02-03 01:26:40 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: He's so drunk 
2024-02-03 01:27:04 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Wait what LMAOOOO 
2024-02-03 01:28:34 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: 5 years ago he was making bank, what happened. Oh right, he did 
2024-02-03 01:29:05 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMFAOOOO, he's SEETHING 
2024-02-03 01:30:47 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: See I have empathy, just not for people like Ralph 
2024-02-03 01:31:29 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Man pulled a fucking DSP but WORSE because he showed his dick 
2024-02-03 01:32:03 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAHAHHA! Oh god NOOOOOOO! 
2024-02-03 01:33:06 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE 
2024-02-03 01:33:46 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: How does he think this makes him look cool? 
2024-02-03 01:34:00 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: He's so fucking wasted 
2024-02-03 01:34:08 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: NICK RIEKETA   
2024-02-03 01:37:28 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Ralph, sober? Impossible 
2024-02-03 01:38:20 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: F 
2024-02-03 01:38:42 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: :pill::pill::pill::pill: 
2024-02-03 01:39:57 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: This is why it's okay to make fun of Ralph, he's a soulless monster

Also archive of Jim's stream cause why not

Spoiler

 

[sashimi]

Nolan's Cum Glass was broke while he was “cleaning” it

with his stupid-arse wise knowledge, He is asking for refund?

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No shit Nolan, water was wet?

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Asking for a hug as usual
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Edit:

Gura Chink Discord asked him why he was not moving out, his reply:
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Come on, you can't even handle a glass for fuck sake, and ask for a $20/hr burger flipping job?

Did this nigga drop it on PURPOSE??

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

I am an individually with a lot of empathy, towards people who deserve it

What the fuck does this mean?

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

Crush: Josh sucks but censorship sucks far more

exdee

 

[RestlessRain]

Crush: Josh sucks but censorship sucks far more

Me: Censorship is bad
Nolan: Exists
Me: Well...

 

[Nenélove]

exdee

EL OH EL

 

[Seth]

While there is all this selen drama, why not add up a little bit of ?

Nolan probably posted his thoughts somewhere on discord. Instead of copy pasting, he just decided to screenshot it and repost it under the niji tweet. Brilliant.



Oh, its not all, even more brilliant !!! He then decided to repost his tweet on spacebattle because he felt too lazy to write something new. Brilliant i tell ya !!!



My man is learning new tricks everyday @Topo Chico are you proud of Nolan?

 

[Slutpuppies]

He really could have just said

(company)

 

[Faceless Waifu]

I actually saw Nolan venting on hana macchia cord around two days ago, but me being busy on sunday (local time) and then Selen graduation caused me to lost a chance to archive it, beyond what I grasp as some sort of personal spat between a moderator or something.

However, while nijisanji is experiencing the same thing Rome is experiencing back in the day (ya know... burning to crisp), Nolan did vented about being blamed for his own shit in one of them Chinese fancords.





There's videos, but I don't really know how to upload it directly here, so I guess @reinigen could help?

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I actually saw Nolan venting on hana macchia cord around two days ago, but me being busy on sunday (local time) and then Selen graduation caused me to lost a chance to archive it, beyond what I grasp as some sort of personal spat between a moderator or something.

However, while nijisanji is experiencing the same thing Rome is experiencing back in the day (ya know... burning to crisp), Nolan did vented about being blamed for his own shit in one of them Chinese fancords.
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There's videos, but I don't really know how to upload it directly here, so I guess @reinigen could help?

Probably file size limit. You could upload it on Rumble or streamable and embed that here.

 

[Faceless Waifu]

WEBM are annoying, had to convert it but I think it should be working now.

below this post, he uploaded this video.

And on this screencap, here's the video on that.


The videos itself are mostly just him scrolling through the CN fancord, but you can probably gleam more on Nolan's internet activity outside of existing posts. Like how he used browser discord, and am sure that he has a NSFW image bookmarked on his browser.

EDIT:

From the bookmark

 

[Short]

