The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

[niggaphil]

Nolan: I am being a cunt, I would make myself FIRED from the new job within a week because I am too lazy to work. My dad is angry and being a cunt at me. He doesn't know the benefit of being a NEET!!!

Edit: Extra conversation for archive purpose

 

[NeneHATE]

Nolan: I am being a cunt, I would make myself FIRED from the new job within a week because I am too lazy to work. My dad is angry and being a cunt at me. He doesn't know the benefit of being a NEET!!!

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Nolan would make a great lawyer tbh.
"Your honour, in my humble opinion, my client should go free. Sending him to prison for the 5th time won't do anything because that doesn't stop him from getting out on parole and running over old ladies after performing a hit and run on a police cruiser, therefore he should just go free, because no measure we take will ever take him out of his life of crime!"

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Nolan: I am being a cunt, I would make myself FIRED from the new job within a week because I am too lazy to work. My dad is angry and being a cunt at me. He doesn't know the benefit of being a NEET!!!

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"I will not work, and will get fired within the first week if I get a job, how could my egomaniacal father not understand this?"

...So how long until he realizes that the core issue is his unwillingness to work or change his behavior? because if he's not willing to support himself, then his parents will one day no longer be around to support him, so who/what pays for his internet and place of living?

whoever this B Achilles is, the blood of Nolan's family will be on their hands when he inevitably snaps

 

[GOD'S STRONGEST BUILDERBEAR]

So how long until he realizes that the core issue is his unwillingness to work or change his behavior?

Never, cause hes a commie?
Atleast on twitter

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

I still insist that the solution is turning him into a human-horse hybrid who exists only to preform manual labor.

If he wasn't such a little bitch I'd say that part-time night stocker at Walmart would be perfect; I mean, just wander around not speaking to people and using his autism to sort products on shelves. Trouble is, I assume that he'd complain of sore feet within the first hour & get fired for laziness.

 

[niggaphil]

whoever this B Achilles is, the blood of Nolan's family will be on their hands when he inevitably snaps

B Achilles is a rando in the cord that talk random shit pull out from his arse, and making Nolan feels good (aka grooming Nolan's bussy). I suspect he is an underage kid as he stated that he does not have a state ID

Edit: Assuming he is Taiwanese, a Taiwanese only able to get his/her state id at the age of 14 (source)

 

[John Vtuber👁️]

Edit: Assuming he is Taiwanese, a Taiwanese only able to get his/her state id at the age of 14 (source)

Horrifying!

...where are his parents in all this

 

[Koronesuki]

I suspect he is an underage kid as he stated that he does not have a state ID

He probably thinks that Nolan is the same age.

 

[Seth]

B Achilles is a rando in the cord that talk random shit pull out from his arse, and making Nolan feels good (aka grooming Nolan's bussy). I suspect he is an underage kid as he stated that he does not have a state ID

Edit: Assuming he is Taiwanese, a Taiwanese only able to get his/her state id at the age of 14 (source)

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You posted this screenshot of him saying he cant read chinese, japanese and korean.


What are the odds that this guy is another guy who ended up in chink cords because he was banned in the english ones? Does he write in chinese in the discord at all?

 

[niggaphil]

What are the odds that this guy is another guy who ended up in chink cords because he was banned in the english ones? Does he write in chinese in the discord at all?

Thanks for pointing out the info, I didn't notice that because I ignore that sperg since he is not Nolan. I went to dig deeper about this guy in the Chink Gura Cord. Looks like he is "slightly" doxxed himself....?

 

[Just pretending]

Thanks for pointing out the info, I didn't notice that because I ignore that sperg since he is not Nolan. I went to dig deeper about this guy in the Chink Gura Cord. Looks like he is "slightly" doxxed himself....?

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Another Sonicfag. Of course he's a sonicfag. Every goddamn time. Is that fanbase cursed or what?

 

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

Thanks for pointing out the info, I didn't notice that because I ignore that sperg since he is not Nolan. I went to dig deeper about this guy in the Chink Gura Cord. Looks like he is "slightly" doxxed himself....?

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Holy fuck, zoomers really do have the worst opsec imaginable.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Thanks for pointing out the info, I didn't notice that because I ignore that sperg since he is not Nolan. I went to dig deeper about this guy in the Chink Gura Cord. Looks like he is "slightly" doxxed himself....?

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I could definitely believe @niggaphil's original assessment of this guy being < 14.

 

[Abomination]

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Expecting a man to set up a sleep schedule for his adult-aged son so he goes to bed at a normal hour and doesn't sleep the day away.

Lmao.

 

[Saturnus]

I could definitely believe @niggaphil's original assessment of this guy being < 14.

If that's his actual birthday (2002) being posted in there he's 22 years old.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

If that's his actual birthday (2002) being posted in there he's 22 years old.

I'm aware.

That profile still doesn't suggest adulthood.

 

[Fauna's Deadest Sapling]

Thanks for pointing out the info, I didn't notice that because I ignore that sperg since he is not Nolan. I went to dig deeper about this guy in the Chink Gura Cord. Looks like he is "slightly" doxxed himself....?

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Fave voice actor Vic Mignona, recommending 2003-era cartoons, likes Fall Out Boy, saying "vidjagames", yeah, this shit is pretty millenialcoded. I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually in his 30's.

Also, "wanna learn Linux"? Just, fucken' learn it, then. It's some free computer software, not opthalmic surgery.

 

[Awoogers]

If that's his actual birthday (2002) being posted in there he's 22 years old.

what the hell

what

 

[NeneHATE]

Another Sonicfag. Of course he's a sonicfag. Every goddamn time. Is that fanbase cursed or what?

Ken penders cursed them.

 

[Zizara]

If that's his actual birthday (2002) being posted in there he's 22 years old.

False. 2002 was just a few years back, this is obviously a kid.