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The Nolan Crush Memorial Post Dump and Lolcow Thread

CalciumAnimal

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damn we really are watching a wallmart fucking chris chan but horses
Chris was a brony too i still remember all the retards trying to cow tip him.MLP watching retards specifically.
 

El Rrata

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Spotted in Kobo's 3D showcase, unsurprisingly:
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Oh wait :smugmoona:
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NeneHATE

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A song I imagine played in the asylum courthouse/penis explosion public execution stage when 1 comment from Nolan caused the entire vote to flip in an instant.
 

Clown Penis

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A song I imagine played in the asylum courthouse/penis explosion public execution stage when 1 comment from Nolan caused the entire vote to flip in an instant.

Me too.
 

RestlessRain

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A song I imagine played in the asylum courthouse/penis explosion public execution stage when 1 comment from Nolan caused the entire vote to flip in an instant.



1:12

I swear I never thought about the phrase "super duper" in at least a decade until Rie started shitposting on here.
 

Topo Chico

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NOLAN :hololove:

Nolan is also going back and forth with people about value of interracial dating in advertising, in German
:whatastory:
 

fortnitesmasherX

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Credit where credits due, at least he acknowledges that the racism PSAs are bad.

But apparently he doesn't know about the Blue's Clues drag queen
 

Aquatic Novellite

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niggaphil

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What happened to our penis-exploded Nolan today? Did he got beaten by his father, or by his troon-brother who love him so much in this wonderful halloween spirit? :smugselen:

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Topo Chico

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What happened to our penis-exploded Nolan today? Did he got beaten by his father, or by his troon-brother who love him so much in this wonder halloween spirit? :smugselen:


He’ll be spamming big time in the yuuuuuge viewer comeback stream! Maybe the Chinese will care then
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023

He’ll be spamming big time in the yuuuuuge viewer comeback stream! Maybe the Chinese will care then

-first haachamers stream

oh you fucking femboy
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

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Seth

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What happened to our penis-exploded Nolan today? Did he got beaten by his father, or by his troon-brother who love him so much in this wonder halloween spirit? :smugselen:

I cant wait for Nolan to sperg on the chinks because they're not giving him enough hugs :iguessIwasbeingabitautistic:


He’ll be spamming big time in the yuuuuuge viewer comeback stream! Maybe the Chinese will care then

oh god more discord to join :nolancries:
 

Stunned But Dumb

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Maybe the Chinese will care then
They thought Tiananmen Square was bad? Wait til they get a load of the Great LMAO Incident followed immediately by the Red Au-Crush
 

NeneHATE

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He’ll be spamming big time in the yuuuuuge viewer comeback stream! Maybe the Chinese will care then

If you needed any more proof of how big of a parasite and a personality devoid husk nolan is.
 

El Rrata

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If you needed any more proof of how big of a parasite and a personality devoid husk nolan is.
Makes me wonder if he only started branching out when Gura stopped streaming as much.
 

NeneHATE

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Makes me wonder if he only started branching out when Gura stopped streaming as much.
That and he started simping for Niji when luxiem became fujo central, now that niji is no longer hot shit he has promptly abandoned them.
 

Topo Chico

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The King has spoken.

Making no statement on the validity of Nolan’s statement, I’d love to see the math on that.
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God's Strongest Mozumite

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The King has spoken.

Making no statement on the validity of Nolan’s statement, I’d love to see the math on that.

There's nothing better to bring out Nolan's autistically arrogant way of speaking than politics :iguessIwasbeingabitautistic:

Not that I'm one to take a side in a minor war between two fuckwads in a desert shithole, but anyone who sees the Hamas invasion and the children being slaughtered and the women being dragged off to be raped and then immediately decides to virtue signal about "Israel bad" needs to be put on a plane and airdropped right in the middle of Gaza to see just what they're talking about. What does Nolan have to be afraid of, the numbers are on his side!
 

Awoogers

basic ass man who loves the british funny woman
Joined:  Jun 7, 2023
The King has spoken.

Making no statement on the validity of Nolan’s statement, I’d love to see the math on that.

M A T H E M A T I C A L L Y

femboy if archimedes was alive in this era he will happily drag your ass to syracuse to test an actual heat ray to support his theories on you

Yamanba
 
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