Nolan logs from Dokibird/Selen stream

Spoiler: LMAOOOOOOO

2024-02-08 01:04:15 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: TOMATO! LMAOOOO! 100k HOLY FUCK 
2024-02-08 01:11:32 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: She forgor! Omg she's just like me fr fr   
2024-02-08 01:21:55 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: The fact she had to do that ever was, black company. LOOOOOOL!   
2024-02-08 01:37:10 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAH! Yeah that makes sense, a lot of people do that   
2024-02-08 01:38:49 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: NOT THE IMMURJIN   
2024-02-08 01:40:33 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOO! She's secretly in American. WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER :eagle::eagle::eagle::eagle::eagle::eagle: 
2024-02-08 01:41:39 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Yeah that makes sense, it's hard to keep DMs open at her size 
2024-02-08 01:44:41 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Oh god NOOOO! Mr Man is going to have to read all the "FEET" comments   
2024-02-08 01:45:14 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HEHEHEHEHE! Birthday:   
2024-02-08 01:51:38 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LOOOOOL! Perfect hashtag, very clean. NO wonder she needs suggestions 
2024-02-08 01:53:19 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Hmmm! D.A.D! MERCH! OOOOOOH! LET'S GOOOOO 
2024-02-08 01:54:44 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAHAH! "the freaky ones" what, VTuber fans, freaks, impossible   
2024-02-08 02:07:18 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOOO! Okidokis, WHAT! Why just keep BarkNights   
2024-02-08 02:14:04 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAHAH! GAMERS! (she's got 74k subs today) 
2024-02-08 02:16:40 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: I missed this infectious laugh, TSKRRR 
2024-02-08 02:18:43 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Garfield Kart! transformative content!   
2024-02-08 02:22:00 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Neo-Pets story is apparently the wildest thing 
2024-02-08 02:22:44 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Gigachad move! LOOOOOOOOOOL! That's amazing 
2024-02-08 02:24:32 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Warrior Cats! OMG HAHAHAHAHA! Crazy cat ladies unite 
2024-02-08 02:26:14 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Tbh, I watch a ton of shorts. To the point have liked thousand and thousands 
2024-02-08 02:33:33 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LOOOOOOOOL! Wait Twilight has incest :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: 
2024-02-08 02:36:23 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Wolf puberty! WHAT! HAHAHAHAH! Twilight is hilariously shit 
2024-02-08 02:37:41 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOO! BEEG brain move. WHAT THE FUCK????? 
2024-02-08 02:38:51 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Technically she kept her maiden name, which is good because that'd be confusing   
2024-02-08 02:40:14 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: You should watch the Gay Pinocchio movie HAHAHAHAH 
2024-02-08 02:40:51 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Oh GOD NOOOOOOOO! The FOX!   
2024-02-08 02:43:30 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: TOURNAMENTS! YESSSSSS 
2024-02-08 02:44:29 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LOOOOOOOOOOOL! "leave that call" She has biggest dick.   
2024-02-08 02:45:03 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Minecraft Escape Rooms, ooooh niiice 
2024-02-08 02:54:57 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: 100 in stock? HAHAHAHAH! broo there's 100k people here 
2024-02-08 02:56:06 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LOOOOOL! AWWWW! Oooooh, ACRYLIC STAND YIPPEEE 
2024-02-08 02:56:56 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: NIIIIICE! That's exciting to hear! AYYYYY! Pins and all 
2024-02-08 02:57:16 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: OOOOH! Handmade too! NICE!   
2024-02-08 02:58:17 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAHH! YouTube being main platform is pretty obvious 
2024-02-08 02:58:48 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LOOOOOOOL! Twitch is cringe 
2024-02-08 03:03:08 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHHAHAHAHA! 2 hr ad, DAMN!   
2024-02-08 03:05:00 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Are you actually doing it? LMAOOOOOO! she's hysterical. just like earlier 
2024-02-08 03:07:27 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOOO! 50 people, that's .1%, nah, at least 1% is needed   
2024-02-08 03:08:06 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMAOOOOOOOO! Just a thousand under what you should expect   
2024-02-08 03:08:33 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: .04% of people getting merch LMAOOO!   
2024-02-08 03:09:44 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: 100, damn. "carpel tunnel" YIKES, yeah that's not good 
2024-02-08 03:10:06 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LMFAOOOOO! Oh NO! not the death jokes 
2024-02-08 03:13:08 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: Opening soon ? 
2024-02-08 03:35:21 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:AWWWWWWWW! Hi again, calming down with wholesome chat 
2024-02-08 03:39:11 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: HAHAHAHAH! Even SOONER!   
2024-02-08 03:42:36 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: bye :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart: 
2024-02-08 03:43:49 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: o7; bye :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Nolan logs from Dokibird/Selen stream

Spoiler: LMAOOOOOOO

2024-02-08 02:33:33 |  ||UC60gGx7jkpUkDresF_55YKA|| Crush: LOOOOOOOOL! Wait Twilight has incest :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

I feel like this particular comment speaks for itself

 

[46gumi]

So how quick will he get banned on Doki's discord

 

[God's Strongest Mozumite]

I feel like this particular comment speaks for itself

Maybe the reason he beat up his sister was because she wouldn't put out?

 

[PemAloeKenzoku]

So how quick will he get banned on Doki's discord

Bold of you to assume he isn't already

 

[BlueSharkTV]

So how quick will he get banned on Doki's discord

watch him go there to livepost about luxiem.

 

[Bendo Verkari]

So how quick will he get banned on Doki's discord

As soon as mods see that frightening icon.

 

[Saturnus]

So how quick will he get banned on Doki's discord

The current one is unironically the original Dragooncord just rebranded.
Also;

He has 208 messages total within 2 days of joining.